A Gender-void-Grey-Asexual, mildy insane, political-extremist, White-supremacist, Brony, door-smashing author that enjoys writing condensed chaos.

My stories are generally a strong mixture of cringe, chaos, humor, insanity and P̶̡̡̢̛̮͔̱̲̠̫͙̩͇̳̲̺͉͈̜̻̥̰̜͎̹̦̤̱̬̌̊̌̑̍̾͛́͒̆̓͂͒̈́̂̀̚̚͝Ą̴̪̝̟̫͙̞̟͚̪̰̻͔̀̽̇̎̑͊͛͜ͅĮ̵̡̨̨̧̛̯̩̮̥̦̲͙͍̫̲̼̣͇͎̺̹̖͓̱̝̘̖̝̫̩̭̘̱̌̂́̋̄̏̅͑̓̏̀̓̈̊̌̀̀̑̓̒̎̆͂͊̕̕̕̚͠͝N̵̢̢̡̢͍̣̟̹͔̖̙͖̭̫̫̟͖͙͈̪̤̯̩̤͓̙̼̲̜̜̠̹̹͖͔̭̜͒̒̌͗́̍̒̄̃, my works are rather offensive and should not be taken seriously, unless you agree with the extreme views often crammed in, then feel free to take it seriously.

I take requests for stories, PM if you want me to write something, also if you want to get incoherently screeched at by me then you can PM me for that, too, I really enjoy spamming people, or if you ask nicely, I might be able to keep a normal conversation going for a limited time.

Location: Interdicting International trade through eating the captains of ships that pass through the Strait of Gibraltar.

Links for meh stuff:

My youtube channel

My Fimfiction

Reddit account

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Upcoming (possible stories)

Equestrian Opium war: It's like the Opium war fought between China and Great Britain, but with ponies.

Hitler flees to Equestria: A story in which during 1945 Adolf's plane to Argentina hits some extreme turbulence and he finds himself in Equestria.

Joseph Stalin eats Hermann Fegelain's table: exactly what it sounds like.

The great soil war: A story about the soil types living in harmony, but once the gravel barbarians arrive, they must unite against this threat, but even if they repell the gravel hordes, will the compass world ever be the same? Based off this reddit post.

Roblox Rise Of Nations: complete and utter chaos. based of the Roblox grand strategy game by Hyperant, it will be based in the game where I dissolve further into ridiculousness as I describe the shenanigans of a fictional server.

lOrX rApEr The next story in the dOoR sMaShEr series, it's about someone who yeets Lorx's yetle.

Genital Stealer The third book in the dOoR sMaShEr series, it'll be about a certain person that stole my rods and balls.

wInDoW jUmPeR The fourth book in the dOoR sMaShEr series, a second one about me, it tells the tale of me jumping out of windows, how exciting.

fLoUr EaTeR The fifth book in the dOoR sMaShEr series, and yes, it's a third book centered around me, it's not that I'm trying to be narcissistic, but nobody does much MLG activity.

I prioritize already existent stories above these ideas, if you want to accelerate the progress of me bothering to make them, then send me a PM.

More information on my political stance: I support most ideologies that are out of the status-quo, especially more Authoritarian ideologies, personally my ideology is as follows:

Neo anarcho capitalist collectivist libertarian socialist accelerationist progressive oligarchic reactionist authoritarian totalitarian technocratic democratic communist fascist monarcho theocratic centrist secular expansionist traditionalist conservative reformist revolutionary separatist globalist consumerist imperial idealist equalist revisionist maoist stalinist Leninist Marxist statist devolutionary national bolshevism (That’s a mouthful).