Lord Kelvin This is a thread for all your pun and riddle marathons. First person to suggest a more imaginative title wins a crayon! 11/1/2010 #1 |
Aeous tout la Debonair Woodchuckery! *throws log* 11/1/2010 . Edited 11/1/2010 #2 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Old doctors never die - they just lose their patience. 11/1/2010 #3 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Stealing someone's coffee is called 'mugging'. 11/1/2010 #4 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive. 11/1/2010 #5 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster He said I was average - but he was just being mean. 11/1/2010 #6 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster I decided that becoming a vegetarian was a missed steak. 11/1/2010 #7 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Deafness is getting to be quite a problem for me lately. I never thought I'd hear myself say that. 11/1/2010 #8 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent. 11/1/2010 #9 |
Double Dee Dee Time's fun when you're having flies! -Kermit the frog =p 11/1/2010 #10 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A. 11/1/2010 #11 |
Double Dee Dee Arrows make the enemy quiver while bombs make the enemy shake and quake. 11/1/2010 #12 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. 11/1/2010 #13 |
Double Dee Dee I'm going to be discussing global warming next week, it's quite a heated topic. 11/1/2010 #14 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. 11/1/2010 #15 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 11/1/2010 #16 |
Double Dee Dee When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it. 11/1/2010 #17 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. 11/1/2010 #18 |
Double Dee Dee Don't kiss birds or you may get an untweetable canarial disease. 11/1/2010 #19 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering. 11/1/2010 #20 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn't even afford to pay attention. 11/1/2010 #21 |
Double Dee Dee The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow. 11/1/2010 #22 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. 11/1/2010 #23 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster I used to do rock climbing as a youth, but I was much boulder back then. 11/1/2010 #24 |
Double Dee Dee If you want to be come an optometrist, there's more than meets the eye. 11/1/2010 #25 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink. 11/1/2010 #26 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Heh heh. Nude pun. 11/1/2010 #27 |
Double Dee Dee I hired a ghost photographer. The spirit was willing but the flash was weak. 11/1/2010 #28 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'. Good ol' Scottish accents. :D 11/1/2010 #29 |
Tallz Is De Langste Ster Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left. 11/1/2010 #30 |
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