When Unspeakable Harry Potter wakes up in 1978, he determines he's either A: In the past. Or B: In a mental hospital. At least the firewhiskey still tastes the same. Waiting tables at the Three Broomsticks, drunken death eater bar fights, annoying an attractive but pushy auror, and avoiding his mother's crush on him is just another day in the life of Harry Potter.

Once, Harry died in a forest, and that was the start of all his troubles. Not Voldemort, not the Dursleys. Just dying... and then choosing to get up again. Harry goes on an extended holiday to forget everything, but he keeps running into a smooth talking, stylishly dressed stranger. Harry knows he shouldn't, some part of him can't help but enjoy the man's company.

Harry was a little broken, had been for a long time. It was understandable, he was 310 years old after all. Harry-as-Skull. Slight M/M mentions.

Some people call it fate, some people call it destiny. But the Red String will always tie two people and when they meet, it will change their lives. Fem!Harry/AdultReborn

Harry James Potter. It had been Centuries since I last heard that name. It was the name of a child, a child I knew better than anyone. A child I had forsaken and by doing so had Killed. "There is no Harry Potter in Vendicare. "

REWRITE/EDIT OVERHAUL FOR THIS FOUND IN "Slip Up Revamped" . (Cover drawn by CyanCat, but commissioned by Moradacious Moratorium )

In which the Uzumaki clan are a Yakuza group and their 24-year-old boss Naruto is forced to attend the meeting of the strongest seven. Having to work with a group of people she doesn't know, Naruto ends finding friends that would follow her to the ends of the Earth. Only to get turned into babies. SkyNaruto! FemNaruto!

Acedia (noun): spiritual or mental sloth; apathy. In Latin, it means "without care" or the neglect of to take care of something that one should do. After abandoning the Wizarding World in his Fourth Year, Harry James Potter thought this suited him perfectly. After all…he doesn't give a damn anymore. HP/KHR Crossover. Cloud Officer!Harry. DISC: REWRITE POSTED.

In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.

Almost magic-less, Harry finds himself in a strange world where people can literally burn with colored flames and animals can shape-shift. Why do these things always happen to him? Rated M just in case

Summary: When Sirius had them change secret Keepers, he created a second plan just encase something happened. It wasn't because he thought anything would happen, but due to engraved Black paranoia, he prepared by calling in a relative that had left the magical world. On the night the Potters died, he made a call...Full Summary inside! Blanket rating: M just in case

Skull is immortal. He doesn't age. He doesn't fall ill. He is so difficult to kill that he has yet to find a way to end his life. Reborn is not exactly immortal. He gets constantly reincarnated and 3 times out of 4, he remembers his precedent lives. Platonic!Soulmate!AU. Immortal!Skull. Follows Canon!Events with the alterations corresponding to the AU.

Hyacinth Potter, Girl-Who-Lived, Woman-Who-Conquered, and owner of heaps-of-more-hyphenated-titles, died… again. Imagine her surprise, then, when she is greeted this time not by Dumbledore, but by Death. Who tells her that she is his Mistress, confirms that Fate hates her, and sends her off to restore balance to a world where she is the heir of the mafia underworld.

An up and coming hit man still in mafia training, and a lonely girl with an incredible destiny ahead of her. By all rights they should never have even met, much less become close friends. But thanks to a childish pen pal program, that's exactly what happens. Now Iris is about to be thrown in headfirst into the cutthroat underworld of the mafia. Can she survive it and her destiny?

They were so rare. Humans feared their power, they were hunted and either killed or forced into slavery. There were auction houses. So Tsunayoshi Sawada hid. He was 'stupid,' he had 'no athletic talent,' he had 'no social skills,' he was no good. There was no way Dame-Tsuna was one. Demigod. Halfling. Godling. It was just so hard to hide that when Tsuna couldn't tell a Lie.

In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.

Being Death's companion meant a lot of things. One of is being trapped in a the vicious cycle of rebirths. MoD Harry. Sky!Harry.

Tsuna would just like to say that before their brothers threw themselves in their lives with all the grace of elephants, he and his elements were doing just fine. They didn't need relations to the Vongola to terrify the tar out of their enemies.

The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.

A slight change in one world's Kawahira's dealings with the Arcobaleno drastically affects the fates of two pivotal young men. As the old saying goes, "No good deed goes unpunished"!

He's not the Boy-Who-Lived. He's not the Chosen One. He's not even a hero. Quite the opposite in fact. He's a being of such terrible greatness that at one point, those who were hated as devils and worshiped as deities, saw fit to seal him away. Now he's back and he wants his throne. Let Order reign...

Naruto Uzumaki wasn't the first mischievous child to have an open invitation to the Hokage's office.

Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)

A six-year-old Harry Potter is abandoned in London only to be found and adopted by Tsunayoshi Sawada, Vongola Decimo. Trained and backed by the powerful Vongola, Harry will set the course of his life himself, without the machinations of the wizarding world. Tsuna and his family will teach Harry about family and to do things with his dying will.

Voldemort has attacked Hogwarts. Harry and the DA have fled. All hope seems to be lost. Until, Arthur returns! Friendship Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna, Merthur, some OCS. Takes place in Season 5 finale/OOTP. Written for valuablenicola. Now COMPLETE :)

When Merlin and Arthur are transported to Hogwarts Marauders era via a timeturner, how will they find their way back to Camelot, and most importantly how will Arthur react to Merlin's secret? Epilogue UP!

Merlin has a different secret, and he's hiding it under his favorite fashion statement. Arthur get's to the bottom of it. ONESHOT, slash, M/A

COMPLETE. Harry had reached his limit. He'd put up with Percy's attitude for quite long enough already. It was time to do the Gryffindor thing and confront him. Harry/Percy. SLASH. Oneshot.

Xanxus is the most ungrateful bastard alive. X27