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 Until further notice I will be only a reader. I hadn't noticed till today, but for once I was actually reading the notifications on the homepage - spurred mainly by the wide spreading annoyance that is the threat of stories being banned for the smallest infraction by fellow members - and saw this one for the fourth of June: Please note we would like to clarify the content policy we have in place since 2002. FanFiction follows the Fiction Rating system ranging from Fiction K to Fiction M. Although Fiction Ratings goes up to Fiction MA, FanFiction since 2002 has not allowed Fiction MA rated content which can contain adult/explicit content on the site. FanFiction only accepts content in the Fiction K through Fiction M range. Fiction M can contain adult language, themes and suggestions. Detailed descriptions of physical interaction of sexual or violent nature is considered Fiction MA and has not been allowed on the site since 2002. Whoops. I know that a lot of people liked my fics, especially Nail in the Coffin, so I'd like anyone who reads this to know it was a personal choice and not because of those individuals that are forcing the site mods to delete targeted stories and or harass authors. So, while I'm thankful to all of you that favorited, bookmarked, and reviewed my stories, I've taken them down upon now having full knowledge of the rules. Thanks to all of you that supported me and I hope that I'll have something to post that isn't purely smut but, if you're really jonesing for something that's purely smut then please contact me and I'll try and link you to a site or fic that has yet to be taken down. I will warn you though: I'm best with gay glee (TV Shows) fanfic. All the ones I personally enjoy are quite fantastic though so I encourage you to take your chances with my opinions. Thanks again for the years of support, |
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Music Box by EverShadow reviews
AU: Set in a fictional 18th century Europe. At age 10, Santana Lopez, born into the wealthy and influential Lopez family, comes to acquire a peasant girl by the name of Brittany. And despite class differences, Santana falls in love with her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,004 - Reviews: 2254 - Favs: 2,282 - Follows: 2,475 - Updated: Jan 3, 2014 - Published: Nov 26, 2010 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Fanfare by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,572 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 802 - Updated: Jul 13, 2012 - Published: Feb 14, 2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Daddies by GirlFromTheWest reviews
Kurt and Blaine celebrate their 7th wedding anniversary by deciding to begin a family. What follows are their adventures, from deciding to become parents to their son's 18th birthday. Join us, won't you? Our favorite boys are going to be amazing parents!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,716 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,105 - Updated: Apr 5, 2012 - Published: Jan 16, 2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Come Here Often? by Kata Malfoy reviews
Sebastian is picked up by a hot guy at a bar. They go back to his place. It's all perfect… until Blaine knocks on the door in the morning wondering why his brother is still in bed. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 56 - Published: Feb 23, 2012 - Sebastian S., Cooper A. - Complete
Dancing and aLoving at the Love Shack by GeniaTheParadox reviews
While making out on the dance floor for the Sugar Shack, Kurt and Blaine are told to get a room. So... they do. Shameless smut ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: Feb 17, 2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
What It Feels Like For a Girl by likeasouffle reviews
Mike kept the Rocky Horror costume long after the show was over. Tina talks to Kurt about her relationship, and so when she discovers what Mike does with the costume, Blaine inevitably hears about it. And then can't stop thinking about it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: Feb 2, 2012 - Published: Sep 12, 2011 - Mike C., Blaine A. - Complete
A Very Confusing Holiday by Sivol reviews
Draco gets kidnapped by the Weasley Twins, but nothing goes as expected. The Final Battle starts prematurely, and Draco learns more about himself. *Extremely bad title is extremely bad* Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,124 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: Dec 18, 2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Every Evening I Died, And Every Evening I Was Born by rayychel infinity reviews
"Blaine feels his knuckles dig into the soft flesh of the guy's temple and down he goes, crumpling to the ground faster than Blaine could blink or shake out his hand." Student by day, Tyler Durden by night: Blaine runs his own fight club.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: Dec 9, 2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
John Has A Vocal Fetish by GabrielsLoveSlaveLokiFTWincest reviews
DADDYCEST! Underaged Sam! Sam WANTS it so don't be flipping out on me!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: Nov 28, 2011 - Sam W., John W. - Complete
STEADY MY BREATHING by LeeMinKyo reviews
Future!Klaine. You see the sheets twist under his body, the clothes you have been wearing being thrown randomly to the floor of your bedroom and you can only ask yourself: "How was I able to live before I met him?" BLAINE POV.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: Oct 25, 2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Cullan's meeting the Black Dagger Brothers by pippynz reviews
