"Deserted area ahead" you read on a rotting wooden sign next to the dirt road and notice the truth of the warning when you look forward and see nothing but dust, sand and a Skeleton.

Upon closer inspection you see a golden necklace hanging from the skeleton's neck with the name "xKujakux" written on it, and realization hits you.

This is the remainings of the author of this profile description, who is thought was flamed to death by Haters of big Futas.