Well, I'm readyslavery, and I guess I'll tell you some things about myself!

Name: Arabella

Age: 16

Location: England

Sexual orientation: Bisexual

Religious beliefs: Athiest

General likes: Autumn, gardening, pressed flowers, skirts, dresses, bright make-up, feathers, animals, blue skies, stars, bisexualiy, vegetarianism, music, writing, reading, picnics, carboot sales, freshly cooked bread, Encyclopedia Dramatica (even though I'm sure I'd be ripped to shreds by them), open minds, socialism, dragonflies, quirky presents, ribbons, buttons, spare watch parts, vintage advertisements, letters, art history.

General dislikes: Homophobia, racism, the American government, meat, incest, losing things, wasps, narrow minds, unequality, ignorance, arrogance, private schools, animal testing, lack of manners.

Likes (in stories): Original storylines, romance stories that are not like every other romance story, interesting characters, same-sex pairings, opposite-sex pairings, a good mix of seriousness and humour, characters with flaws, intense and gripping stories.

Dislikes (in stories): Mary-Sues, incest, in Narnia: "the girl came from a troubled home life and woke up in a wood where King Peter found her, took her to Cair Paravel and fell in love with her" UNLESS you can manage to do it in a better way than the majority, the original story with little self-inserts (even though my first Narnia fic was actually one, oh dear).

Fandoms: The Chronicles of Narnia and Harry Potter are the main fandoms I read and write. (my Harry Potter stories are on HPFF under the username durotar, if you're interested)

Likes (ships): The Chronicles of Narnia - Jill/Eustace, Polly/Digory, Edmund/Caspian (I have no idea why, but I'm impossibly in love with that ship despite never reading any stories on it), Pevensies/OC (providing it's done in an original, interesting way). Harry Potter - Ron/Hermione, Draco/Blaise, James/ Lily, Harry/ANYONEBUTGINNY (actually, I don't care about Harry very much, so never mind), Remus/Sirius (perhaps my favourite ship over every other ship of every fandom), Draco/Luna, Snape/Lily, Narcissa/Lucius, Bellatrix/Rodolphus, Fabian Prewett/Caradoc Dearborn (...Shoebox Project, anyone?)

Dislikes (ships): The Chronicles of Narnia - Pevensie/Pevensie, Lucy/Tumnus, Aslan/Jadis (lol), Pevensie/Mary-Sue. Harry Potter - Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, Ginny/Draco, Remus/Tonks (you broke my heart, JKR, then restored it when he basically came out in book 7 xD), Remus/Lily.

Well, that's quite an essay, no? Feel free to PM me with any questions and such.

Sorry, but it has to be done:

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My stories

One shots

Cats and Dogs (C.S.Lewis)

A silly little fluffy one-shot about Jill and Eustace, and some animals.

Multi-chaptered

Dubium (C.S.Lewis)

An adventure taking place between The Silver Chair and The Last Battle. Another trip to Narnia for Jill and Eustace, a dash of the Pevensies and a little side order of fluffy romance is in store.

Amor (C.S.Lewis)

A story of love, loss and religion. A new family has moved in across the road, a highly religious pair. Can they help restore faith to Peter and Lucy, who are so desperately lacking it?