You sparkle. True?" V asked the stranger. "We do sparkle, do you?" she asked. Her voice soothing like wind chimes. "No, we don't. But we are the same, just different" V said, his hand stroking his goatee, as if he was completely unaware day was coming.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,661 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 79 - Updated: Oct 25, 2011 - Published: Mar 26, 2010 - Edward
Boys' Night by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Kurt/Blaine/Dave/Puck/Finn orgy with loads of kinkiness, rough sex, bondage, spanking and filth that is impossible to summarize because it's just smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,719 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 61 - Published: Oct 9, 2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Things One Does For a Solo by GeniaTheParadox reviews
A smut-tacular Warbler crack!fic foursome. We all know that Blaine got all the solos, but here the filthy reason why the Warbler Council loved him so much.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: Sep 23, 2011 - Blaine A. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Karofsky by KidaChan reviews
David gets an anonymous birthday card with map directions on his birthday. He follows them to discover an interesting birthday surprise all tied up and waiting for him...kink, toys, "non-con". ONESHOT. Read and Review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: Sep 21, 2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Better Run, Outrun My Gun by your.kat reviews
The zombie apocalypse happens. This is the story of how the members of New Directions survive – or don't survive, as the case may be. FABERRY, Brittana, Samcedes, Klaine, Tike, Wilma, and every other romance or bromance ever imagined.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,156 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 164 - Published: Sep 12, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
A Political Romance by YaDiva reviews
Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 119,305 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 518 - Updated: Sep 7, 2011 - Published: Jun 10, 2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
But I Turn Him On and He Comes to Life by likeasouffle reviews
Written for the following prompt: Inspired by Darren Criss' remark about Blaine being a mad scientist who built a school of robots. When Blaine meets Kurt, he realizes that he is missing something. He doesn't want a robot, he wants the real thing.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: Sep 3, 2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Scream For Me by The Minsk reviews
It's scary enough that someone is stalking Rachel, but the terror has only just begun.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,711 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 122 - Updated: Aug 12, 2011 - Published: Jun 16, 2011 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
So Many Humans, So Many Colours by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
Angst AU, dark & a bit twisted. Blaine died when he was nineteen years old, so why has he come back to life to find himself watching over a blind Kurt Hummel, in Dalton Psychiatric Hospital?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 38 - Published: Aug 9, 2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
An Eye On My Heart by SciFiMom2000 reviews
Rachel Berry, star of stage, screen and itunes is being stalked from New York to Los Angeles. Her new bodyguard is determined to keep her safe from this unknown, but will he be able to protect himself from her.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 91,805 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 188 - Updated: Jul 6, 2011 - Published: Mar 27, 2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Prove Me Wrong by doarfthXx reviews
One-shot. Derek and Chloe get in an argument that leads to Chloe telling Derek that Simon can make her feel good in ways he never could. Will Derek prove her wrong? Will Chloe admit Derek's better than Simon? CITRUS! A bit OOC, sorry R&R
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 36 - Published: Apr 20, 2011 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2216 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: Feb 1, 2011 - Published: Aug 22, 2009 - Edward, Jasper
It Takes More Than a Minute by magictrix reviews
Following on from my Finchel fic 'It Only Takes a Minute', which is now complete, this is the lost chapter. One Shot. SMUT. Graphic content. Basically what happens when Finchel goes back to the hotel. You don't need to have read that to read this.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: Jan 24, 2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
It Only Takes A Minute by magictrix reviews
It only takes a minute to change the course of glee history. In this fic Puck doesn't reveal his baby daddy status to Mercedes and we then follow the repercussions throughout the next year of glee & beyond. Eventual futurefic. End game Finchel & Quick.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,969 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 34 - Updated: Jan 21, 2011 - Published: Nov 27, 2010 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Breakthru by mugglerock reviews
A little deeper look into the underlying reason of why David Karofsky is such a bully. A speculation on how I would like to see 2x08 pan out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: Nov 21, 2010 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Embellishment by BoydBlog reviews
*WINNER* Gotta Love a Man in Uniform Contest. A combination of homesickness and patriotism see Bella & Alice meeting up with some U.S. Military forces personnel on shore leave. An overheard conversation, a little deception, can all be forgiven?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 79 - Published: Sep 19, 2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger of the Night by perfect deceiver reviews
