Author has written 11 stories for Hannah Montana.
My friends all call me Funderburk and I'm an only child. My parents are divorced and I live with my mom. I live somewhere in Illinois. I'm in 8th grade, my last year at the junior high then I get to go to high school. Yay! So my friends are Kim, Morgan, Aaron, and my dad. Well, actully thats just my best friends. I have loads of friends. I have 1 dog and his name is snuggles. My grandma has 1 dog that we call my dog and her name is Nikki. Kim has 1 dog that I love th and her name is Zippy.
DISNEY CHANNEL GAMES
SHIPPINGS
I have no clue as to what has gotten into me...but Jiley is becoming a thing of my past. Loliver isn't as big of a love as the new shipping I support. I still support Loliver! Don't get me wrong...it's just I like another pairing alot more at the moment. If you understand what I mean.
Loliver- Lilly/Oliver
Loe- Lilly/Joe Jonas
Niley- Miley/Nick Jonas
HANNAH MONTANA
Don't Stop 'Till You Get The Phone--4/5-It was ok..not one of my favs.
That's What Friends Are For--3/5-It was good...but not that great.
Lilly's Mom Has Got It Going On--5/5-That. Was. The. Best. Episode. Yet!
I Will Always Loathe You--3/5-Eah. The only good parts really were the fights.
Bye Bye Ball--4/5-It was good. And a little different. Lol.
The Way We Almost Weren't--5/5-It was so cute and original(to me) I love Qualm! Lol.
CONCERTS
March 21st- Boys Like Girls
STORIES-In Progress
Hannah in Hawaii~~I Lost Alot Of Reviewers. Now Its On Haitus. And I Hate Doing That.
Bye Bye Lilly~~I just posted chapter 5!!! I'm glad you all love it!!! Thankyou for the reviews!
How I Lost My Mind~~NOTICE!!!! I'm deleting this story and making one with this plot in it. Sorry...but please read the new one.
The Way it Started~~I love all the reviewers! Thanks so much guys. Working on updating now.
Boys Like Girls~~I know...I defenitly didn't reach my goal. Review if you read and I'm working on FMTM.
STORIES-Complete
Our Time Now--Not my best. Sorry guys.
Our Time Now [remix--I loved it! And by the looks of it you guys do too!
Bet on It--Read and tell me whatcha think!!!
Torn Between Three Friends--Glad you liked it!
Stuck Between Two Choices--Not the best. I wrote it in a day. Sorry guys.
Merry Christmas Lilly--My best story ever written in my opinion. Hehe.
STORIES-In The Making
Everest--Lilly, Miley, and Oliver climb Mt. Everest. More details coming soon!
CrushCrushCrush--Oliver is popular..and loves Lilly. Lilly isn't popular and loves Oliver. So...who's to blame when the end up hating eachother?
Misery Business--Lilly hates Becca..one can only wonder why.
We Are Broken--Lilly's brother is sent to war. Follow what she's thinking and how her life is going.
