"Yeah, me either, until I got the phone call about the fire," Mickey said, then sat down his drink. His sucked his lips clean. "Kid's like, four," he sighed. Ian/Mickey. That one mistake you think is over, will always come back to bite you on the ass.

Why doesn't Sheila Jackson leave her house? What does Sheila Jackson think of her daughter's promiscuity?

IanMick. Really, he was just kind of sick of everything. Sick of pushing people away. Sick of being told nice try. Sick of living in filth. Sick of faking it. Sick of being a fuck up. Sick of seeing those he cared for suffering because of those he hated. Sick of hating himself. So fuck it. Mickey burned everything to the ground and Ian watched.

Mickey knows there aren't a lot of things he's good at. Not a lot he can offer Ian. And he shouldn't even want to offer it to him, but Mickey can definitely kill for him. Multi chap. Warning: hints of suicide attempts.

Post S2. Mickey walks into Kash and Grab after he's released from Juvie - "Eventually when Ian said nothing for a full five minutes, he shoved the magazine back. "What?" he growled out in his usual gruff voice." IANxMICKEY

Mickey and Ian really short one-shot.

the doctors say it's a miracle, say karen is a gift from god.

"What's the point? I'm nothing more than a warm mouth." After Ian attempts suicide, Mickey does all he can to win him over again. Not the easiest thing to do from the inside.

Ian Gallagher finds his girlfriend a challenge.

ian visits him on the second friday of every month.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

The dreaded Mary Sue pollutes the Harry Potter fandom, and who else but Ron Weasley, with the help of Harry, Hermione and Ginny, will all teach you how to make a Mary Sue into a plesant original character. Expect weirdness and a lot of chaos. AU [Slowly undergoing edits]

Yet another parody of the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Thanks to her for all the hours of entertainment her fanfiction has given me. It all gets a bit Monty Python at the end. T for referances to adult themes. Oneshot.

A SERIOUS parody of a seriously bad fan-fiction. This is NOT a sequel to the on-going saga of awful by XXXbloodyrists666XXX, but it was most definitely my inspiration. The A/N explains a little bit better. Rated T just to be safe. Chapter 4 is UP!

This is my remake of the infamous 'My immortal' by Tara Gilesbie, also known on this site as XXXbloodyrists666XXX. This story is not an MST, it is not a 'Kill MarySue', but rather what I thought should have happened with Ebony. Flame please!

Have you ever had the misfortune to come across a fanfic in this fandom titled My Immortal by xxxbloodyrists666xxx? If you have, yeah, I've cried tears of blood because of that thing too, which is why I'm remaking this fic.

A parody fic. Not much to say. If I had to summarize it, I would say it's over the top emo, and really pointless. Rated 'M' for T3H DRAMA!

Yes, that's right. I'm here to end the gothic character movement for all eternity! Follow Alexzandra Darkness as she slits her wrists and listens to MCR! Oh yeah and she loves Hot Topic too. PARODY!

Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.