Returning to the library alone at night, Bella encounters a dark mysterious stranger. Who holds her captive, as he claims her to be his.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 75 - Published: Jul 14, 2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
I Love A Man In Uniform by gawilliams reviews
A simple PWP about Bones' reaction to seeing Booth, in dress uniform, a year later at the Reflecting Pool.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: Jun 30, 2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Masochismet by Fearful Little Thing reviews
A story told through drabbles/snippets exploring the relationship between Shilo and the Graverobber, complete with creepy overtures, morbid romance, and unrepentant personalities Gr/Sh
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 152 - Updated: Feb 27, 2010 - Published: Feb 10, 2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Teacher's Pet by Dizzygrl28 reviews
Carlisle re-thinks his teaching job when a new student walks into his class. Carlisle/Bella. Continued from the originally written one-shot entry to Kittenmischief's H.B contest. CONTAINS LEMONS! AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,603 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 676 - Updated: Feb 9, 2010 - Published: May 6, 2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Slumber Party by notashamedtobe reviews
What happens when Quil goes over to the Clearwaters on the night the girls are having a slumber party? Collaboration with AllieKat21. We rock and you know it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,133 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 51 - Published: Jan 13, 2010 - Quil Jr., Bella - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 86 - Published: Nov 30, 2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Innocence and Cruelty by Bella Temple reviews
AU. The Yellow Eyed Demon decides to get its chosen children started on their path early.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: Sep 22, 2009 - John W., Sam W. - Complete
They Never Saw It Coming by Slytherin'sNotebook reviews
Harry's been sneaking off...but with who? Ginny saw it coming, but Ron and Hermione? They Never Saw It Coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 53 - Updated: Jul 15, 2009 - Published: Jun 17, 2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Restrained by RippedIntoPieces reviews
Draco goes to disturbing lengths to get Harry to admit he loves him...Warning: M/M Don't like don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 52 - Published: Jul 13, 2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Barrier by Mrs.Northman reviews
Edward and Bella are having difficulties with their sexual frustrations. They come to an agreement that they both can live with until Bella is safely changed. When Bella has questions about her vampiric sexual experience, will her doctor be able to help?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 60 - Published: May 13, 2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Alone by lighternamedcharlie reviews
Takes place in New Moon after Jacob Saves Bella from the sea. Alternative to what happens after shes saved. ** MAJOR LEMONS ENSUE** Please review. disclaimer: Characters,setting, brief excerpt and story line all belong to Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 21 - Published: Apr 17, 2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
get beside me, I want you to love me by NeoVenus22 reviews
The night before Kat had to ship off to Sarah Lawrence, Patrick showed up at her doorstep.
10 Things I Hate About You - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: Mar 12, 2009 - Complete
Irony and Cyanide by derangedfangirl reviews
They gulp at the red kool-aide, and he waits for them to taste the cyanide. Graverobber/Shilo, power-play, dark.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 29 - Updated: Feb 11, 2009 - Published: Jan 1, 2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
If The Trees Had Ears by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
While everyone else is distracted, they escape into the forest. KateGarrett. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: Jan 21, 2009 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 815 - Updated: Jul 17, 2008 - Published: May 11, 2008
All Boy's School, Let's GO! by Nyanooman reviews
Sakura attends to the Konoha all boy's school to investigate the accidents that's been happening there. But in order to do that, she dresses up as a boy! [SakuraxBoys]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,311 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 73 - Updated: Aug 31, 2006 - Published: Aug 6, 2006 - Sakura H.
Apple Blossom Tea by backlash symphony reviews
A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,521 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 139 - Updated: Aug 5, 2006 - Published: Jun 28, 2006 - Kisame H., Sakura H. - Complete
Animals by Siy reviews
I'm driving past your house while you were sneaking out. I got the car opened up so you can jump in. No, we’re never gonna quit Ain’t nothing wrong with it Just acting like we’re animals.[ItaSaku][AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: Jul 4, 2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Perfection by shinybicho reviews
//UNDERGOING A HUGE FIX// That's all you want, isn't it? Perfection... //SasuNaru//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,662 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: Jun 8, 2006 - Published: May 6, 2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
