TINKER BELL movie bloopers Chapter 1, a tinkerbell fanfic

TINKER BELL movie bloopers part 1

Disclaimer: Tinker Bell, Disney Fairies and all associated characters and content are the property of The Walt Disney Company, the character of Tinker Bell originated by J. M. Barrie. This fan fiction is not intended for profit or monetary gain and exists solely for the purpose of fan entertainment.

Tinker Bell arrives:

Flight through Pixie Hollow:

In the early morning before the dawn, a dandelion seed floats into Pixie Hollow carrying a baby's first laugh and with it a new fairy. Within the folded petals of several flowers garden fairies awaken to the new arrival, shaking light rattles to illuminate their domiciles. Silhouettes reveal each fairy, one starts doing shadow puppets.

Director Bradley Raymond: CUT! And can we get another fairy in here?!

Vidia directs the seedling:

Take 1:

The dandelion seed floated into Pixie Hollow carrying a baby's first laugh and with it a new fairy. Vidia flies out to meet it and uses her wind powers to direct the floating fluff towards the Pixie Dust Tree, but her hay fever acts up and she sneezes. Her wind powers amplify the sneeze and the fluff is violently dispersed in all directions. Vidia stops in midair and looks all around, highly embarrassed.

Vidia (looking directly into the camera): Sorry boys and girls, but it looks like this movie is over before it ever got started.

Tinker Bell (off camera): Yeah, I don't think so.

Take 4 (Tink, Fawn and friends play a practical joke on Vidia):

Suddenly, a sparrow flies into frame from behind Vidia, grabs the seed in its mouth and flies away.

Vidia (surprised): DAAAHH! What was that?!

Off camera are sounds of muffled laughter. Vidia turns to her "friends" and glares at them.

Take 5 (…again):

Suddenly (again) a sparrow flies through, grabs the seed in its mouth and flies away.

Vidia (surprised): What the…? He did it again!

Off camera, more giggling and laughter. Vidia looks at her "friends" a second time and does the "I'm keeping my eyes on you" sign with her first two fingers.

Silvermist (whispering): Uh, oh, we're in for it now, girls.

Take 6 (…and again):

Once again the sparrow flies through, grabs the seed in its mouth and flies away.

Vidia (Angrily): YEEAAAGGGHHH! FAWN?! FAWN?! KEEP YOUR STUPID BIRD UNDER CONTROL BEFORE I RIP ITS BEAK OFF.

Fawn (off camera, giggling): Okay, Vidia, whatever you say. (Giggling becomes full throated laughter).

Take 7 (…and again):

The same sparrow once more flies in and tries to grab the seed, but this time Vidia won't have any of it.

Vidia (incredibly irate, grabs the dandelion seed and starts to pull it from the bird): No you don't! I'm sick of doing this scene over and over you idiot bird! Now give me that seed back!

The seed stem breaks in half sending the bird in one direction and Vidia into the ground with a thump. Tink, Fawn and their friends are sitting just out of frame and are laughing with sheer delight.

Vidia (Flies back into frame and floats up close, she roars at the other fairies who are just off camera): That's not funny! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Silvermist: (Between laughs): Yes it was, Vidia.

Vidia: No, it wasn't. Stop laughing.

Tink and her friends laugh even harder.

Vidia: Stop laughing, right now. You hear me? Stop laughing. (She screams and beings to flies away). Fine keep laughing. I'll be in my trailer.

Take 8:

Vidia (addressing Tink and her friends): Are you done? Have you had your fun humiliating me tonight?

Tinker Bell (off camera): Yes, Vidia. We're done. (Can be heard giggling with the other fairies).

Vidia: Uugh! Fine, let's finish this scene before the sun comes up. But I'm warning you, Fawn. I'm warning all of you, try that again and I'm going to cold cock that bird. Is that clear?

Fawn: Perfectly.

Director Bradley Raymond: Okay, everyone. Places. Camera and action!

As she's pushing the seedling towards the landing pad a dragonfly zooms into frame and lands on Vidia's leg.

