I like pie. It tastes good. Bow down to the pie of PIES! Piemonsters and snarkle beasts RULE also. A piemonster is a mutated pumpkin pie created during nuclear bombings. A snarkle beast is a part monkey and a lot of other things combined that grow up in two minutes and can grow extremely tall and they like eating Hogwash, which is what they call dirty diapers and other random trash. I enjoy the show xplay which airs on G4tv and i like kingdom hearts and sonic and other stuff. PUMPKIN PIE OWNS ALL THE BLACK MAGES IN THE WORLD, except for Vivi, who could beat Seifer and his gang to a bloody pulp while insulting Pence on how fat he is and farting in Tidus's face while watching WWE RAW on the USA channel.

P.S. Spongebob Squarepants jumped the shark long ago. His show is continuously crumbling. Nickelodeon must lay him to rest if they hope that this once good show holds onto some source of decency. It almost is too late.

Update: It is too late...

WHERE DOES REALITY BEGIN AND WHERE DOES IT END? IF EVERYTHING IS REALITY, HOW IS REALITY NOTHING? IF 2 PLUS 2 EQUALS 4, WHY DOESN'T 4 TIMES 4 EQUAL 8? DO WE FIGHT EVIL, IS EVIL FIGHTING US, OR ARE WE FIGHTING GOOD FOR THE SAKE OF US BECOMING EVILY HEROIC? DOES A BLACK HOLE KILL, OR DO WE KILL THE BLACK HOLE? IS REALITY AN ELUSION OR IS AN ELUSION REALITY? NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS, BUT EVERYTHING IS REALITY. WHY?

Current Stories-

The Hiyorin Crisis- Chapter One out any day, now...

Mysterious Preview- What could it be?

This one's for the bunnies- Chapter 4? (piemonster13 and xplaypienobody13)

If only you knew the truth of the truth- A one chapter Sonic the Hedgehog fanfic that's stupid.(xnobody13 and xplaypienobody13)

Westernization- Series', ranging from anime/manga to video games, are brought together in the most unlikely way: by experiencing the merging and Westernization of their universes. Can Detective Kogoro Mouri and pervert Sojiro Izumi discover the origin of the mysterious happenings, or will they, along with countless others, succumb to Western fads, like...Twilight? (Chapter 3 on standby, for it has fallen into the abyss...)

Now that's the bottom line cause Joe Gordon said so. (Beware of scaveging Jawas and hungry wildebeasts and support our troops of snarklebeasts, they want YOU!)

Original characters we made. (some appeared and some didn't yet)

Kingdom Hearts and Crossovers-

Naminoy- mysterious evil boy in black dress.

Roxies- mysterious girl who looks like Roxas. Supposedly Naminoy's girlfriend.

snarklebeasts- They're snarklebeasts, that's all.

piemonsters- evil pumpkin pie creatures.

Joe Gordon- a 14 year old kid currently in eighth grade who hates school. Has mysterious girlfriend. Leader of L Force (Life force)- UPDATE: Currently spends most of his days with Toph Bei Fong in "Wash Your Pathik." (Search for the story!)

Justin Gordon- Joe's evil 12 year old brother. 3rd member of L force. UPDATE: Currently washing his Xin Fu.

Stephen Blozsko- Joe's friend, fan of Dragon Ball Z. Has crush on Kaili Z. and Kairi. 4th member of L Force, recognized for destroying the zombie outbreak in Milford, CT, on March 15, 2005.

Tyler A.- Joe's other friend who has a crush on Phoebe. 2nd member of L Force, who destroyed Mr. Cicero's evil plan of using tv characters from Dragon Ball Z to destroy Earth when he was controlled by Goku.

Phoebe F.- Girl who attends school. A member of Organization XXXI of the White Room.

Kaili Z.- Girl who lives in Florida, and also thinks she's too cool for Stephen. Helped start the war of Mrs. Sherwood versus the U.S. Army on November 27th, 2004.

Hamza K.- Joe's friend,5th member of L Force, who once stopped Goku, the leader or the demon race, Kacesplooks.

Goku (controlled by demons).- Goku originaly came from Dragon Ball Z, but was then controlled by an unknown source of demons. He's the murderer of the 6th member of the L Force, Leondro.

Leondro.- Friend of Joe and Stephen insecond grade, but then moved to Florida. He later returned only to find Milford in rubble and a fortress housing Mr. Cicero. He entered to see what was going on, but met up with Goku, who made him face an unfortunate end.

Mr. Cicero.- 5th grade teacher who teaches in Milford. He was one day controlled by Goku and tried to kill the L Force, but was out-smarted by Justin and his pack of demons. He later slaughtered many Milford kids only to be murdered at the hands of his accomplice, Goku.

Justin Sherrick.- A 6th grade student who accompanys Joe on a quest for the blond-haired girl who is from the universe with the white room. Randomly has crush on Namine.

Jonathon Cunningham- A kid who was in Joe's 5th grade class, but moved to Utah before 6th grade. Tried to take over the world twice, while trying to kill Joshua Martinez, who is his worst enemy.

Joshua Martinez- kid who follows Jonathon Cunningham to take over the world, only so he could kill him.

Daniel B.- a mysterious kid shrouded in... mystery. Who is he?

Stickyx- a mysterious stick figure who claims he's a nobody, but is he really? And what is his purpose?

Mysterious girlfriend- Joe's mysterious crush. She seems to hate him but she disappeared when all the universes merged together. Is she gone for good, or is she somewhere in the universe?

Crian- One of the many people created when Xaldin and Luxord fail to stop Fanfiction stories from being ripped off. Hates Roxas for taking Namine and asking her to a school dance. He wants to kill him in a bathroom.

Maj- A very horny girl that looks like Fuu, except she wears all yellow.

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