My friend needed something to read on her flight, so I wrote this up in a couple days to keep her company. At the time, I wasn't planning on publishing it, so it might see kind of... I don't know. Weird. I do not own Homestuck or any characters used.

"You won't... Eat any students, right?" a short, round man clutched a shiny black ballpoint pen to the point of white knuckles as he was stared down across his own desk by three new enrollees. Beads of sweat rolled down his balding head and his whole face was red and flustered. One grinned with very sharp, sinister teeth, while the other two looked so bored they could die.

"We won't," one of the bored ones lisped matter-of-factly, "But I'm not making any guarantees for her." His finger was pointed at the dead center of the grinning one's chest.

"Oh, come on," she cackled, "I'll only taste them a bit, you know that."

"Sure, Terezi, whatever. As long as your teeth stay out of them, I think we'll all be fine," the lispy one retorted.

"Yes, please, keep your teeth out of other students. We've made most of the teachers in the building aware of your, er, special situation," the man behind the desk squeaked, visibly shaking and obviously terrified by all three.

"Can we just get this shitty 'conference' over with and start attending the retarded human classes?" the third one finally spoke is an irritated voice as he scowled.

"Well, the school board and I have decided that it might not be very wise to let the other students know about you three, so I have to ask that you, um, disguise yourselves," now the man looked about ready to faint.

"Whatever. We'll look like ugly-ass humans if it'll make the rest of them feel better about their lousy species, right, Sollux?" the grumpy one asked lazily as he pushed himself from the hard, uncomfortable chair he had been seated in.

"Yeah, that's cool," the lispy one mumbled.

"Do we really have to?" Terezi protested. "I don't want to look like some lame human! You can't make me!"

"Terezi, please. Would you rather spend the rest of your time on this shit-ball hanging with your stupid Scalemates?"

"Yes, Karkat, I would very much enjoy that," she stood from the chair, arms crossed over her chest, ready to leave or fight.

"Oh no you don't!" the first one to speak stood as well, "You promised that you'd go through with this."

"I don't even see why you think human school is so important, Sollux," Terezi hmphed. "It's not like we'll ever use any of this information."

"Honestly, I don't, either," Karkat shrugged. "But it's something to do, and you did promise you wouldn't back out. What kind of legislacerator doesn't keep her promises?" He smiled as her face fell. Now he knew he had convinced her.

"Dammit, Karkat! No fair!" she moaned and crossed her arms. "Fine! I'll go to the stupid human school! It's not nice to pressure the blind girl, asshole..."

"I know," he grinned at her pout.

"Wonderful!" the sweaty, nervous man behind the desk clapped his hands together, but his sight smile disappeared when Terezi shot a deathly glare in his general direction. "If you'll just come with me, you can use the staff restroom to apply some makeup, and we have hats for you, too. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do about your teeth, though."

"Is there something wrong with our teeth?" Terezi growled.

"Oh, no! I didn't mean that at all, of course not!" the man shook as he answered the girl's question. If he ever had to deal with the Trolls again, then he would definitely quit this lousy school job.

"Good."

I hope you liked it! I know it's kind of short. I'm planning on adding more, but I'll only share if I get some reviews! If you liked it, please tell me and I'll get to work right away! Well, maybe not right away, I have NERD BATTLE looming over my head. But I'll work hard on it as soon as I find the time, don't you worry.