Hi, hi there, my fellow readers/writers! How are y'all today?! Great?! GREAT! I am hyper as I am writing this, so bear with me.

Name: Symphonious (a.k.a. Symphie! Also calls self Hawk-chan!). My real name is too difficult to pronounce. You're all too simple-minded! AHAHA! I'm just kidding.

Gender: I ish a girl, but ish mistaken for a boy sometimes. o.o I dunno how. I got boobs.

Age: I have just been welcomed to the world of official teenagehood. It's pretty fun being a thirteen-year-old.

Birthday: March 5th. I ish a fishy!!! A.k.a. Pisces.

Appearance: I'm a blondie, and I have WAY more fun than you. xD I gots greenish-blue-ish eyes (freaky). I got fair skin... with lots of freckles. My likes me freckles. Me thinks they kool.

From: I hail from Russia!

Lives: I lives in Canada!

Personality: No offence, but I you stole my personality. I have enough personalities to cover every single personality in the WORLD! I hate hot pinks, and ugly blues and green. Orange is too awesome. Yellow is painful to the eyes. My favorite color ish GWEEN! Hehe! I have no table manners whatsoever. My rooms a mess, but my binder is the cleanest thing the world has ever seen. I don't like cooking, laundry, skirts, dresses, high-heels, make-up, or extremely tight clothing. It FREAKS me out. Once I saw this pretty shirt, and I tried it on... It was like a second skin. It felt uncomfortably tight, even though it looked good... I didn't buy it though. It turned out to be ugly. I got a surgeon-in-training, twenty-year-old sister, so beware. If you piss me off, I'll send her on you. HAHA! I get strange sometimes. I hate horror movies or anything to do with horror... Though, I like Halloween...

Food: I CANNOT STAND FAST/JUNK FOOD. It's not me that can't stand it, it's my stomach. I can't eat it. If I do, I'll puke it out anyways. I LUFF APPLES. Especially the really, really red kind that looks plastic. Ahh... heaven.

Fears: The Grudge kid, spiders, blood, worms, bugs of any sort, heights, high speed, getting attacked by a ferious pack of squirrels because I stole their acorn, and my own imagination.

Phobias (the same as fears (above)): I AM: Tachophobic - speed, Arachnophobic - spiders, Hemophobic - blood, Acrophobic - heights, Scoleciphobic - worms, Entomophobic - bugs. I am also a sort of graphomaniac, 'cause I got a really creepy imagination. Don't worry! I'm not contagious:P

Sports: Volleyball, basketball, track-and-field, cross-country, relay, ballroom dance, horseback riding, play wrestling as my dad is also counted as a sport and a sort of routine..., arm-wresting with guy-classmates, and losing most of the time, though I DID beat one of them...

Songs/Artists: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne, Kiss me by Sixpence None the Richer, Unwritten, I wanna have your babies, I bruise easily, These words by Natasha Bedingfield, Every song that I like by Nickelback, Some of the songs in We All Just Wanna Be Big Rock Stars, Can you feel the love tonight from The Lion King, etc., etc., etc...

Movies: The Lion King, Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron, The Guardian, Flicka, The Family Stone, Along Came Polly, Paulie, Finding Nemo, Shark Tale(s), Kate & Leopold, 50 First Dates, Mr. Deeds, Interview with the Vampire, Shall we Dance?, Step Up, Take the Lead, Stomp the Yard, Because I Said So, Epic Movie, How To Lose A Guy in Ten Days, Failure to Launch and many, many, many, many more.

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Chrono Crusade, Chibi Vampire/Karin, Bleach, Trigun, Fruits Basket, DN Angel. I don't like many anime and mangas. I'm very picky about them.

Motto: "A wise man once said, 'There are ten kinds of people in this world - those who understand binery and those who don't.'"

Books: Eragon, Eldest, The Five People You Meet in Heaven, The Outsiders, For One More Day, Harry Potter series, The Shopaholic series and basically anything my sister brings home from Chapters. She get books for free 'cause she works there, but she has bring them back again, once she's finished reading them. Hmm. I read a lot of books over and over again, a.k.a. Harry Potter series. CANNOT WAIT FOR HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HOLLOWS! Must... contain... self. Breathe in... breathe out... Okay. I STILL CAN'T WAIT!!

Life in general: I love life. Life is good. Though, sometimes it sucks. Hmmm. I cannot understand the Chaos Theory... what IS the Butterfly Effect?

IF YOU ARE OF THE FEMALE GENDER OR WISH TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS, PLEASE READ THE THIRD RANDOM TALK POST!

Stories:

I Won't Let Go, Sakura - Complete.

