Hello my adoring fans!

I know you're all just dieing to know about me, so...

Penname: I picked it from the first song on Iron Maidens A Matter Of life And Death album.

Dream Job (if such a thing exists): God. And then we'll see who's kicking who around now!

Writing Skills: Sucky

Hobbies: Coming up with story ideas (Fanfics and Originals), reminding myself that I have no talent in Art or Writing, and creating/falling in love with new crack pairings.

Quotes :

The entire lyrics to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osborne.

"We don't need no education"- Another Brick in the Wall, The Wall, Pink Floyd

"I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob"- I Am The Walrus, The Beatles

"This sugarcane This lemonade This hurricane, Im not afraid. Cmon cmon no one can see me cry. This lightning storm. This tidal wave. This avalanche, Im not afraid. Cmon cmon no one can see me cry" - Imitation Of Life, R.E.M.

"Only poor people think you can't buy happiness" - Me

SHIPS IN FICs (in order of best to least) :

W.I.T.C.H.

Will + Caleb: As cool/hot as Matt and Corny are, you can't deny the they make for a cute couple.

Matt + Cornelia: Like I said they're both cool/hot.

Nigel + Will: FUCK YOU, I LIKE IT!!

Will + Cornelia: Yes yuri, but you know it's freakin' awsome.

Will + Shagon: He's such a cool villan, and it would me super emotional.

Cedric + Will + Phobos: I can't explain, but it makes for good lemons.

Matt + Caleb: Don't care if it's Yaoi, I like it.

Matt + Nigel: (see above)

Naruto

Sasuke + Tayuya: I can't explain, suffice to say it's addictive.

Sasuke + Hinata: Their just so alike and so different at the same time, and it's so CUTE!!

Naruto + Haku (boy or girl I don't care which): It's sweet and one of the few same sex pairings that I absolutly love... AND IT'S CUTE!!

Naruto + Tayuya: It's a good way to show Narutos compation even to an enemy, which isn't shown as much as it should be in fanfics.

Teen Titans

Red X + Raven: He's witty - she's witty, he's a villan/anti-hero - she's half demon.

Robin + Raven: It probly wouldn't work where the show left off becase they're both too dark, but in the long term they're perfect.

Raven + Slade (in a father daughter way): There are meny ways to do this, but my personal favorite would be her as his aprentace with them finding out that if it hadn't been for Trigon Raven would have been Slades daughter, and they would have lived a happy life. (I think I made that way up myslef 0.0)

Robin + Terra: Don't know, but it's sweet.

Danny Phantom

Ember + Danny: I think it would work. She's like Sam exept not a hippy/emo hibrid (No offence).

Danny + Dani (in a father daughter way): Think about it; she was created by his D.N.A., looks like him, and is practicly his MiniMe. Sounds like 'Daddys Little Girl' to me.

Danny + Dani: If she is completly his clone, then it's not incest. . . IT'S MASTERBATION!!

Neon Genisis Evangelion

Rei + Shingi: MAN IT'S CUTE!

Code Lyoko

Odd + Aelita: Must. Obay. Cuteness!

William + Aelita: (See above)

Final Fantasy

Rikku + Tidus: MY EYES EXPLODE WITH THE CUTENESS!!

Lulu + Tidus: She's older and more experianced. I like that. . . And she's hot.

Kingdom Hearts

Riku + Kiri: After all he did for her the guy deserves at least, at least third base.

Namine + Kiri: It's hot.

Sora + Yuffie: They're similer. That's about it.

Star Wars

Male Exile + Visas Marr: Nothing to say, it's that good.

Jacen + Jaina: DON'T JUDGE ME!! Iv'e been reading NJO and I've got about a dozen plot bunnies burrowing into my skull over this one! Plus, who doesn't want to see Han's face when he finds out?

Lando + Any Woman: Come on, the Coolest Cat in the Galaxie deserves it.

Female Revan + Canderus: He is very very cool, and the old lady seems to hint at it in Sith Lords

Tenel Ka + Jaina: You know you'd like to see it.

Luke + Winter: I love Winter, and i couldn't help but wonder. . .

Han + Mara: You know you were thinking it!

Female Exile + Atton: It's so remenicent of Han + Leia.

Jaina + Lowbacca: Admit it. it would be awsome. And imagine hw uncomfortable a situation that is for Chewie and Han.

Darth Vader + Mara Jade (in a father daughter way): I like the idea.

Harry Potter

Harry + Luna: It's just so fucking cute, and odd little Luna could help Harry with all the bullshit Rowl-- I mean Voldemort puts him through. . . hehe.

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