My Totally Screwed Up Teenage Life
FAV SONGS
Fences--Paramore
That's What You Get--Paramore
Me You and My Medication--BOYS LIKE GIRLS
The City is at War--Cobra Starship
Heels over Head--BOYS LIKE GIRLS
Five Minutes 'Till Midnight--BOYS LIKE GIRLS
Misery Business--Paramore
California--Metro Station
Letters to the President--Hawk Nelson
TV QUOTES
"Don't take this personally but we hate you!" Lanette
"You're cheating on me with your ex-wife?!" Edie
"Cuz I'm a cheesey omlet man!" Robby Ray
"I'm, yroc!" Cory
"Zach and Cody are twins? Since when?" London
MOVIE QUOTES:
"Whats crakin' lil bitches?" -Transformers
"I don't mind kickin' it here for a while!" -Transformers
"Were you masturbating? We don't have to call it that, we can call it Sammy's Fun Time!" -Transformers
LIFE QUOTES
"Hello, Is this Martys Pizza?" my cuzin prank calling me
"Why yes it is Mr. Gosnell, would you like your usual today?" kim playing along with it
"SHAKE IT!!!" Kim
"Miss Dugger..no yelling in the hallways!" Mr. Zini
"I wasn't yelling..I was singing!" Kim
"Leave!" Mr. Zini
--An Hour Later--
"We will travel the world together! STOP!" Mr. Zini
"Mr. Zini...no yelling in the hallways!" Kim
"I wasn't yelling...I was singing." Mr. Zini
"Leave!" Kim
"Miss Dugger!" Mr. Zini
--Kim runs away--
"Supp Dude??" drunk guy at cardinal game
"Dude...don't scare the children..." drunk dudes friend who is drunk~~they walk away~~
"Wow..." blade~~I start crakin up~~
"What?" blade
"You should have been all like 'Sup Joe, hows that rash been treatin you?'" so we see the guy about 5 minutes later
"Supp Dude??" drunk guy
"What did I dell you about the children?" drunk dudes friend
"Hello Joe...hows that rash been treating you? How are your children and I'm sorry about the loss of your wife!" blade~~I try not to laugh~~
"Dude? How does this kid know so much about me?" they walk away
"I like singing little kid songs." Amy
"Whats your point?" Kim
"I dunno..." Amy
"I bet I do" I whisper to Joran
"I do to!" Jordan
"You're an Idiot" Kim
"Haha.." Amy
"She was talking to you" Jordan
"Idiot" Me
"There is one common element to all of this fighting. And we must rid it! AMY!" Me
"Rofl...that was freaking awesome Kristen" Jordan
"Thank you!" Me
"Jordan you spelled Kristins name wrong."
"He did?" Me
"Your welcome. And I spelled your name wrong?" Jordan
"No silly...you spelled my name right...but not Kristins" Kim
"Whaaa" Me
"I'm lost." Jordan
"Just like Amy's brain!!!" Me
We're number 1
Not number 2
We're gonna beat
The Whoops outta you!
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get delivered to your house sooner than an ambulance can
...are there hadicaped parking spaces in front of a skating rink
...do drugstores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their perscriptions while the healthy people can buy ciggarettes at the front
...do people order a double cheeseburgur, large fries, and a diet coke
...do banks leave both doors open, but chain the pens to the counter
...do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, and worthless crap in the grage
...do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10, and buns in packages of 8
...do we use the word 'politics' so freely:Latin: poli meaning many, and ticks meaning blood sucking leaches
...do they have drive up ATM's with braille lettering
E V E R W O N D E R
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin
Why women can't put mascara on without their mouth closed
Why we never see "PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY"
Why abbreviated is such a long word
Why lemon juice is made of artifical flavors, but the dish soap is made with real lemons
Why the man who invest all your money is called a broker
Why the time of day with slowest traffic, is called rush hour
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food
Why when dog food is new and improving tasted, who tastes it
Why Noah didn't swat those two misquitos
If con is the opposite of pro...is Congress the opposite of Progress
because LOliVEr has LOVE in it
MOLiver starts with the same three letters as MOLd
lackson sounds like lacktose
lake...ok people, ITS A FREAKIN BODY OF WATER!
WEBSITES:
youtube.com/awhisperandaclamor
/dismantel_repair
~well ur on my fanfiction so I don't need to tell you that! lol
Well...now u have seen what I have to say...how bout a wiff of my stories...EH?
QUOTES:
Boys are like your period...a big pain that makes you cry for a while, but when It's over..you happier than ever
I haven't lost my mind..it's backed up on a disk somewhere
A rose by any other name would likely be "deadly thornbearing assault vegetation"
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
Yo-Yo: an objest occasionally up but normally down...-See also:Computer-
Beware of the letter G. It's the end of everything
I do visit reality although it's on a touist visa
Flying isn't inherently dangerous..crashing is
Forcast for tonight: darkness
I used to have a handle on life; then it broke
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure
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