Sora the Storm Goddess
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Hi! I'm Sora! Most of my friends call me Shippo or by my real name.

I am a huge fan of reading and music, damnit basically the arts.

I am a Techie!XD

I am a Chef!

My favorite bands at the moment are Skillet, Shinedown, Puddle of Mudd, Trapt, Bullet for my Valentine, Slipknot, Korn, and Dropkick Murphy's

My favorite Authors are; Malissa Marr, Holly Black, Anne Rice, Terry Goodkind, J.K.Rowling, J.R.R Tolkien, and Kirstin & P.C. Cast.

My favorite Characters are; Draco Malfoy (may his royal sexiness live on forever), Christie from Dramacon, Zoey Redbird, and anything played by Will Smith, or Viggo Mortensen.

Anyone else feel like flamers get all the attention?

Okay just for the entertainment of me and everyone else on this site, and all my fans, (If I have any) I will put up some of the greatest pranks ever! Remember kids Try this at home!

Cereal Box Switch
Remove the plastic bags from cereal boxes and switch them around. Your victim will scratch his head wondering why Cheerios came out of a box of Lucky Charms.

Mail Box Prank
After the mail has already been delivered, fill the mail box with ping pong balls or packing nuts. Then ask someone else to go get the mail.

Lottery Ticket Swap
This one takes some pre-planning. All you have to do is buy someone a lotto ticket today and tomorrow go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the winning ticket from yesterday. When the victim of your prank isn't paying attention swap the newer ticket with the old one. When the person looks in the paper for the winning numbers, he or she won't even realize the date is wrong on the ticket and will believe it is the big winner.

Bend Over Splits
Place a dollar bill on the floor and as people walk by and try to pick the dollar up, you stand nearby and tear a small piece of cloth. It will sound as if the victim of the prank actually split their pants and most of the time they will check their rear and leave in embarrasement.

Push or Pull
Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa

Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.

Upside Down Cup
Fill a cup with water about half way. Then place an index card over the cup. Then turn the cup upside down on your co-worker's desk. Finally, carefully slide the index card out from underneath the cup. Whenever your co-worker decides to pick the cup up, he will be drenched in water.

Bar Of Soap Lather Prank
Take some nail polish and coat a bar of soap with it. Let it dry. Then put it in the bathroom shower. When your victim tries to use it, he or she will go nuts trying to get it to lather up.

Ypto Ypto...errr!! TYPO!
Be carefull with this one, as to not ruin the keyboard. All you have to do is simply and very carefully remove a few keys and switch them around. If your victim is one of those "look up and down" typers. He or she will be very confused while trying to get work done.

Confusing Drawers
Before your co-worker arrives at the office remove his desk drawers and switch them around. He will definantly scratch his head over this one. Hint: In case you cannot remove the drawers, just remove the items and swap them.

Ready For The Test?
As soon as your victim walks into class, ask him if he is ready for the test today. If there is no test scheduled, your victim will panic. If he needs to confirm the test is today with someone else in class, usually a simple wink at whoever he asks will get the other student to play along with you.

Hidden Channel Surfing
Next time your teacher puts one of those boring videos on during class time. Have some fun with a universal remote! Every few minutes put the voume on mute or change the channels back and forth.

Cafeteria Glass To Table Prank
Glue glasses in a cafeteria to the bottom of a table.

Watch Where You're Walking
Sucker freshmen into walking too close to an active Van-De-Graff generator. (I don't get this one)

Super Glue Prank
Superglue EVERYTHING in a classroom down. Chairs, chalk, books, whatever. Don't be choosy.

Upside Down Chairs
When a teacher leaves the room, have everyone turn every desk and chair upside down. When the teacher returns be sitting on your chairs working as if nothing had happened.

Release The Animals
Release large numbers of pigeons into a gymnasium or lecture hall. Young pigs in the hallway are good too. Even better if they (pigeons or pigs) have been fed laxatives.

