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TG: sup karkat hows it hangin
CG: OH PRETTY ALRIGHT, EXCEPT *SOMEONE* BROKE INTO MY BLOCK TO DRAW A GIGANTIC HUMAN BULGE ON THE WALL.
CG: HAVE ANY IDEA WHO IT MAY HAVE BEEN, STRIDER?
TG: hahahaha thats genius dude
TG: i wish i could own up to that awesome stunt but unfortunately i have no clue vantas
CG: BULLSHIT YOU DON'T!
TG: is it a big one
CG: WHO ELSE WOULD DO IT?
TG: i dont know anyone who knew what a human bulge looked like
TG: theyre beautiful man
CG: NO THEY ARE NOT.
TG: once you get a glimpse you cant get em out of your head
TG: ok question
TG: what do you have under those wound up knickers of yours vantas
CG: WOW NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
TG: just a little curiosity man is it so awful to want to know more about the aliens im dealing with here
CG: MAYBE IF YOU GET FAR IN A QUADRANT WITH SOMEONE YOU'LL FIND OUT, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU.
TG: hey karkat
TG: you hate me right
CG: OR YOUR SINGLE HUMAN QUADRANT WHATEVER.
TG: or
CG: WHAT?
TG: do i need to make you
TG: i dont know remind me again how that hate bullshit works
CG: YES I HATE YOU MORE THAN I HAVE POSSIBLY HATED ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
CG: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HATE *HATE* YOU.
TG: ohohoh damn kitkat im honored
TG: ok whats the difference
TG: you hate me
TG: and you obviously want to fuck me senseless so why cant you tell me what your junk looks like
TG: ill be your kismewhatever if i need to dude i really want to know
CG: MY HATE FOR YOU IS PLATONIC. YOU COULD SHOVE A WOODEN CLUB WITH NAILS DRIVEN THROUGH IT UP YOUR HUMAN RECTUM AND I WOULD NOT GIVE A SHIT. IF I HATE HATED YOU, I'D WANT TO SEE THAT TO LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN AND RUB DIRT IN YOUR EYES AFTER I BROKE YOUR SHITTY SHADES THAT HIDE GOD KNOWS WHAT, SOME KIND OF DEFORMITY PROBABLY.
TG: no man
TG: the shades are for your own protection
CG: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS, DIDN'T I MAKE THAT RULE CLEAR?
CG: I DO NOT WANT YOU IN MY BLACK QUADRANT.
TG: if you saw behind them your clothes might melt straight off
TG: aw come on karkitty 33333333
TG: no one has to know
TG: i wont even tell lalonde
CG: HA. THAT'S A LAUGH. IF ANYTHING I THINK MY SKIN MAY FUSE TO MY CLOTHING TO ENSURE IT STAYS ON FOREVER AFTER A SIGHT LIKE THAT.
TG: dont hate on the eyes bro
TG: trust me theyre panty droppers
CG: I AM NOT LABELING YOU MY KISMESIS JUST TO EASE MY CONSCIENCE TO SHOW YOU MY BULGE.
TG: then just show me
CG: THAT'S NOT HOW SHIT WORKS.
CG: WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED?
CG: I HAVE NO INTEREST TO SEE YOUR HUMAN BULGE.
TG: you know what a human bulge looks like
TG: kind of
TG: i have no idea what the hells going on in your pants
TG: im curious
TG: striders gotta know
TG: what if i need the knowledge someday
CG: NO THEY DO NOT GOTTA KNOW.
CG: THEN YOU ASK YOUR MATESPRIT OR KISMESIS.
TG: awwwwww come on vantas
CG: A THOUSAND FUCK NOS.
TG: i dont have anyone to ask and you seem to hate me enough that youd never tell anyone i saw your freakish junk
TG: problem is if i ask someone to show me their dick
TG: ill have to fuck them
CG: HUMANS ARE THE ONES WITH FREAKISH JUNK.
TG: see i cant really ask someone i dont want to fuck
TG: nope my cock is majestic as fuck dont hate till you try it
CG: DID YOU JUST SUBTLY TELL ME YOU WANT TO FUCK ME?
