Hi, I am Inkheart! I love to write about books and movies. Also love to write just about anything else.

Name: Kriss

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BOOKS THAT I LOVE:

Inkheart(DUHHHH)

Inkspell

A Thousand Splendid Suns( I think this may be the best book I have ever read. Better then Inkheart. I suggest this to anyone!)

Nobody's Princess

A Northern Light

My Lost and Found Life

City Of Ember

The People of Sparks

The Prophet of Yonwood (I personally think this one is the best)

Geek High

Disguised

Night

Double Identity

Weedflower

Grey Griffon Series

The Night I Disappeared(holy crap that was an awesome book)

Maniac Macgee

The Outcasts of 19 Scuyler Place

I Have Lived 1,000 Years.(made me cry)

Kira-Kira

The Theif Lord

Esperanza Rising

A Dogs Life.

Star Girl

Love, Star Girl

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

On the Run series:

Chasing the Falconers (1)

The Fugitive Factor (2)

Now You See Them, Now You Don't (3)

The Stowaway Solution (4)

Public Enemies (5)

Hunting the Hunter (6)

Fever 1793

The Star Place

Gracie's Girl

Milkweed

Coraline

The Divide

Eggs

Number the Stars

The Bravest Thing

There's a Girl in my Hammerlock(very funny book)

The Social Life of Dogs(an adult book I read when I was 9... not bad)

Because of Winn-Dixie(I know a kids book but it is such a touching tale)

The House on Mango Street(spanish teacher recommended, REALLY GOOD)

3 Days

So B. It

Sahara Special

Lord of the Rings

Diary of Ann Frank

Some of these books I read in 6th grade(in 10th now) so yeah some of them low reading level. Believe you me... I can read. There are so many more.

MUSIC THAT I LOVE:

2 Skinnee J's(the best in rap-rock)

KT Tunstall (Her voice inspired me to find my own. I can't get enough of her.)

Beth Orton

Chemical Brothers(the Gods of techno)

Orbital(The other gods of techno)

Sara Bareilles(She inspires the smal romantic side of me." Just take me to Vegas...")

New Sounds of London

Kathleen Edwards

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah's.

Prodigy

Overseer

Lacuna Coil(So beautiful when they sing in Italian.)

Evenessance

Nelly Furtado(her spanish songs are great!)

Within Temptation

One Drop

Propeller Heads

Songs from Godspell

Misc. Songs from the 90's, movies and shows.

That sums me up, did I mention 2 Skinnee J's: P

SONGS THAT I LOVE:

KT TUNSTALL:

Other Side of the World

Universe and U

Silent Sea

Another Place to Fall

Suddenly I See

Under the Weather

Heal Over

Through the Dark

Stoppin' the Love

Minature Disasters

False Alarm

Black Horse and a Cherry Tree

Ashes

Girl and the Ghost

One Day

Golden Age

Boo Hoo

Gone to the Dogs

Change

Throw Me a Rope

White Bird

If Only

Hopeless

Hold On

Funnyman

Saving my Face

Beauty of Uncertainty

Someday Soon

Paper Aeroplane

2 SKINNEE J'S

Riot Nrrrd

Pluto

Mind Trick

You're a Champion

Wild Kingdom

Ball Point Man

Organic Machine

(718)

The Best

The Whammy

The Good, the Bad, the Skinnee

In the Clutches of of the Diabolical Sgt. Stiletto

3 Minutes

Girl With The World in her Eyes

Grown Up

Pass the Buck

Lemon Drop

Horn of Destruction

Loud Neighbor

Brew Ha! Ha!

Lost and Found

Big Beat Evangelists

Get in the Van

Deal of the Century

One Summer

Who Wants This?

Inside my Room

I Can't Hear You

Friends Don't let Friends Listen to Rap-Metal

Change the World

Next Big Thing

MOVIES THAT I LOVE:

Evolution(I think we have established that: Tookie, tookie and caw-ca-caw, does not WORK! LOL I love this movie so much)

All of the Scary Movies(1,2,3,4)

Shawn of the Dead(That has to be one of the best movies ever made. Totally what my brothers and I would do if zombies attacked)

Office Space

The Mist

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

The Lion King

Water Boy

Big Daddy

Billy Madison

Mr. Deeds(I think I like Adam Sandler movies)

Lord of the Rings

The Day After Tomorrow

Serenity

Resident Evil(1,2, have not seen 3)

28 Days Later

28 Weeks Later

Old School

Head of State

Down to Earth

Waiting(Don't F... with the people who handle your food!)