Advertise In The Local Paper
Advertise your principal's job in the local paper.

Homophobe Prank
If you know someone who is a homophobe, slip some homoerotic art books in their bag while they are distracted. When they walk through the library's book detector, they will have to empty out the bag revealing the book in question.

Fake Foam Rocks
Throw those fake foam rocks which are available at novelty stores at someone. Works best when around real rocks such as in a geology class or outdoors.

Pick Up The Change
Super glue some quarters to the ground on your lunch break. Then sit back and watch as students passing by attempt to pick them up.

Fork It
Buy a few boxes of plastic forks. Then late at night get a couple buddies to help you plant them in the school front yard. Place them in the lawn with the handle part of the fork down. (I want to accomplish this my Senior year!)

Toilet Bubbles
Pour some dish soap in the toilet tank. When the next student flushes the toilet there will be bubbles everywhere.

Crickets In The Ceiling
Buy some crickets at your local pet store. Then during class asked to be excused so you may use the restroom. While in the restroom, lift the ceiling tile off and release a few crickets up in the ceiling area. Eventually they will spread throught the building and beginning chirping everywhere.

Crickets In Backpacks
Buy some crickets at your local pet store. Then when your fellow students aren't paying attention, drop some in their backpacks. (Especially the Cheerleaders!)

Ridged Coin Trick
With a pencil, heavily mark the sides of any ridged coins such as a dime or quarter. Then ask a classmate if he or she can place it on their forehead and roll it down to their nose. Tell em if they can, they can keep the coin. After they give it a try, it will leave a black pencil mark on their face.

Squeaky Class
This prank works well with a substitute teacher, but can also work on your real teacher. You will need a couple other students to be in on the prank as well. All you have to do is, while your teacher is reading something to the class just make a quick squeaky noise. Teacher will look up, see nothing and keep reading. Then a few seconds later, someone else needs to squeak. Teacher will look up again but see nothing, keep waiting a few seconds and keep squeaking. Teacher will become annoyed but will never know where the squeaks are coming from. (Brilliant!)

Icy Hot On Toilet
Spread a thin layer of Icy hot on the toilet seat in the restroom. This prank can also work by applying some to the toilet paper. After doing this, the next person to use the toilet or paper will get an unexpected burning sensation. (not nice I don't recommend it!)

Keyboard Switch-a-roo
While in the computer lab, when the classmate next to you gets up to use the restroom or whatever, unplug his keyboard. Then plug your keyboard in to his computer. When he gets back, start typing thing for him...start with, "Hey, Welcome Back"

Glue And Pens
If you have time you can glue all the pens in your classroom so the lids cannot come off.

Mouse Swap
While in the computer lab, ask the student next to you if you can borrow a pen. While he is digging for one in his backpack, quickly switch his mouse with your mouse. So when you gets back to his computer and tries to use his mouse...you will have total control over his computer.

Apple Juice Piss Prank
Always have a bottle of apple juice handy in case a classmate falls asleep in class. When he does, pour a little on his pants, the seat, or even on the floor below him. When he awakes he will think he pissed his pants.

Saran Wrap Car Doors
Go to the student parking lot during class and saran wrap cars so the doors cannot open.

Super Glue The Water Fountain
Have some super glue handy, next time your victim is thirsty and needs to get a drink of water at the water fountain. All you have to do is jump in line in front of him, then quickly squirt a couple drops of super glue on the button. When its his turn next, his finger will be stuck. (Be careful with this one!)

Slippery Floor
Before the bell rings, spray WD40 or any lubricant all over the hallway floor. When students come out of their classes, they will slip and slide and some will fall and get their clothes all messy.

Bubble Gum Hair Prank
Place some chewed gum in the hood of someone's jacket. When they put there hood on their head the gum will stick to there hair. I know, its cruel. But just so you know, peanut butter will help the gum come right out.

