A very tired lumberer stumbles her way into Bree and unfortunately gets entangled in a plot involving a hobbit, his three buddies, and a very tall man. Another man can't decide whether he hates her or maybe wants under her dirty clothes. By sheer accident, the lumberer garners the attention of an elf. Desperately, the undercover Earther wishes they weren't all on the same quest.

Boromir survives the attack of the Uruk-Hai and arrives at Edoras before the Three Hunters, injured and in Éomer's company. When he is denied hospitality by Wormtongue and Théoden, Éowyn takes it upon herself to heal him. Eventual Farawyn. Rated T for violence and potentially triggering implications

How do a new Prince and his lady manage to raise three precocious children amidst resettlement of a long neglected land, diplomatic sorties and the occasional unexpected skirmish? As a team, of course, even if sometimes neither is quite sure who has the upper hand.

Unprecedented circumstances lead Lanette down a novel fate. Finding herself in a world overrun by peril and teetering on the brink of devastation, she tries to find her way home for her own salvation. But as unexpected circumstances arise, she is forced to rethink her priorities and choices, while learning, along the way, what it means to truly live and love. OC. Pre to post Lotr.

Lothíriel of Dol Amroth has consented to marry Éomer of Rohan, perhaps to prevent a war over horse theft and perhaps because of other less political considerations. Yet their impetuous betrothal stands on a knife-edge and meanwhile, trouble is brewing in the Lands of the Prince.

When Hattie O'Connor wakes up in a forest with few memories and a talking dog, she has several questions. When she learns she has Elvish writing stuck on her back, she has more. But she knows something odd is definitely going on when she sees a man with pointed ears and a bow spying on her while bathing. And when the Elvish Prince refuses to leave her side, things only get worse.

A failed suicide attempt leaves Renée stranded in Middle-Earth with none other than Boromir, on his way to Rivendell. As distrust gives way to sympathy, and reason to love, who can still distinguish between honor, and matters of the heart?

I came to four realizations in that moment: 1. I was in the woods alone with no weapon. 2. Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' would be the song I was murdered to. 3. This dude looks like he's on his way to the renaissance fair 4. I really shouldn't be thinking this. It's totally inappropriate, but this guy's kind of hot.

Half a year after their wedding Éomer King takes his wife on the tour of the Westfold, looking forward to a joyful journey at the end of a splendid summer. But as unexpected dangers arise, being caught in the deluge of a thunderstorm proves one of the lesser problems the royal couple of the Riddermark has to cope with.

Each year, the Midsummer Festival is held just outside the gates of Edoras; a chance for every rider to win glory and honour for his éored. Will Éomer succeed in the big race in his first year among the riders? COMPLETE!

In which a girl with no memory is rescued from a certain death on the banks of a river on the edge of a forgotten city. Her savior-a mysterious old woman of unknown age and origin with dubious intentions. She learns how to survive on the fringes of Middle Earth. She keeps to her tiny settlement and becomes practiced in the ways of best surviving the trials of her new home.

When a simple walk leads Amelia to the last place she ever expected to see, she finds that she has to fight her way through everything; battles, arguments and to find her way home.

Okay, I can accept being sucked into a fantasy epic no matter how improbable. But who exactly did I antagonize and why am I a horse? My take on girl-in-middle earth-cliche.

Girl falls into Middle-earth! Not my usual style, but I hope you will enjoy Sara's story. Things do not turn out quite as you might expect. LBJ Complete.

Humiliated at her waning popularity in Minas Tirith, Lothíriel seeks to regain her reputation: by snagging the King of Rohan, of course. What could go wrong?

Éomer of Rohan returns to Gondor to visit his sister and Faramir in Emyn Arnen. There also he finds a changed Lothíriel, or a changing Lothíriel - something unexpected and inconvenient, anyway. Amidst diplomatic disasters, chats about the weather, and the fair woods of Ithilien, Lothíriel ponders what she wants in life, and Éomer must decide what he wants in love.

Katie never asked for this. Katie never asked for the Fellowship of the Effing Ring to show up on her doorstep in a January snowstorm, she never asked to feed a bunch of hobbits for a week, and she sure as hell never asked to get pulled into Middle Earth, but sometimes, life's a bitch. Rated T for language.

Elladan becomes enamored with a member of the Rangers. No slash, duh. Birthday fic for LadyLindariel!

Nen Fielding is a sheriff's deputy in the town of Bree, circa 3014, and she can see the Dead. This ability has before been only a novelty of sorts-the type of thing that she keeps quiet about and ordinary folk prefer not to notice. But after an ill-fated journey South, she finds herself in the depths of Minas Morgul, at the mercy of its terrifying king. (Witch-King/OC)

"There I was, my back against a tree, cornered by a beautiful, bow-wielding man who dressed as though he had fallen out of an Errol Flynn film—granted, Flynn had nothing on him, in my opinion, anyway—while being verbally harassed by some old geezer." Herein lies the tale of Kelly Day, an unwitting university student who finds herself playing punchline to one very sick cosmic joke.

When you get dumped into Middle Earth, you start missing things. Little things. You know, like toilets. And hairbrushes. And tampons. And people who speak English. You know what else? Canon is super-easy to mess up. Now the whole world may end and it's all because of me.

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

She joined the Security track in Star Fleet because you don't have to be good at talking to people to punch them in the face. Too bad she keeps getting stuck watching the security cameras instead. No unlikely pairings with OC, I promise.

Complete Crack. A potion is circling the school leaving everyone it infects unable to hide their true emotions.Facades are unvieled and boundaries are crossed.An unlikely group of students pair together to solve this mystery.

How can a bowl of cold soup change the world? Ginny's going to find out. Rated for language, character death, self-harm, and other possible squicks. Semi DH compliant. TomxGinny

This is true for Sam, Amy and Lizzie, three girls in a biker gang who were dropped into Middle Earth. Determined to help the Fellowship in any way they can, macho Sam, innocent Amy, and ditzy Lizzie start to find life, love, and the pursuit of happiness.

That day, everything went wrong. We should never have met. Now that we have, the universe has been changed. Permanently." Bones x OC...maybe. NOT a MarySue. Mostly movie based, but the plot tribbles have been interfering laterly. R&R!

An accident on a stormy night leads to awkward silences after Merlin is injured, and everyone is left dealing with the after effects. Merlin/Arthur Friendship fic NO SLASH unless you wear goggles.

Someone once dared him to do better and it has made all the difference. When he has the opportunity to do the same for someone else, he can only hope they are as stubborn as he once was.

A mysterious new student has joined Hogwarts in her fourth year. A pretty, polite girl she immediatly catches the interest of more than one of the guys, but there's something strange about her and Harry is determined to find out what it is... Slightly AU

Camilla Rayne has her parents wondering if she will ever change her ways. In a desperate attempt to make her a better person, they transfer her to Hogwarts leaving her with only 3 chances. But what happens when she befriends the wrong people?

Originally named "Dionysus Run Rampant" But since I'm focusing on drugs instead of alcohol and rituals I'll rename it in honor of Hunter Thompson.

Sirius Black left a wife and four young girls when he went to Azkaban. Now that he's escaped his daughters learn the truth of his idenity as they move to London and start school at Hogwarts. Ch. 22 is up! The ch. everyone has been waiting for!

Maggie’s got a gun. A .22 hunting rifle, to be exact…and she’s just used it to blow a sizable hole in Walden Macnair’s head. How will a Muggle girl with a riflekicked shoulder survive vengeful Death Eaters?