For my amazing ladies (Deathsembrace137 & Leoslady4ever)… I love you guys! I hope you enjoy my attempt here…

You are a bad influence on me.

Dirty Thoughts

I don't know what I was doing here. One minute I was sitting in the guild hall, chatting with Cana and the next, I was huddle in the corner of the men's new locker room, praying to Mavis that no one would catch me.

The conversation had started off innocent enough, both of us discussing what we thought the men's locker room looked like. I assumed it would be an exact replica of the girl's room but Cana didn't agree and soon we were arguing over mugs of beer and stumbling across the room to the hallway in the back that led to the new locker rooms.

"I dare you to go in there," Cana said, giggling and spilling a small bit of beer on the floor.

I laughed, quickly covering my mouth and leaned heavily against her side. "No way! What if someone is in there?"

"I don't hear anything. Just do it!" Cana pushed, laughing and grabbing my mug from my hand.

"I can't!" I hissed, still giggling and nearly tripped when I took a step towards the doorway to peak inside. Maybe I'd had a few too many drinks.

Cana grabbed my shoulders and nudged me further inside. "Do it! Come on!"

I covered my mouth with my hand, trying to suppress the laughter that wouldn't seem to stop. "But… what if…"

"I'll holler if anyone comes," Cana quickly said and shoved me inside, nearly making me fall flat on my face. Instead I caught myself just in time and stumbled to a nearby wooden bench to steady myself.

When I finally composed myself I lifted my head and started to look around the room. The wall was lined with large lockers, a few towels hanging on pegs on the wall. For the most part it looked like the ladies room, just a few minor differences.

I slowly got up and walked across the small room, moving towards the back where an open entryway led to the large bath area… at least that's what I assumed. That's where ours was. To the left was another small room, completely tiled from floor to ceiling with several shower heads lining one wall. On the opposite wall was curtained stalls and I turned back towards the approaching entryway and suddenly stopped dead in my tracks.

Someone was coming, footsteps echoing through the room and I dashed into the shower area and ducked behind one of the curtains. Damn that Cana, she was supposed to keep people from coming inside! Thankfully there was a bench and I took a seat, lifting my feet off the ground and tucking my knees against my chest. I prayed whoever it was couldn't see me beneath the curtain which hung a foot off the ground.

I listened closely, following the sound around the locker area and then heard it move towards the bathing area. 'Oh please, PLEASE don't come… SHIT!' I nearly cursed out loud, hearing the steps enter the shower area. I didn't dare move, tensing my entire body as I sat as still as I could. Silently I prayed that they wouldn't choose the stall I was sitting in.

The steps moved steadily towards me, bare feet whispering over the tile floor. I cringed, waiting for the moment when the curtain would be flung wide and I'd be found out. Hopefully it would just be someone like Natsu or Gray. That wouldn't be so bad. It would be a little embarrassing but at least I could get out without totally making an ass of myself.

The steps stopped, my shoulders tensed… and the sound of curtain being pulled back filled the room. I opened one eye and looked towards the sound. Ah! Thank God! They'd stopped at the stall next to mine.

I could hear whoever it was dropping something on the bench and then the steps once again moved out to the room. I waited breathlessly, staring out the small crack between the curtain and the thin wall between the stalls. I saw a figure pass by but it vanished quickly, just before I heard a squeaking noise and then water shooting out of one of the shower heads.

Ugh! Now I was stuck in here till whomever it was finished. I sighed and leaned my head back, rolling it against the wall and peered through the crack once again. If I turned my head to the side I could just barely make out an arm which was raised up in the air, elbow slightly bent. I wobbled on my seat and quickly grabbing the edge to steady myself. The thought crossed my mind to take a peak and see who it was but I immediately refuted the idea, berating myself for having had those few mugs of beer which were making my thoughts cloudy.

I listened to the water splash against the floor, hearing an occasional low groan and slowly my curiosity began to grow. It definitely didn't sound like Natsu… or Gray either. The voice was too low.

A sigh escaped from the person showerings lips. It was definitely familiar. An image tried to formulate in my head but it wouldn't quite materialize. Damn alcohol.

The temptation to slide just a few inches forward and appease my curiosity grew, making me bite my bottom lip in nervous anticipation. Did I dare? All I'd have to do is slide just a little bit on the bench and lean over…

Finally the dam of curiosity burst and I slowly slid over, careful not to make a noise. My feet remained on the bench and after I'd moved over I peaked once again through the hole. My eyes went wide, my jaw dropping to the floor. Holy… WOW! I didn't know how I managed to stay seated on the bench. The sight was so completely… hot as hell!

I gawked, openly admiring the man standing beneath the steady stream of water. Of course I knew who it was and now, the voice finally registered in my head. It was Laxus, and he was mouthwateringly gorgeous. His thickly muscled body had rivers of water cascading over it, pouring between every crevice. The muscles on his back flexed as he rubbed a hand over his bright blonde hair and his body made a perfect deep V shape, angling deliciously from incredibly broad shoulders to temptingly narrow hips. Subconsciously I licked my lips and leaned forward, wanting a better view.

Smooth, round butt cheeks flexed as he shifted his weight from one foot to the other. My eyes lingered, enjoying the sight and then I continued my journey down his body, enjoying his muscular thighs and toned calves.