Vidia (violently screams at it and punches it with her fist): GET OFF! GET OFF!

The dragonfly starts bumping and grinding against her leg.

Vidia (screams furiously): He's humping my leg! When I said 'get off' that's not what I meant!

Several fairies fly into frame. Some grab hold of Vidia, some grab the dragonfly and all start pulling the two apart.

Tinker Bell, Fawn and their friends can be heard off screen screaming and laughing like little girls.

Finally, the dragonfly releases. Vidia then shakes off her rescuers. She examines herself.

Vidia (exasperated): Oh great, now I have to change my pants. YOU STUPID DRAGONFLY! UUGHH!

Director Bradley Raymond (Laughing): Okay everyone, take fifteen.

Fawn: Hey, Vidia, when's the wedding?

Iridessa: Actually, I think that was the honeymoon.

Silvermist: Eew! Ick!

Rosetta: Typical man, over and done with in five seconds.

Vidia: OH SHUT UP! All of you. I'm going to get you good for this, Fawn. I'll get you and when I do I'll be all over you like white on rice.

Silvermist (sounding offended): Hey!

Queen Clarion prepares to welcome the new fairy:

Fairy (excitedly announces): Queen Clarion.

Several shining orbs of glowing pixie dust flow through the air and coalesce, taking the form of the fairy queen: the beautiful Clarion. The ministers, fairies and sparrow men bow to her. Suddenly there is a loud ringing sound.

Snowflake: That's me, that's me. (She reaches inside her gown and removes a cell phone) It's my agent. (She flips it open and begins to speak): Reg, tell me good news.

Director Bradley Raymond: Okay everyone, back to one. And this time NO CELL PHONES!

And now you know why Snowflake never appeared in another Tinker Bell film.

Queen Clarion greets Tinker Bell and sets her wings. She helps the new fairy take flight.

The fairy queen takes Tinker Bell's wings in her hands and imbues them with fairy magic. Tinker Bell starts to flutter them and accidently begins to slap the fairy queen in the face with them.

Clarion: Oh, oh, Tinker Bell, stop!

Tink: Sorry.

Vidia (to another fast flyer): Ha, you owe me half a smidge of Pixie Dust.

Fast Flying Fairy (handing over the half smidge): Damn!

Tinker Bell learns her talent is tinker and is introduced to her fellow guild members.

As Clank and Bobble push through the other fairies Tinker Bell's eyes go wide with disbelief and she drops her hammer. It lands smack on her toes and she starts jumping up and down on the other foot while holding the first.

Tinker Bell (screaming): OW! OW! OW! OW! Oh, that's going to leave a mark.

Rosetta: Are you okay, Sugarplum?

Tinker Bell: Yeah, I'm okay. Good thing I'm a fairy, I can fly and keep off my feet for a while.

Terence: Tink, let me kiss it and make it better.

Tinker Bell: Uh…, maybe you shouldn't.

Terence kisses Tinker Bell on the cheek.

Tinker Bell (blushing): Thanks, Terence. It does feel better.

Vidia (yelling from across the pad): Get a room!

Introducing Pixie Hollow

Clank and Bobble are showing Tinker Bell the Winter Woods when all three are hit by snowballs.

Tinker Bell: Hey, who threw that? (She looks down) Oh, hi, Peri. (To Clank and Bobble) She's a little jealous because she didn't get a scene in my first movie.

Tinker Bell gets hit by another snowball.

Tinker Bell (To Periwinkle): I'll get you into an upcoming film, I promise.

Bobble (whispers to Clank): Sisters, what one has the other wants.

Okay everyone, I'm back. Sort of. With the long layoff (and all the little emergencies that I've had to deal with during that time) I've fallen out of my writing groove. So this is an attempt to get back into that groove and get my creative juices flowing again so I can finish the other stories. I hope you enjoy these little bits and I'll be adding more later on as I think them up.

Unless you really, really hate them; in which case I'll just add more anyway as a form of torture for not liking the first ones. Mwah hah hah! (Oops, did I say that out loud?)