AN: If you read Bloopers of the people, you'd probably know me.

DISCLAIMER MINI-FIC:

Me: Hello, I'm Jan, Rick's niece and Noah's sister.

Leo: Rick never told us that Noah had a sister... *eyes widen with realization*

Me: RUN!

Ryan's POV

It was another day in Goode... wow, that sounds cliche. Anyway, my friends (Zack, Percy,Ally,Elsie,Elliot)

and I are going to the cinemas to watch this Greek movie about some hero called Theseus. So now,we are currently seated, watching as Theseus dug his sword at something that the narrator called "Colchis bulls".

Percy was muttering about how the movie was all wrong, and that Theseus killed the Minotaur, and his "stepfather" died, not brother, because if Theseus did have a brother, that would be his half brother, Orion. He was also saying that he SO did not marry Ariadne.

Percy, for some strange reason, has an obsession in Greek mythology.I mean, if there was one student who knew all of the twelve titans,(no one can barely remember the names)say the names of the gods in order, knew about a hundred minor gods and monsters, memorized the name of every hero and the gods they worshipped, knew EVERY symbol of the gods and their sacred animals, could understand Greek and Latin, could convert Greek mythology to Roman, and could actually pass Greek, that would be Percy.

So after the movie, Percy was demanding to have his money back because the movie isn't even good.

I won't deny it. Percy Jackson is a strange kid.