Summary: I thought I knew Uzumaki Naruto since the first day I met him, because he was so easy to figure out! He loved ramen, and absolutely adored the color orange. What else is there to him other than his looks? NaruSaku, and slight KakaSaku.

Too Many Questions - Complete.

Summary: Today is the first day of spring, and Neji is acting strange. Find out how a season as simple is spring can change a person with a snap of a finger. Neji x Tenten

Twenty One Hours - In-Progress. About 10 percent done.

Summary: Twenty-one hours have passed, and the Hyuugas are finally a full family. They struggle together through years and years of raising and loving their children. Tenten seems to be having no trouble, while Neji struggles to become the perfect father.

We All Just Wanna Be Big Rock Stars - In-Progress. Not even 10 percent.

Summary: The life of a girl named Tenten in a world of highschool, music... and of course... men. HOT men. And with the Valentine's Concert coming up, will she stand a chance in keeping her feelings secret? Bad summary, but story... ain't that bad. All pairings!

Whatever - In-Progress. Near 40 percent.

Summary: Sasuke died, and Sakura is devastated. But her life changes once she finds a written message on her window. I will never leave you, even if I die. But she forgets him. She becomes like him. Until he returns. Sasuke x Sakura

Within A Snow Globe - Complete.

Summary: Neji can be an ass sometimes, and Tenten is almost always the victim. But what happens when she finds out and get REALLY angry? Neji x Tenten

My Thoughts:

I Won't Let Go, Sakura

Hmm. I have to say, this is one of the fluffiest oneshots I have ever written. It is also my favorite, and I am starting to like the Naruto x Sakura pairing rather quickly. It's a bit frightening, actually. This story has more of a general wondering in it. I mean, why would anyone become a ninja? To become stronger? To save others? But, what if you don't want to become a ninja? What are you going to do then? Maybe, you wanted to become ninja when you were a child, and once you are ninja, and have slightly more common sense, you realize something. Do I really wanna die trying to save a person I don't know? I actually agree with Sasuke on this one. Would you save someone you don't know?

Too Many Questions

This is actually a slightly hopeless and completely senseless story. I don't even know why I wrote it. In my head, the general idea for this sounded rather interesting, but once I had written down on paper (yes, I start my stories on paper), it sounded very wrong and uninteresting. I was actually thinking about deleting this one...

Twenty-One Hours

I couldn't resist writing this one! I got this idea while I was watching Saved! where a girl gave birth to a child from a gay guy (no offence to anyone... hehehe), and I just sorta thought... Hmmm... Is possible for Tenten to give birth to Neji's kids? I mean, he didn't have to be homosexual, and they could actually be married, and the triplet thing just sorta CAME to me. I dunno how. I was thinking, when I finished this one, I could write sequals for all the Naruto couplings like Ino x Shikamaru, and Naruto x Hinata, and Sakura x Sasuke. I like this idea.

We All Just Wanna Be Big Rock Stars

Wow. Big title. I got this idea from listening to the song by Nickelback. I had a strange obsession with it, and I decided to write an AU bandfic. Tenten was never my favorite character, I just thought that many fanfictions are rotating themselves around HinaNaru and SakuSasu. There aren't many TenNeji fics, so I thought, I what the hell! Might as well make one! So here it is! I know it's taking a while, but bear with me.

Whatever

There aren't many fanfictions where Sakura goes freaky on people, and where Sasuke is the cutest little thing, eats a lot of ramen, and then makes an evil plan to annihilate all of Konoha. No, that's not going to happen, don't worry. Hehehe. Something similar will, and something rather fluffy and cute. If you don't like fluffiness and cuteness, don't read the end of this. It'll make you gag.

Within a Snow Globe

Neji was always an ass. People just don't write him like that. I do. I don't like him. He's just a hot, self-centered bastard. Idiot.

Random Talk:

Hawk-chan: Now... my minions. ATTACK!

Sasuke: I am NOT your minion.

Naruto: CHAAAARRGEEE!!!

Hawk-chan: (looks at Naruto) Yeah, you are.

Sasuke: (looks at Naruto, too) Crap. I'm depressed.

Hawk-chan: Yeah. That's news. (eyeroll)

Sakura: Hmmm. (silent) SASUKE-KUUUNNN!!!

Sasuke: CRAAAAAPPP!!

Naruto: (Stops charging) Ooh.

Hawk-chan: (smirks) Popcorn?

Naruto: Please.

Sasuke and Sakura: (KABOOM! POW! ACHOO! SASUKE-KUN! MEOW! RAWR! WHOOT! Boom. Silent.)

