crazymachide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Alexander. A little about me: I'm 21, living in rural Nebraska. As you can imagine, not a whole lot of exciting stuff going down in Small Town, USA; so I guess you could say I write so I can temporarily be transported to some place a little more exciting. :) I've been writing mostly for Alexander. But my stories will all depend on where my muse takes me... "It is only in romances that people undergo a sudden metamorphosis. In real life, even after the most terrible experiences, the main character remains the same." - Isadora Duncan "I wish the real world would just stop hassling me." - 'Real World' by Matchbox Twenty What a writer asks of his reader is not so much as to like, as to listen. |
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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Domesticity by Scarlett Rogue reviews
Lestrade, Anderson and Donovan visit Sherlock's flat late at night to go over a big case. Little did they know, a sleepy Johnlock is a domestic Johnlock. Their behavior takes everyone by surprise. Sweet, funny, slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Haute Couture by LPBekka reviews
In the year 1889 a young fashion designer by the name of Blaine Anderson is about to meet the love of his life, the most beautiful woman in Paris only to discover that she is not all she seems. Klaine, Warning: Lemon, Cross Dressing, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,140 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Drabble Wing by classyblue reviews
The heart can always tell.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Drabble Silence by classyblue reviews
Alexander faces the repercussions of his actions.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Complete
Drabble Animal by classyblue reviews
Alexander experiences the joys of puppyhood.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Replacement by classyblue reviews
Alexander pushes and Hephaestion react but is Alexander ready for the outcome?
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
A Sacred Taste by Yumemakura reviews
Hephaistion falls ill in India, and Alexander tries his best to save him. Rated 'M' for nudity and intimate m/m slash.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Complete
A picture of Dorian Gray by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
Eighteen year old innocent Isabella Swan visits the home of Oscar Wilde on her trip to Europe. There she meets a man with a reputation for debauching young innocents, Edward Cullen. Miss Swan is swept into the sordid underbelly of Victorian London.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 96,236 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Heart of my Heart by Chaos in the Moonlight reviews
Hephaistion tries to be strong with a drunk Alexander but will he succeed? Written for bi-weekly Alexander Alphabet Challenge.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009
You Know You're Obsessed With Twilight When by Number-1- Twilighters reviews
You know you are! This is the list of things that us "Twilighters" do because of our obsession. Use it as your Twilight checklist. 1,000 reasons!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 23,069 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
A Little Secret by Smile XD Widely reviews
On their carriage ride to Pemberley after being married, Lizzy and Mr. Darcy decide to reveal their innermost thoughts, discussing their funniest anecdotes, and their true feelings for each other. Suggestions more than welcome!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Complete
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Homeward: A Sequel reviews
Sequel to Homeward. Lissandra reappears in our two favorite Macedonians' lives, bringing with her some baggage.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Complete
Of Trivial Fears and Imperative Affection reviews
A storm rolls in and someone doesn't handle the thunder well. One-shot.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Complete
Homeward reviews
When the dangers of battle separate King and General, one must hold strong against pressure to lose hope, and the other must fight to get back. Hephaestion must show his true worth and call on every ounce of inner strength to make his way home to his King
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,846 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Hands reviews
Drabble. The hands are the landscape of the heart, and communicate what lies within. Alexander clings to the hands of Hephaestion, for they anchor him to the earth.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Colossus reviews
"You are a true colossus. Your name will echo through the ages." -Alexander watches the city of Persepolis burn and comes to conclusions on his own eminance.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Complete
Scarred reviews
The body of a warrior tells the tale of a tumultuous life. And fear is an universal thing. Effecting all. Even the King. One-shot.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Not Anymore reviews
Hephaestion has had enough. New Chapter 2: Alexander's POV
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Who I Am reviews
Alexander knows that some wounds are hard to heal. But he must try to mend them anyway. Sequel to "Not Anymore". One-shot.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Public Display reviews
A very hurt and drunk Hephaestion is fed up with Alexander's negligent and roving ways, and decides to call him out on it in a very public way. Alexander must prove to Phai just how much he means to him. Alexander/Hephaestion.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Childish Moment reviews
Hephaestion and Alexander resort back to a childhood activity to escape the responsibilities of adulthood. One-shot. Alexander/Hephaestion
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Out of Context reviews
Cleitus and Ptolemy are in the King's tent when they overhear a conversation and take it the wrong way. One-shot. Alexander/Hephaistion
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
Always reviews
"Keep him happy. Always." Roxana and Hephaistion have a heart to heart, and come to understand each other better. One-shot. Alexander/Hephaistion
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Complete
The Victor reviews
When the two lovers are turned into opponents, who will end victorious and claim the prize? One-shot. Alexander/Hephaistion.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
An Audience reviews
When a disturbance in the camp requires action from the King, Alexander and Hephaistion are forced to deal with an audience. One-shot. Alexander/Hephaistion.
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
