Apologies for any…explicit language.

Karkat slammed his door as soon as he got home and sank against it, cursing the very thought of what he did. He imagined John was probably shaking like a leaf and praying to his 'no homo' god. With a snarl he got up and went to his room, curling up on his bed.

After debating several torturous ways to mangle himself on a sharp stick, he decided he just wouldn't care anymore. Fuck what Egbert thought. He got up and went to his computer. Karkat's instincts told him that the human was basically his mate spirit, so maybe if he wore him down….talked to him…FUCK!

He snarled again and slammed his forehead on his abused keyboard. This is what he had done to get the caps lock key stuck, so it probably wouldn't help anything. Actually, there was probably a dent forming on the numerous letters and keys, straining under the press of a short and angry troll.

"God damn it! Get it together Karkat." He yelled at himself, internally ranting about how soft and fleshy humans always caved under pressure.

Karkat let his head rest on the device for many more minutes, a thought forming in his head. Maybe he should talk to his morail, Gamzee Makara, first.

carcinoGeneticist began trolling terminallyCapricious at 9: 05

CG: GAMZEE GET YOUR CLOWN ASS ONLINE.

CG: NOW DAMNIT!

CG: I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, DUMBASS.

TC: WhAt's uP KaRbRo?

CG: I KISSED THE JOHN HUMAN.

CG: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS I THINKING!

CG: GAMZEE?

CG: …

carcinoGeneticist ceased trolling terminallyCapricious at 9: 10

That was of no help. Karkat briefly let his thoughts wonder before sighing. Gamzee was probably with Tavros. He couldn't blame the troll for wanting to be with his mate spirit. Him and Tavros had been together a lot lately.

Karkat decided he would put a plan in motion. There was no way that John wouldn't fall for him. In all his movies (The human ones), The guy always got the girl. Well, in this case, the guy gets the guy…but whatever.

As the plan formed, Karkat smirked.

Not much action, Sorry. Computer on the fritz…Finally managed to make this and another chappie for a dif story. Promise of a long chapter next.

-CD