Bug In A Pen Cap
Classmates are always asking to borrow a pen. Next time you find a dead bug, place it in a pen cap and close it. When the next person asks to borrow your pen, give them that one. They will be in for an insect surprise!

Games With Pens
Use a pen (cannot erase) to make embarrassing notes on other classmates paper notes when they aren't paying attention. Example: I still need to ask Joey to go out with me. Or... Don't forget my cheat sheet for the test.

Paper On The Seat Prank
Place a piece of paper on your victim's seat. Try and find paper the same color as the seat so he or she will not notice. Then add a small amount of glue to the top of the paper. Your victim will sit on it and walk around with paper on his rear all day.

Tomorrow Is Substitute Teacher Day
If you can get into the teacher's lounge. 9 times out of 10 there is a coffee pot there. Most of the time unattended. Slip a couple of laxative tabs in there. The next day you will have a sub teaching the class!

Worms In Locker
Most lockers have vents large enough to slip some worms inside. Do this when your victim is away from his locker.

Exploding Pen
Go to any Joke Store and buy some exploding pens (the kind that pop when you open them.) Then when your teacher isn't paying attention, replace her pens with the gag pens.

Military Recruiter Prank
Use your victim's name and address and mail the local military recruiter telling him how interested you are in joining the army. Schedule a visit while your victim is at home. Recruiters are very persuasive and are difficult to get off your back!

Would You Like A Hertz Donut?
Ask a classmate if he would like a Hertz Donut. After he asks you what a 'Hertz Donut' is...punch his arm as hard as you can. Make sure it 'Hertz'

Locker Room Prank
If the person below your locker pisses you off, here is a prank you can do. Clear your locker out, then slowly pour water inside, the water will drain down the air vents and side slits and get everything wet on the locker down below. If you want to be even more dirty, you can pour soda or a milkshake. It will be stickier and may attract ants.

Soaked Towel Prank
After gym class or basketball practice, while your teammate is showering in the cubicle next door, get your towel completely soaked. Then swap it with his while he is shampooing his hair. 9 times out of 10 they will hang the towel over the top of the cubicle. This makes the prank way too easy.

Back Of T-Shirt Sticker Prank
Place a sticker on the back of your victim's t-shirt. Have it read "Boy Crazy" or "Daddy's Lil Princess" if its a male victim. Get Creative!

Saran Wrap Glasses
When you victim just leaves their glasses laying around on a desk, quickly snag them. Then wrap it in saran wrap and put it back on the desk. Your victim will be in for a foggy surprise when they go to read.

Classic Whoopie Cushion Prank
Place a whoopie cushion on your teacher or classmates seat.

Fun With Lunch Trays
During lunchtime in the cafeteria, fill your plastic lunch tray with ketchup. Fill it all the way to the top and put it back with all the other dirty trays for the lunch lady to clean.

Remove The Balls
Remove the balls from inside all of the computer mouse in your class. Everyone will become frustrated when they are not working. (Start with one person!)

Finger In The Cup
Get a paper cup and cut a hole through the bottom of it. Stick you finger through from the bottom. Pour some ketchup inside, then go around telling people you cut your finger off.

Whisper Prank
Between classes, after you talk to someone in the hallway let him or her walk away. Then after they walked a good distance in the opposite direction call him back and whisper in his ears, "How far would you have gotten if I didn't call you back"

The Janitors Cart
Does your school janitor drive around the campus all day in one of those industrial golf carts? Well, when he isn't paying attention tape a few condiment packets to the wheel. They will explode when he runs over them and leave a ketchup trail that he will have to clean up.

Okay that's it for now. I'll post some more when I have the time but for now JA NE!!


