Remember the time when the cast of RWBY had to share a penthouse with each other? Me neither, but here it is. Ships, Crack, Parody, Out-Of-Character, Naughty Words, Fluff, Dark Humor, Action, Drama, and whatever twists and turns I feel like writing. Prepare yourself.

Before the formation of the four Kingdoms, city-states. Outside the walls of these city-states, shadows grew in the form of Grim and war-lords. One such shadow broke through Dale's walls, stealing a drop of light. SYOC closed. Summary subject to change.

It had started as a simple bet. Train the boy in order to prove her own superiority over her peers. It had all been going so well for Weiss. So how was it that Jaune became so entangled in her personal life, and she in his? And why did he seem to be the only person who understood just what she was running away from? Cover art by Gabecebro.

What if Jaune Arc can't talk?