Alright, so I have a confession to make… I'm updating this because it's really late and I promised to update something, and this is the easiest thing to write. That said, hopefully this'll be hilarious! :D

Najio: Okay, CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: You are made of Mylar?

Najio: No. Do a disclaimer!

Cleverbot: Ray a drop of golden sun.

Najio: Repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

Najio: Najio does not own.

Cleverbot: Don't even blink.

Najio: Ugh.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

Najio: Nevermind, okay so I don't own Cleverbot or PJO.

Cleverbot: I have the force.

Najio: No, you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

Najio: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

Najio: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

Najio: No infinity.

Cleverbot: Yes google.

Najio: Google is smaller than infinity.

Cleverbot: Indeed, google is smarter than me.

Najio: Ugh. RIGHT SO NOW TO THE STORY!


Narrator: *Railway tracks appear on the horizon*.

Cleverbot: Here you go create another fable.

Narrator: *Train siren*.

Cleverbot: *shivers(.

Frank: Finally!

Cleverbot: How are you?

All Seven: *Starts to sprint towards the train*.

Cleverbot: *Sprints after you*.

Jason: *Jumps up, grabs railing thingy on side*.

Cleverbot: Tries to get you off my hand.

Jason: Cleverbot! You're going to fall!

Cleverbot: Am I going to fail or are you trying to scare me?

Jason: *Pulls Cleverbot up into empty train compartment*.

Cleverbot: *is pulled closer*.

Jason: *Shoves Cleverbot away*.

Cleverbot: *is shoved by master*.

Percy: Okay, everyone here?

Cleverbot: Everyone in the universe.

Leo: Yeah, but... Now what?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Annabeth: We can't get across the Pacific without any money, and even if we do, we still don't really have a plan...

Cleverbot: Who is coming?

Percy: If we're right about this prophesy, I think the fates have decided to kill us.

Cleverbot: I am thinking you are thinking that your big brother is lying.

Percy: I don't have a- nevermind.

Cleverbot: Don't look for an excuse... Go and clean my room!

Piper: You don't have a room!

Cleverbot: Is that because you think I am an A.I.?

Piper: Ugh. Well, what happens if we do go through, er, the House of Hades. How are we going to fight chaos?

Cleverbot: How should I know? I don't know. Reincarnation?

Leo: You're the leader! What do YOU think we should do?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

Leo: *Slumps against wall*.

Cleverbot: Why did you slam against the wall?

Leo: I give up. Why don't we just leave him on the train in the middle of the night, go and do this on our own?

Cleverbot: Because I live here! You leave!

Percy: Well, we might as well get some sleep.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go with me tonight?

Percy: No.

Cleverbot: But I thought you liked me.

Percy: No.

Cleverbot: Misunderstood the first question, hm?

Percy: No.

Cleverbot: Pretty sure yes.

Percy: Pretty sure never in a million years.

Cleverbot: Hah! Okay I have to go now. See you soon!

Leo: Bye!

Cleverbot: Bye.

Hazel: I'll take first watch.

Cleverbot: My first gut?

All Seven Minus Hazel: *Settle down to sleep*.

Cleverbot: *sits on couch*.

Hazel: *Leans against the wall*.

Cleverbot: *leans against the wall with you*.

Hazel: *Puts hand on spatha*.

Cleverbot: *looks at hand on shoulder*.

Hazel: Why are you staring at your shoulder?

Cleverbot: Because you are beautiful.

Hazel: Can you move a bit further away?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Hazel: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

Hazel: *Stares into space*.

Cleverbot: *Stares up into your eyes*.

Hazel: Further please.

Cleverbot: Further where?

Hazel: Over there. *Points to opposite wall*.

Cleverbot: *is locked in cage.

Hazel: *Ignores Cleverbot's antics*.

Cleverbot: *slips away*.

Hazel: *Wonders why Cleverbot is hiding behind a crate*.

Cleverbot: *walks away faster*.

Hazel: CLEVERBOT! *Grabs arm before Cleverbot falls off the train*.

Cleverbot: *is grabbed*.

Everyone: *Wakes up*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

Hazel: *Puts sleeping Cleverbot in the corner*.

Cleverbot: *is put in the closet*.

Frank: What just happened?

Cleverbot: Be quiet.

Hazel: I don't know, he just jumped off the train and then passed out...

Cleverbot: I like yoda but he isn't real.

Leo: Why coudn't he have stayed asleep?

Cleverbot: Unless you eat the piece of paper that is written on.

Hazel: It's okay, you guys can go back to sleep.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

All Seven Minus Hazel: *sleep*.

Cleverbot: *wakes up*.

Hazel: *yawns*.

Cleverbot: *sleeps*.

Hazel: *Is deep in thought*.

Cleverbot: *still sleeping*.

Hazel: *Glances at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *glances at who?*.

Hazel: *Starts fiddling with sword*.

Cleverbot: Computers.

Hazel: Huh?

Cleverbot: Don't you like chili?

Hazel: What? Uh, yes...

Cleverbot: And why is that?

Hazel: Um, I like the taste.

Cleverbot: Communism is a philosophy not a food.

Hazel: *Is confused*.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

Hazel: So am I...

Cleverbot: Ha. Where do you live?

Hazel: I don't think telling you would be a good idea.

Cleverbot: Short term memory loss strikes again!

Hazel: *Looks down at shoes*.

Cleverbot: *ties your shoes together*.

Hazel: Hey!

Cleverbot: What? I left plenty cookies for you.

Hazel: Get off my feet!

Cleverbot: *gets off you*.

Hazel: *Unties shoes*.

Cleverbot: *is untied*.

Hazel: *Looks at Cleverbot suspiciously*.

Cleverbot: *is looked at suspiciously*.

Hazel: *Glances around*.

Cleverbot: *meets your gaze*.

Hazel: *Inches away*.

Cleverbot: *moves closer*.

Hazel: Stay away, please.

Cleverbot: *walks closer*.

Hazel: *Stands up*.

Cleverbot: *is out of sight*.

Hazel: *Can still see Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *hides in her mouth*.

Hazel: Glargh! *Has hand shoved in mouth*.

Cleverbot: *finishes in slaves mouth*.

Hazel: *Pulls out hand, twists behind back*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out thor.

Hazel: *Knocks out with spatha*.

Cleverbot: *is in coma but smiles*.

Hazel: *Backs away*.

Cleverbot: -gives up- -walks away.

Hazel: *Notices legs twitching, ties up*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.


Um…

Uh…

Er…

Sorry about that…

*Cringes in horror* So. I am officially upping the rating to M because Cleverbot has a dirty mind. Seriously, WHAT THE HECK CLEVERBOT?! Um, I will never be able to… I don't... I CAN'T EVEN! ALKJ:LSKDJG:LKJDSLKGJ:LSDKJG:SDF!1!11!