I knew I shouldn't be doing this. It was completely wrong. Somewhere in my alcohol muddled brain something was telling me to look away but I simply couldn't. The sight was too tempting by far. All I could do was stare.

Laxus stood there, his back to me, leaning against the wall with his hands outstretched on the tile in front of him. He was bent slightly forward and the water pelted his head and broad back. I was completely mesmerized.

After a minute or so, Laxus finally moved, grabbing a bottle of soap off a nearby shelf and squirting a bit in his hand. I watched him lather it up and then he began rubbing it into his thick hair, leaning back to let the spray of water hit his chest. I gulped. His body was incredible. As he soaped up his hair his large biceps flexed and bulged and when he finished he started to turn and…

Oh my God! My body flooded with heat, a crimson flush staining my cheeks and my belly turning warm and tingly. I wanted to turn away, I really did. But I simply couldn't. It was like a magnetic force was guiding my eyes, making me openly gawk at the completely naked figure of Laxus standing there.

His head was leaning back, his arms raised as he rinsed the soap out of his hair and I admired his thick chest and ribbed stomach. Inevitably my gaze moved downward and I squirmed uncomfortably in my seat. I shouldn't be looking at him, shouldn't be sitting here like a complete pervert, peeping through a slit in the curtain. But… I was. I couldn't help it. His toned stomach flattened out, smoothing over his lower belly. I gulped nervously and continued my path down, staring overlong at his thick penis which hung heavily between his muscular thighs. My bodies reaction to this area of his body was startling, liquid heat coursing through my veins and pooling between my thighs. I didn't understand this feeling. A strange pulsing starting fluttering between my thighs and I pressed my legs together tightly to try to alleviate the ache.

My eyes were drawn back to his neck which was arched backwards as he let the water fall over his forehead and down his back. His eyes were closed and I heard a low rumbled slip up his throat, making a shiver race down my spine. My God, he was so hot! Of course I'd noticed before, you'd have to be blind not to. Just his size alone was jaw dropping. But now, seeing him in all his glory, his body wet and completely at ease… he was quite simply the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.

He reached out and grabbed another bottle off of the shelf and began pouring soap into his hands then started rubbing it over his body. He lathered his chest first, rubbing over his pecs and then under his arms. I couldn't help but wish it was me rubbing the soap all over his body. I trembled just at the thought. Instead, I pushed my knees closer to my chest and watched him intently, following the path of his hands as they traveled over his belly and then started washing his private area. I think I stopped breathing as I watched.

His hand slowly stroked over his flaccid cock, seeming to be caressing it more than washing it. Even if the entire guild caught on fire right this moment I don't think I'd be been able to tare my gaze from the sight.

All too soon his hand left the area and continued washing his legs. The wooden seat started to get uncomfortable and I couldn't help but squirm slightly, trying to find a better way to sit without dropping my feet to the ground. I was finally able to fold my legs beneath me and when I looked back up, Laxus's hand was on the shower knob and the water stopped.

I was slightly disappointed, my show over and I frowned as he picked up a towel and began wiping his body off. 'Well, maybe this wasn't so bad…'

He toweled off his hair first, leaving it spiky and sticking out at odd angles which was somehow totally sexy. Then he rubbed the towel over his torso, carefully drying off every inch of skin and moving down his body to his feet. A sudden urge to ask him if he wanted me to dry off his back assaulted my thoughts and I quickly shook my head and mentally kicked myself.

The next thing I knew, he had the towel knotted around his narrow hips, the fabric hanging dangerously low so that I could see the V of muscles leading to his shaft. He was still an incredible sight and my head moved with him as he stepped forward, towards the stall beside me where he'd dropped his clothes earlier. I had to bend slightly to see him, practically straining to get a last few glimpses and then suddenly the curtain flew to the side and I sat there, staring up into the face of the man I'd just been ogling at for the past 10 minutes.

My jaw dropped… my eyes wide. I tried to say something, anything to explain my presence but not a word would come out. Instead I sat there, staring up dumbly at him as he grinned down at me, a wicked slant to the tilt of his head.

"Enjoying the view?" he asked, leaning on the side of the stall, still holding the curtain back.

Somehow I managed to make a sound… sorta. It was more like a whimper though as I simply continued to stare at him. He chuckled and took a step forward, coming within arms distance of me.

"Speechless?" he commented, crossing his large arms over his chest.

I mumbled incoherently, attempting to speak, and then finally a word squeaked out. "How…"

He laughed again, the sound coming out deep and gruff. "How long did I know?"

I nodded my head, unable to stop staring at him. Even though I was mortified at getting caught, he was still nearly naked in front of me and it was very… distracting.

"Let's just say you have a very distinct scent."

Oh God! Did that mean… crap! He'd known all along! Blood rushed to my face. I needed to get out of there, now!

I unfolded my legs and stood up, rushing past him and out of the stall. I could hear his laughter behind me and then he called out, "Wait!" stopping me dead in my tracks.

I waited, the sound of my heavy breathing filling my ears till footsteps started to approach me from behind. My body tensed, the muscles in my back cramping with nervous anticipation. What was he doing? Was he going to yell at me? Get me in trouble? I wanted to flee but I couldn't move, dread weighing down my legs.

Finally the steps slowed and I could practically feel him behind me. I held my breath and closed my eyes, waiting till finally he said, "payback ought to be fun."

LOL! That was more fun than it should have been. Laxus is quite hot.