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Aslan's Daughter by Twi-dwagon reviews
Death, Love, War and Betrayal stalk the land of Narnia from the shadows. Memories of the past reveal devastating news and their closest ally is their enemy. The land of Narnia is frozen in place, only the whispers of the ice can tell the future. Peter/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,262 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Peter Pevensie
Simply Stranger by Phantom Kisser reviews
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StarGate Atlantis: The Sun and Moon by Twi-dwagon reviews
C0: Raine44354. Two new ancient abilities arrive in Atlantis. Major Amber, the unknown daughter of the commanding officer, and Raine, a girl with no known or speakable past, try to help Atlantis in its fight against the Wraith and Replicators.
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The Quarter Moon Gamble by NeuroticMuse413 reviews
COMPLETED! Veela!Draco. A bet and an accident send Hermione into the arms of Draco Malfoy. But what happens when she can no longer stand the moments they're apart, the forbidden kisses he took without remorse, the slow dances, or the warmth of his touch?
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Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 5,672 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Greenwing by Lady-Mystique reviews
What happens when Murtagh meets someone who may not only match, but outdo his whit and sarcasm? And what will Eragon do when he needs someone to lean on? Lets find out, shall we? May be slightly ooc. MurtaghxOC, EragonxOC
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Love Exchange by Nicoleena reviews
Kagome is a young girl who lived an ordinary life until the day she met Sesshomaru Taisho. She turned from ordinary waitress to glamourous model. But things get chaotic when he asks for something in exchange
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Sohma's Visit America by RoniAngl reviews
It's the end of senior year and the Sohma's decide to visit Amercia. Staying at a secluded inn Kyo, Yuki, and Haru start to fall for the same girl, who will win the girl. And Hatori has a daughter! KxOC or YxOC or HxOC only time will tell.
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The End of an Era by Oliviaface reviews
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Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,665 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fireworks by LadyDetia reviews
The Harvest Festival is fast approaching as the citizens of Konoha prepare for a night of excitement and possibly romance. Will a certain indigo haired girl finally get the courage to spark the flames of love? NaruXHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort by Ashly Potter reviews
For reasons unknown, one girl stands in the Deatheater house with a list of 101 Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort and a demand to set them to work. But with other Deatheaters (including some guy named Adam) in the way, it could be difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,481 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
In the library by x0x-sLyThErIn-GoDdEsS-x0x reviews
ONE SHOT Hermione, is a girl of poise, she nevere backed down from a challenge. Especially a HOT one. Rated for sexual content. Written for Fanfic Exchange on Final Prophecy.
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Restricted by Our Old Friend Fear reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Condom City by Crash's Angel reviews
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Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,961 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Fantasy Fulfilled by Nadex reviews
Hermione has been having hot erotic dreams concerning Draco Malfoy. Could it be possible that he feels the same way? Warning: MAJOR LEMON.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,270 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kagome in London by Dancing Wolves reviews
After a fight with Inuyasha,Kagome goes home to her time and recieves a mysterious letter from a wizarding school in London in need of her help.will she be able to find new love or will her heart be forever with Inuyasha HPXover
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006
The Caribbean Cruise by Inuyasha Kagome 2gether reviews
Kagome and Inuyasha met when they were 6 and became friends. But Inu's mom got sick and he had to move away. With a promise to find eachother again they parted. Now 11 years later they meet on a...well, you know. If you like Kikyo don't read.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,916 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Poisoned by ArchAngelDiasus reviews
Hermione finds out that she isn't a mudblood, but that her mother was a famous Death Eater. She goes to the dark side. She starts to act bad and evil.Will she kill? And what about Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,986 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Love Can Do? by RoniAngl reviews
After Tohru see and accepts Kyo's true form. Tohru and Kyo are in love. Yuki is jelous and Kagura is hurt. What will happen? Beware, some lemon!
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Confessions by alishmagna reviews
She kissed him! He kissed her back! The red hot wrath flashed once again before Akito’s eyes. He would not allow it. He was in control of this family. Nothing would happen without his consent. REVISED
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Yuki S., Tohru H. - Complete
101 ways to bother Professor Snape reviews
Title says it all. List of what you can do to get him pissed off!
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