"Hey, dude" Kevin has called out to Edd, as he looked outside beyond Edd's window of his house, looking over the cul-de-sac. He and Edd, who have been friends for three years since the events of Eddy's brother, were dealing with an issue. It was an issue that was so much grandeur than anything they had to face, one that equals to the Armageddon that threatens the existence of the universe. "They are back"

"Really? Pray tell, is it that I fear it to be?" Edd asked, fearing the answer that is obvious.

"Yes. It's the fan girls" Kevin responded, followed by a sigh. He landed his fingers onto the bronze handles of the window and pulled upwards. "They will never leave us alone"

One of the female fanatics screamed out as Kevin put his head out of the window. "OH MY GOD, IT'S KEVIN!"

"KEVIN, I LOVE YOU" screamed another female with a nasally voice.

"Yeah, yeah, when are you going to leave us alone?" Kevin asked the female fanatics.

"Have you made out with Double D yet?"

"What?" Kevin became speechless. He struggled to find any apt words to respond to the question, a hilarious notion that was thrown about without any conceivable proof. "Why? Me and Double D... aren't dating?"

"It's okay" Another female spoke out, more butch in her tone. "You just haven't realised it yet. Come out of the closet, Kevin. You are gay, but we'll accept you for who you are"

"I'm not gay!" spat Kevin, horrified to hear the comments coming from the female fan base. And yet, he felt that what they were saying is genuine. "I never liked Edd. I just... don't swing that way. I have a crush on Nazz for fuck sake!"

"OH MY GOD, KEVIN SAID 'FUCK'" screamed another female fanatic, high pitch in tone. "I LOVE YOU, KEVIN!"

"Sure you are, Kevin. You are just 'straight' because Cartoon Network wants you to be, to appease to the fascist, heterosexual, Christian masses. You are really gay; you just weren't allowed to express it!"

Silence suddenly engulfed both side, though there were little peeps and whispers on congratulating the woman for expressing on such a subject such as that. Kevin, on the other hand, found it to be utterly distasteful, terrifying and insane. He had nothing more to say, slamming the window downwards and returning to face Edd.

"Yeah... They want us to make out" said Kevin, trembling at the disgust of such a thing. "Jeez, what is with our fan base recently?"

Edd took a moment to evaluate the situation that they were thrusted into. At his desk, he grabbed a sheet of paper that he neatly laid out on the right-hand side and a biro black pen, suddenly writing out a long mathematical equation. A series of long fractions, algebra and more that were randomly written down, as the author's mathematic skills are below average, to get to the conclusion of this question. That conclusion never came. "Inconclusive. I haven not the faintest clue why"

"Come on, dork! We're going to be trapped in here unless we give them what they want" said a panicked Kevin, gulping at the idea of himself and Edd intertwining with one another, sharing their lips as they exchange the sweet, sweet saliva. "And I honestly don't swing that way"

"Well, this is strange. Why would a certain group of our fan base be interested in such a thing? There were no hints to my knowledge that we had such an attraction to each other. In fact, you bullied and ridiculed me!" Edd buried his head into his desk, deeply confused of the situation they are in. The fan base outside with their beliefs of a relationship, despite overwhelming odds that is not the case, is a mystery.

"Okay, I am borrowing your laptop, Double D" said Kevin, grabbing the black Zony Siao laptop that was laid neatly on the table across Edd's desk.

"By all means, ask and you shall receive" Edd sarcasticaly responded, as no one seems to ask for permission on use of his property. "What are you hoping to find, if I may ask?"

"Something. Anything" snapped Kevin. He searched around on Poogle, a search engine website, to find any evidence or answers to the predicament. Searching high and low, clicking on every link, he finally found the website. That website made Kevin froze in his tracks. "Oh..."

"Oh, what is it, Kevin?" asked Edd, curious to know why Kevin froze at such a website. "Did you visit that horrifying website? You know they are only amusing for its cat pictures!"

"Just... look"

Edd gave out a sigh as he walked over to check the website that Kevin has found. Once he has laid his eyes, has enlarged them to the point of shock. He dropped down onto the floor; trauma hit him like a punch in the gut. "What is that?"

"This is... the fumblr page of a user... called... 'asphyxion'" answered Kevin, still shocked.

"The better question is... WHY AM I CAPTAIN OF THE SWIM TEAM?"

"Double D..."

"OR WHY AM I INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE, SEXUALLY-HARRASSING YOU WORSE THAN MARIE. MARIE, OF ALL PEOPLE!"

"Double D.."

"OR WHY AM I FEARED BY EVERY..."

"DOUBLE D!" Kevin grabbed Edd and pulled towards himself, lifted his right hand and slapped Edd across the face. "Snap out of it, dude"

"Oh my god!" one of the female from the crowd screamed out, who was hanging outside of Edd's window. She dropped downwards from the window and rushed beyond the crowd "KEVIN SLAPPED DOUBLE D. THIS IS GOING ON MY FUMBLR. MY PHOTOSHOP SKILLS ARE BEING FINALLY PUT TO USE!"

"O...kay?" Kevin said in confusion, before turning his head towards Edd once again. "Relax. It's an Alternative Universe. What they write about us... isn't canon"

"Oh, that's... enlightening. I feel a bit..." Edd's sentence was interrupted by the shouting of someone, from a distant. It was a stream of the same words, becoming louder and louder as it dawns in on Edd and Kevin.

'No. No. No. No. No. No.'

"Where is that peculiar sound coming from?" Edd pondered, looking around to see where the voice is coming from.

'No. No. No. No. No. No.'

"I don't know, dude, but it's getting closer" said Kevin

'No. No. No. No. No. No'

"Dear lord, its right outside my bedroom" Edd panicked, watching his door intently as he fear what may come through here. Could it be another fan girl? Or could it be a murder, wanting to kill Edd and Kevin? Or worse, could it be the Kanker sisters?

Thud. Thud. Thud.

A mysterious man, in his twenties, broke through the door with blood-shot red eyes. He looked to be not of a sinister manner, but one of wrath and enragement. He stood tall, over the two young boys and proceeds to shout into their ear drum.

"JUST BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO THROW AWAY EVERY SINGLE THING THAT MAKES THIS ALL POSSIBLE JUST TO HAVE AN ILLOGICAL RELATIONSHIP!"

To be continued…