Hawk-chan and Naruto: Will Sasuke survive the treacherous Sakura attack?

Sakura: (In the distance) I AM SOOOO NOT TREACHEROUS!

Naruto: Join us on the next episode of--

Hawk-chan: Random Talk with Hawk-chan and the Naruto minions! See you next Sunday!

Updated - Sunday, 29/04/2007.

Naruto: Hey, Hawk-chan?

Hawk-chan: Hmm?

Naruto: What's a period?

Hawk-chan: (stars choking on her own spit)

Naruto: Hawk-chan? HAWK-CHAN?!

Sakura: (runs in) What happened?

Naruto: I asked her what a period was and she started choking!! (panicking)

Sakura: (blinks... and faints)

Sasuke: (walks in slowly) Naruto... what did you do now?

Naruto: (close to tears) I asked them what a period was and THEY FAINTED!

Sakura: (still fainting)

Hawk-chan: (has fainted a long time ago)

Sasuke: (sighs) Naruto, a period is the dot at the end of a sentence.

Naruto: (blinks) Oh.

Sasuke and Naruto: Will Sakura and Hawk-chan wake up in time for the next...

Sasuke: Episode of--

Naruto: Random Talk with Hawk-chan and the Naruto minions!

Sasuke and Naruto: See you next Sunday!

Updated - Sunday, 06/05/2007.

Sakura: Hey, Hawk-chan?

Hawk-chan: Meh?

Sakura: We never had a girl talk day, you know?

Hawk-chan: Meh... you're right! We should have a girl talk day!

Sakura: Yes, we should! For all of those wondering what a girl talk day is...

Hawk-chan: Sakura and I are inviting every girl writer/reader to send me e-mails just to talk! This way many people get to know me and each other! I will post the PenNames of those girls who had joined the Sunday Girl Talk Club and everyone can e-mail everyone just to talk!

Sakura: Yeah! Isn't it a great idea? This way Hawk-chan and I can make my great friends, and all of us will have FUN!

Naruto: HEY! What about US?!

Sasuke: (in the distance) US?!

Hawk-chan: Well, you and Sasuke can have your own little men's club with brandy and mustaches!

Sakura: (GASP!) Sasuke-kun will NEVER have a mustache! It would clash too much with his skin tone.

Hawk-chan: That is true. Naruto probably shouldn't have a mustache either, but a little goatee might look great on him!

Sakura: I KNOW! Isn't that great? He will look so CUTE!

Naruto and Sasuke: Ugh. See you next time on Random Talk with Hawk-chan and the Naruto minions!

Hawk-chan and Sakura: And see you girls on the Sunday Girl Talk Club!

Updated - Sunday, 24/06/2007.

Hawk-chan: Sadly, my plan to make new friends has failed. (breaks down and starts bawling like a little baby)

Sakura: Aww, Hawk-chan! Don't be sad. There's still time! (grins)

Hawk-chan: Oh, Sakura. Always so full of hope!

Sakura: Well, thank you! I learn from the best. (glances at Naruto)

Naruto: I'll be your wish, I'll be your dream, I'll be your fantasy!

Sasuke: I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need.

Naruto: I love you more with every breath--

Sasuke: --truly, madly, deeply doooo...

Sakura and Hawk-chan: And I wanna stand with you on a mountain...

Naruto and Sasuke: I wanna bathe with you in DA SEAA!!

Sakura and Hawk-chan: Ugh. Men. Ruined a good song.

Naruto and Sasuke: Heheh. Anyways! See you guys on--

Sakura and Hawk-chan: Random Talk with Hawk-chan and the Naruto minions!

Updated - Sunday, 08/07/2007.

Hawk-chan: Wow. It's been a while, hasn't it?

Sakura: It really has. How've you been?

Hawk-chan: Oh, you know. Fine.

Sakura: Hmm.

Hawk-chan: You?

Sakura: Same.

Hawk-chan: (silent, staring out the window into the indigo stained sky)

Sakura: Ne. You've matured, haven't you?

Hawk-chan: Nah. Just learned to appreciate the beauty of nature, that's all. And extended my vocabulary, and got a better rein on my grammar.

Sakura: Uh. Same as matured.

Hawk-chan: Sure.

Sasuke: Yo.

Hawk-chan: Yo.

Naruto: HAWK-CHYAAAAAAAAN!

Hawk-chan: (tackled into the ground) Naruto. (smiles)

Sakura: Well, we'll see you next time on Random Talk with Hawk-chan and the Naruto minions.

Sasuke: See you in 2009.

Hawk-chan: Shut up, teme.

Updated - 09/03/2008.