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Joined 07-14-06, id: 1090582, Profile Updated: 07-18-09
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

07.18.09

After an abnormally long time of not updating, I'm sorry, I've decided to move on to Fictionpress (as all writers on eventually do :P). The link is below and thanks to everybody who reviewed/faved/alerted/etc my stories. You have all been an inspiration.

Love, Decepshun

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Err, hi, everyone!

Name: Decepshun (duh)

Age: ... a little too young to be writing disturbing fanfiction such as the ones I am writing XD

B-day: ... November fifth!! WOOT

Gender: Girl... actually, Imma forty-year-old man. No, don't report me or anything. I was being sarcastic.

Occupation: As a manga/ anime lover! -Ahem- I mean, as a student...

My Lovelies: ahem, I mean, interests. I like reading, writing, drawing, and reading manga! :D

What Makes Me Happy: Reviews, for one. And lollipops, and candy, and cake, and tea, and all that stuff, but... most of all, when people ask me if I have a pet beaver, and whether or not everybody in Canada ends a sentence with 'eh'.

Websites: Deviantart- http:/// (I make some pretty nifty art! XP)

Smackjeeves- http:/// (My online comic! le gasp!) & my profile is: http:///profile.php?id=26800

FictionPress- http://www.fictionpress.info/u/623798/ (Not that I've written anything... YET. XD)

My Favourite Pairings

Naruto- SasuSaku.ItaSaku.GaaSaku .KakaSaku .SaiSaku .DeiSaku .NaruHina .ShikaIno .NejiTen

Fruits Basket-YukiXTohru.KyoXTohru.AkitoXTohru.KurenoXUo

Ouran Koukou Host Club-All of them! (HAHAHAHAHA)

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Chibi Shino, MoonlightxVampirate, Kunoichixakura, Decepshun

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

98 percent of people aren't good at math. If you are in the 5 who are, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its affects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Update: August 7, 2008

The rewritten Chapter 3 (v.2) is posted~ And yes, the chapter names have nothing to do with anything. XD

Next update: Chapter 4 of Wish on an Angel; Chapter 3 ? of Nightfall

Update: August 21, 2008

Okay, well... I get this feeling that people actually prefer the old Nightfall better, so haha~ I have reposted Nightfall's old chapters. Although they have been edited, and some minor parts have been changed. In short, I have made it shiny and pretty~ hehe -gets shot-

Next update: Chapter 4 of Wish on an Angel (this is almost done!! :D); Chapter 2 of Welcome to Konoha Cafe

A Side Note on Welcome to Konoha Cafe: Haha... sorry about the lack of updates on this story. I, for one, actually really like it, so look out more chapters. :)

Another Note: Updates on Fairytales... heh... I will update soon. :D

Yet Another Note: Notice the awesome new summary for Nightfall? Yes, that's right! Nightfall is back to being the crazy, random story that it was before. No more creepy, drama-filled Nightfall! Yay!

Update: September 1, 2008

Happy Labour Day, my dears. :3

I've posted the fourth chapter of Wish on an Angel. Yay~! :D

Next Update: Chapter 2 of Welcome to Konoha Cafe (Ha! I bet you think I forgot about this story XD) ; Chapter 3 of Fairytales!

(Gee, I update real slowly, don't I...? _ Well, I try :D)

PS: Gah. School starts soon. T_T

Update: October 30, 2008

Sorry for the extreme lack of updates, my darlings. :(

But fear not! I'm almost done Chapter 2 of Welcome to Konoha Cafe, which'll probably be posted tomorrow! On Halloween, yay~ Gah, I can't believe I haven't updated that story for, like, a year. _

Next Update: Chapter 2 of Welcome to Konoha Cafe; Chapter 3 of Fairytales

Chapter 2 of WtKC is about 3/4 finished, and Chapter 3 of Fairytales is about 1/10 finished. GARGH. :D

Happy (early) Halloween!

Update: November 5, 2008

Yay~ Chapter 2 of WtKC is uploaded. (I think it's the longest chapter I've ever written... :D) And it's my birthday! Yay~

Next Update: Chapter 3 of Fairytales, and Chapter 3 of Fate (I don't think anyone even reads that. XD)

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Slytherin vs Gryffindor by KillerPen reviews
The cocky git walked up there with a smirk on his face “I go first.”He sent a blind flash of red at Hermione.She closed her eyes and when she opened them she saw that she was wearing a Green and sliver,Bikini?Catcalls and wolf whistles came from the class
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G.
She will be Loved by CherryArrow reviews
AU For clumsy, awkward Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke was obsession at first sight. He was smart, athletic and handsome. She was nothing to him, until fate decides to land them in an embarrassing situation. That's where our story begins! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Motherhood by BlackBelt reviews
AU, RxK: After his wife left him Roxas swore off women, but now his daughter Namine wants a mother and she has her eyes set on her redhaired preschool teacher.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,286 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Roxas, Kairi
Pathetic by I-Can-Spell-Confusion-With-A-K reviews
Granger was dead. Granger was dead and everyone was acting like the sun had burnt out, like life was no longer worth living, like they should all just walk straight into the lake with their mouths open and drown. Pathetic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hypotheticals by Jenwryn reviews
Hermione/Draco. Hermione is studying late at night in the library, and finds herself have a very strange conversation with Draco Malfoy. This oneshot is set during one of the later years of their schooling at Hogwarts. Quietly shippy. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Acatsuki by Darkkinkachu reviews
Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Gaara vs the squeaky toy by Silent Angel 1291 reviews
I think the title speaks for itself. Very short and random. Math class messes with my brain. Many brain cells died while making this.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Paint It Black by Loser Anthem reviews
Syaoran and Sakura were best friends as kids but High school tore them apart. Now they’re separated by popularity. She’s a prep, he’s a punk. Fate means to reunite them. Includes prank wars, parties, snowball fights and chocolate hearts
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,349 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 3/25/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
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Wish on an Angel reviews
Wish on an angel, get your love to love you back."... Too bad Ino's angel has two small problems... 1, Sakura's matchmaking skills are odd, to say the least, and 2, SHE'S COMPLETELY NUTS! R&R please :D. SasuSaku; InoShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,353 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Welcome to Konoha Café! reviews
It’s Sakura’s dream come true, working at the brandnew, totally chic Konoha Café, socializing with the rich and famous well, sort of and all that jazz. Too bad it comes with getting coached with two prettyboy prodigies and a hyper ninja wannabe!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sakura H.
Nightfall reviews
The story of an eccentric vampire, Sakura, who gets kidnapped by her even more eccentric not-brother, Gaara, and the misadventures of the poor souls attempting to save her. Please R&R :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Fate reviews
Fate works strangely; one moment can change your entire life. What if Hermione hadn’t gone looking for Neville Longbottom’s toad, thus not entering Harry and Ron’s compartment? What if she just sat down in any random compartment…? BHr, DHr R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hermione G.
Fairytales reviews
Haruno Sakura used to love fairytales, but when she learned that life wasn’t as sweet as fairytales, she started to hate them. Okay, so what happens when she’s trapped in a fairytale? In Cinderella; she's the main character! Randomosity ensues. R&R plz!:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H.