So I was thinking about the movie 'Homeward Bound' this morning and I thought that it would be funny if our favorite Hellhounds got lost in the middle of nowhere and had to find their way home! Remember to review!

Scorch, Omen, Shade, Ebony and Angel trotted up the Dublin airport happily, Ebony and Shade were visiting for the weekend and had decided that they wanted to see a plane take off. So they had walked from Valkyrie's house to the airport.

"Look, the plane's going to take off!" Ebony squealed.

The others topped talking about Skulduggery's hat obsession and looked up to see airport people loading large crates into a small airplane.

"Hey, do you guys smell that?" Scorch asked his sisters and brothers.

"Yeah, it smells like sausage." Angel agreed.

"OH, SAUSAGE!" Shade and Ebony squealed and ran off towards the plane.

"HEY, WAIT UP!" Scorch yelled and took off running after the two, Angel on his heels.

"Wait, what?" Omen turned around from sniffing the flower and chased his siblings.

Shade and Ebony ran right to one of the open boxes that the people were loading onto the plane and jumped in.

Scorch and Angel followed and Omen managed to scrabble in right when the airport employees came over to nail the lid on.

"Sausage," Scorch licked his lips as he looked around at the sausage cargo.

The hungry Hellhounds were so intent on eating the sausage that they didn't hear the lid being nailed onto the box sealing them inside.

The airport people then loaded the large crate onto the airplane and shut the door. The plane started up.

"Uh, guys?" Angel asked suddenly.

"Yeah?" The others looked up.

"Are we moving?"

Scorch gulped down another mouthful of meat. "We are moving through space at a rate of 390 kilometers per second, of course we are moving Angel, I don't need to be a rocket scientist to know that."

Everyone was staring at him.

"What? Mr. Bones is the one who said it, not me."

"'Mr. Bones?'" Shade asked.

"Skulduggery," Angel explained.

"Oh…" everyone said.

"And, I mean," Angel shot Scorch a look. "Are we moving in a way that we physically feel?"

Just then the Hellhounds were jarred by what felt like a large bump. Or an airplane gaining altitude.

"It's the apocalypse!" Ebony screamed.

"We're all gonna die!" Shade cried.

This sent everyone into a hysteria that was only stopped when Omen yelled "WE AREN'T GOING TO DIE!"

They stopped having panic attacks and looked at the black Hellhound curiously.

Omen sighed. "We climbed into a cargo box that was filled with sausages and when we were eating them the airport employees nailed the lid on."

"Oh." Everyone went quiet.

"Also we would be able to survive the apocalypse so there really is no need to panic."

"Right."

The plane's engine hummed and suddenly Scorch yawned. "Sausages make me sleepy."

Ebony yawned. "Me too."

The two curled up and the other three joined them.

Soon all five Hellhounds were in beddy-bye land.

Until they landed.