Hello people of Earth!Greetings from irken Invader Crystal!

Ha, Ha, I wish. Well here are some true facts about me...

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter,Goosebumps,Ella Enchanted,and Tuck Everlasting.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Goosebumps,Eragon,Tuck Everlasting,Dragon rider,Chicken Little,The City Of Ember,The Dragon Cronicals,and Eldest.

Favorite T.V. Shows: American Dragon,Invader Zim,Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go,Danny Phantom,and The Sutie Life Of Zach And Cody.

Favorite Music Artists: Kelly Clarson, Hanna Montana, Hillary Duff, and Evanescence.

Favortie Songs: Why Not, Adicted, Girl in the Band, If We Were A Movie, The Other Side Of Me, You Found Me, Going Under

Favorite Carachters: SRMTHFG: Antauri, IZ: Zim, AD: Halie, TSLOZAC: Cody, DP: Dani

Me:

Hair: Golden Brown, curly

Eyes: Blue, almost green

Age: 11

Height: Five, Four and a half

Likes: Zelda Wind Waker (GREATEST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!), Harry Potter, band, T.V., CHOCOLATE!, Scary movies, and computers. (I'm such a tecno geek!)

Dislikes: peppers, CARLOS MARTE! (the jerk face),people who think band geeks are stupid and that band is easy, people who constantly ask me to fix their computers.

Alli (Human):

Age: 10

Hair: Black, Straight

Eyes: Blue

Height: Short but cute

Weight: Light

Likes:Harry Potter, Antauri, Dragons, band, swimming, prankes, poking people

Dislikes: peppers, song "It's a small word after all", little brothers

Alli(Monkey):

Fur: Lavender

Eyes: Baby Blue

Height: Spike on helmate comes to mouth level with Antauri

Weight: Light

Likes: same as when human

PS: To all flamers, I AM AWARE I HAVE NO WRITING TALENT! I just write for fun, I already know my stories are crap, so flame all you want. I don't care.

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