Orange County

Shrek(1 and 2, the 3rd sucked big time)

Underworld(1 and 2)

Jhon Carpenters : Ghost on Mars(awesome movie!)

Tremors(They are Ass blasters!)

I am sure there are more, Evolution is on the list right?

SHOWS THAT I LOVE:

Heroes

Bones

Mythbusters

Mind of Mencia

Terminator: the Sara Conner Chronicals

House

Any science special, particularly a program about space and Earth.

Here are some neat quotes.

"God says I'm good but he says your fuked."(It's with an accent.)- Brave Heart.

"I do not fear the truth, the truth fears me."- Me.

"I like cheese." - My friend Rena.

"Mr.L. Prosser was as they say only human. In other words he was a carbon-based, bipedal life form who decended from an ape. More specifically he was forty, fat, and shabby, and worked for the local council."- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.( Not the movie the book.)

"My Acting Journal is a whore!"- My friend Amanda when her Journal is due.

"Boone Hoes!"- My brother Jason.

"Dk Dc. Don't Know, Don't Care." - Me.

"I love those mysterious brusies."- Kristen.

"One day my Angel of Music will come." -My friend Rena.

"Get off my back! Don't I pay the bills?" (Does a fake cry.)- My brother Joe.

"She has a black belt in naggary." -My brother Kurt talking about my sister-in-law.

"See your self as a fallen angel."-Kt Tunstall. (Another Place to Fall.)

"Crack a book and take a look at yourslef." - Me.

"God he is weird. (shutters and then says somthing really random)- My friend Rena.

"Today is whatever I want it to be."- Beth Orton. (Central Reservation.)

"Intelligence is bliss, Ignorance is funny." - Me.

"I think we have established that, 'Tookie-Tookie, and caw-ca-caw does not WORK!" - Prof. Block from Evolution.

"The cardinal rule of dineing: Don't F... with the people who handle your food!" - Waiting and my mom who was a waitress for a long time.

"We are all born with a purpose. Whether it be simply to entertain common folk as strolling players, or to overthrow a tyrant, we are put here on this earth for a purpose. We may not know what that purpose is until it is fulfilled, and even then, we may not know. But no matter what our purpose is in life, love will be there. You may not see it; you may not recognize it; you may not know it, for it will be in the little things of life: A child’s laughter as he runs through your house, a husband’s gentle touch, the kiss of a lover. Or it may be even simpler than that. It could be in a gift from a neighbor, a loaf of bread left anonymously on your front step." - Inkdeath. By: Beyond the Pages.

"The earth that is the space between I'd banish it from under me to get to you. Your unexpected love provides My solitary suicide, Oh I wish I knew." Sara Bareilles (One Sweet Love.)

"No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader."- Robert Frost

"Thank you for your pen, thank you for your binder, and thank you for your consistant nagging!"- This kid my friends and I know.

"Wow, I never really knew what strange was until I met her." A friend of mine talking about a strange friend of mine.

"You've got brass balls." - The Mist

" In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your asshole. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." - Mac Mcgruff from Juno.

"Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College.
Harry Block, United States Geological Survey.
Wayne Grey. I took some chemistry in high school." - Evolution

STORIES:

"The Night Fall." -World of Warcraft. This is still being worked on, updated slowly due to all honors classes and too much HW. But on chap. 15!!

"Still Hope."- City of Ember. This is in production and is going to be what I think the 4th book will be about.

"Shadows on the Walls."- Misc. I began writing this with the help of one my VERY best friends, Rena.(GuardianoftheMorningStar) It has no spec. book it is based on. It is very interesting and I am working on it.

Some info on me: I am great at science and Math. I love science the best and find math VERY relaxing(yes even Algebra 1) I am good at English and Social studies but don't like it as much.