Rita Skeeter and Percy Weasley: you know this might be the most normal of all here:

Rita loved gossip and Percy loved the law, the strict following of such. So these two together was rather odd, very odd. Yet they had a love for one thing in common, and that was they loved muggle rock and roll, from the Beatles and the Doors to Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, The Rolling Stones, Deep Purple, and all the way to today with Imagine Dragons they were a happy couple. Their children were perfect upright and oh so prim and proper. Harry found them dull but he was mad so dull was not something he could handle.

He was over for a visit bored out of his skull but enjoying the brownies Rita had made, they were special brownies (gets glare from baby boomers who don't want their secret recipe shared as the plant used is not fully legal) and so he was enjoying them. The twins came out Robert and Ruth in matching boring outfits. Harry paused in eating to watch, Ruth sat at the drums, Robert took out an electric guitar and Harry stood up and took up the electric base. He always played his best stoned, then again he could, never mind, they started to play Kashmirand Ruth sang, it was amazing and Harry was having fun, though the past years had been weird with all the marriages that took place.

What was weird was the reformed Bellatrix who had married Fudge, that was disturbing and Harry did not want to dwell on that. Instead he decided to loose himself in music. His children were with Ginny visiting the biggest ball of twine in the states and so he was here trying to enjoy life, but he was mad so that was that. The song ended and he took a seat eating more brownies.

"I am bored." He said and the universe shuttered.

"Not again." Percy said lunging for him but too late as Harry was gone and had found his godfather married to Sinstra. "Padfoot I am bored."

"Say no more!" He grinned.

Sinstra sighed and went to summon others to help clean up this mess. It was not too bad, Harry was stopped before he could turn the Statue of Liberty pink and start a war with America that would have ended up with his head as a bowling ball right along side the Voldemort bowling ball he had (yes Harry has a tendency to do that to Voldemort, he did promise not to kill him to Dumbledore so he now had a bowling ball). So instead Harry went bowling with Dumbledore, he was still bored and mad though as Percy has that habit of boring just about everyone around him.

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Harry sulked with Ginny, how could a muggle do that? He hated being a cute bunny, but Rebecca Roy had done it, but how? He sighed and realized that this story was far from over. He wondered what was going to happen next. Wait, was Imagine Dragons even rock? He thought.