Hello, you. *grins wickedly*

I am TheGreatestConWoman a.k.a RM

So what are you supposed to write here? Oh, anything? Like random? Random stuff? *cracks knuckles* Okay then!

Growing up in the slums-- Just kidding. I was born youngest into a rich family with nothing else to do but whine about not having enough money. Greed is a monster. It eats away everything in its path until all that's left is the sad, ugly remnants of your "family". And so I deviated from their path. I didn't become a doctor. I didn't become a lawyer. I didn't become an architect or an engineer. Hell, I didn't even become a writer. I just write stuff here on FanFiction.net to keep the demons at bay. I finished Business Management at the top school in my country and after I graduated, I ran. Not literally. I can't run to save myself. Nor do I have the will to, run and save myself I mean.

Cute story though, before graduation, I have amassed quite an amount of money. I won't say how much, but let's say I can probably buy a good model of Lexus. And I used it all to gamble. Did I ever tell you I am so good at gambling? And with that money, I enjoyed my college life. I did everything there was to do in college. And I do mean everything Damn, those were the days.

I got away with everything, not because I have money, but because I was crafty. I don't know just what it is but some people are just so gullible. Know what I mean? Push the right buttons and they're wrapped around your finger. Also, I love blackmail. I love having power over people. Not in that kinda way. I know what you're thinking, I'm not a perv.

My greatest stunt I guess was forging the signatures of all my professors, the dean, and the school president, just so I can get a friend into college. And they didn't find out until after that friend graduated, set up a career, and led a good life. He still pays me interest monthly.

After graduation, I got clean and set up my own business. One that I still have now. It's not much, but it's good money, even if the capital wasn't good money.

Oh right, and my hobbies are writing, dancing, rapping, and beating people up. How about you?

Oh, and check out my stories for Avatar: The Last Airbender! You're gonna love them! (I hope)

XOXO, TGCW