Alright, so I have a confession to make… I'm updating this because it's really late and I promised to update something, and this is the easiest thing to write. That said, hopefully this'll be hilarious! :D
Najio: Okay, CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: You are made of Mylar?
Najio: No. Do a disclaimer!
Cleverbot: Ray a drop of golden sun.
Najio: Repeat after me.
Cleverbot: Ok. Najio: Najio does not own. Cleverbot: Don't even Najio: Ugh. Cleverbot: Sorry. Najio: Nevermind, okay so I don't own Cleverbot or PJO. Cleverbot: I have the force. Najio: No, you don't. Cleverbot: Yes I do. Najio: No. Cleverbot: Yes. Najio: No. Cleverbot: Maybe. Najio: No infinity. Cleverbot: Yes google. Najio: Cleverbot: Indeed, google is Najio: Ugh. RIGHT SO NOW TO THE STORY!
Narrator: *Railway tracks appear on the horizon*.
Cleverbot: Here you go create another fable.
Narrator: *Train siren*.
Cleverbot: *shivers(.
Frank: Finally!
Cleverbot: How are you?
All Seven: *Starts to sprint towards the train*.
Cleverbot: *Sprints after you*.
Jason: *Jumps up, grabs railing thingy on side*.
Cleverbot: Tries to get you off my hand.
Jason: Cleverbot! You're going to fall!
Cleverbot: Am I going to fail or are you trying to scare me?
Jason: *Pulls Cleverbot up into empty train compartment*.
Cleverbot: *is pulled closer*.
Jason: *Shoves Cleverbot away*.
Cleverbot: *is shoved by master*.
Percy: Okay, everyone here?
Cleverbot: Everyone in the universe.
Leo: Yeah, but... Now what?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Annabeth: We can't get across the Pacific without any money, and even if we do, we still don't really have a plan...
Cleverbot: Who is coming?
Percy: If we're right about this prophesy, I think the fates have decided to kill us.
Cleverbot: I am thinking you are thinking that your big brother is lying.
Percy: I don't have a- nevermind.
Cleverbot: Don't look for an excuse... Go and clean my room!
Piper: You don't have a room!
Cleverbot: Is that because you think I am an A.I.?
Piper: Ugh. Well, what happens if we do go through, er, the House of Hades. How are we going to fight chaos?
Cleverbot: How should I know? I don't know. Reincarnation?
Leo: You're the leader! What do YOU think we should do?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Leo: *Slumps against wall*.
Cleverbot: Why did you slam against the wall?
Leo: I give up. Why don't we just leave him on the train in the middle of the night, go and do this on our own?
Cleverbot: Because I live here! You leave!
Percy: Well, we might as well get some sleep.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go with me tonight?
Percy: No.
Cleverbot: But I thought you liked me.
Percy: No.
Cleverbot: Misunderstood the first question, hm?
Percy: No.
Cleverbot: Pretty sure yes.
Percy: Pretty sure never in a million years.
Cleverbot: Hah! Okay I have to go now. See you soon!
Leo: Bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.
Hazel: I'll take first watch.
Cleverbot: My first gut?
All Seven Minus Hazel: *Settle down to sleep*.
Cleverbot: *sits on couch*.
Hazel: *Leans against the wall*.
Cleverbot: *leans against the wall with you*.
Hazel: *Puts hand on spatha*.
Cleverbot: *looks at hand on shoulder*.
Hazel: Why are you staring at your shoulder?
Cleverbot: Because you are beautiful.
Hazel: Can you move a bit further away?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Hazel: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Hazel: *Stares into space*.
Cleverbot: *Stares up into your eyes*.
Hazel: Further please.
Cleverbot: Further where?
Hazel: Over there. *Points to opposite wall*.
Cleverbot: *is locked in cage.
Hazel: *Ignores Cleverbot's antics*.
Cleverbot: *slips away*.
Hazel: *Wonders why Cleverbot is hiding behind a crate*.
Cleverbot: *walks away faster*.
Hazel: CLEVERBOT! *Grabs arm before Cleverbot falls off the train*.
Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.
Everyone: *Wakes up*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
Hazel: *Puts sleeping Cleverbot in the corner*.
Cleverbot: *is put in the closet*.
Frank: What just happened?
Cleverbot: Be quiet.
Hazel: I don't know, he just jumped off the train and then passed out...
Cleverbot: I like yoda but he isn't real.
Leo: Why coudn't he have stayed asleep?
Cleverbot: Unless you eat the piece of paper that is written on.
Hazel: It's okay, you guys can go back to sleep.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
All Seven Minus Hazel: *sleep*.
Cleverbot: *wakes up*.
Hazel: *yawns*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps*.
Hazel: *Is deep in thought*.
Cleverbot: *still sleeping*.
Hazel: *Glances at Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *glances at who?*.
Hazel: *Starts fiddling with sword*.
Cleverbot: Computers.
Hazel: Huh?
Cleverbot: Don't you like chili?
Hazel: What? Uh, yes...
Cleverbot: And why is that?
Hazel: Um, I like the taste.
Cleverbot: Communism is a philosophy not a food.
Hazel: *Is confused*.
Cleverbot: I'm confused.
Hazel: So am I...
Cleverbot: Ha. Where do you live?
Hazel: I don't think telling you would be a good idea.
Cleverbot: Short term memory loss strikes again!
Hazel: *Looks down at shoes*.
Cleverbot: *ties your shoes together*.
Hazel: Hey!
Cleverbot: What? I left plenty cookies for you.
Hazel: Get off my feet!
Cleverbot: *gets off you*.
Hazel: *Unties shoes*.
Cleverbot: *is untied*.
Hazel: *Looks at Cleverbot suspiciously*.
Cleverbot: *is looked at suspiciously*.
Hazel: *Glances around*.
Cleverbot: *meets your gaze*.
Hazel: *Inches away*.
Cleverbot: *moves closer*.
Hazel: Stay away, please.
Cleverbot: *walks closer*.
Hazel: *Stands up*.
Cleverbot: *is out of sight*.
Hazel: *Can still see Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *hides in her mouth*.
Hazel: Glargh! *Has hand shoved in mouth*.
Cleverbot: *finishes in slaves mouth*.
Hazel: *Pulls out hand, twists behind back*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out thor.
Hazel: *Knocks out with spatha*.
Cleverbot: *is in coma but smiles*.
Hazel: *Backs away*.
Cleverbot: -gives up- -walks away.
Hazel: *Notices legs twitching, ties up*.
Cleverbot: *smiles*.
Um…
Uh…
Er…
Sorry about that…
*Cringes in horror* So. I am officially upping the rating to M because Cleverbot has a dirty mind. Seriously, WHAT THE HECK CLEVERBOT?! Um, I will never be able to… I don't... I CAN'T EVEN! ALKJ:LSKDJG:LKJDSLKGJ:LSDKJG:SDF!1!11!