TG: maybe i did
TG: i dont know
TG: depends
CG: THAT'S NOT REALLY SURPRISING WITH ALL THE BLACK FLIRTING YOU DO.
TG: youre hot ok
TG: im hot
TG: makes sense
TG: if were going to be stuck here might as well relieve some of the hormones
TG: its just practical
TG: i might even let you top if you were good
CG: THE PROBLEM WITH ALL THAT IS I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN GET MY BULGE OUT.
TG: wait its not out all the time the fuck
TG: ok but
CG: NO?
TG: i could totes give you a boner if thats what you mean
CG: IS YOURS?
TG: yeah
CG: ISN'T THAT UNCOMFORTABLE?
TG: it just kinda hangs there
CG: GROSS.
TG: look
TG: vantas
TG: trust me
TG: dave strider has a choice ass
TG: lets just get us some of these babies .
TG: and get on with it
TG: its only a matter of time
TG: its obvs gonna happen eventually
CG: UGH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
CG: WHY WOULD YOU BRING BUCKETS INTO THIS?!
CG: YOU THINK WE REALLY FIND BUCKETS SEXY, DAVE?
TG: i dont know i thought they had some weird sexual meaning or some shit
CG: DO YOU EVEN *UNDERSTAND* BUCKETS AND HOW TRAUMATIZING THEY ARE TO US?
TG: what the fuck do you use them for anyway
CG: YES THEY DO BUT SEXUAL MEANING ISN'T ALWAYS A GOOD THING.
TG: far as im concerned it is
CG: BASICALLY, A DRONE COMES TO YOUR HIVE WITH ONE AND FORCES YOU TO FILL IT WITH YOUR MATESPRIT OR KISMESIS.
TG: oh
CG: IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, YOU'RE FUCKING *DEAD*.
TG: do they watch you do the nasty
CG: YES.
CG: THEY STAND RIGHT FUCKING THERE.
TG: thats kinky as fuck man
CG: WAITING FOR YOU TO FINISH.
CG: NO IT'S FUCKED UP AND A FATE NO TROLL CAN ESCAPE.
CG: EXCEPT FOR NOW.
TG: so no buckets then
TG: fine
CG: I THOUGHT I THREW ALL THE BUCKETS OFF THE METEOR.
TG: we can still bang though
TG: ha you tried
TG: i bet ampora as a fucking room full
CG: FUCK YOU HE DOES NOT AND DID NOT.
TG: ok ok ok
TG: but if we dont need the buckets
TG: then were all set
TG: so
TG: whatre you waiting for vantas
TG: come get a handful of this strider meat
CG: YOU FOR SURE WON'T TELL ANYONE?
TG: promise
TG: i swear on my shades dude
CG: I MIGHT JUST SNAP THOSE IN HALF WHEN WE'RE THROUGH.
TG: try and youre dead
CG: I'LL TAKE THAT AS A CHALLENGE.
CG: WHERE SHOULD WE DO THIS THEN.
TG: come find me
TG: you know regardless of those nubby things on your head you really are a horny little shit
CG: SHUT UP.
TG: out of curiosity
TG: what happens if i touch your horns
CG: IF YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR BLOCK IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES THEN YOU MISSED YOUR CHANCE.
CG: WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCKING FIND OUT.
TG: alright alright calm down on my way kitkat
TG: the doors open just come in when you get here
CG: FINE.
CG: *It's not too long after that Karkat's at Dave's door hesitantly reaching to open it. He takes a deep breath before he forces himself to turn the knob and push, quickly entering and shutting the door behind him.* STRIDER?
TG: *dave is chilling on his bed in the coolest way possible with a mischievous grin on his face* sup karkitty
TG: knew you couldnt resist *stand up walking toward karkat*
CG: *Karkat has to stop himself from rolling his eyes and keeps a steady glare on Dave as he approaches.* YEAH WELL YOU PISSED ME OFF ENOUGH TO NEED SOMETHING TO BITE INTO.
TG: *grabs him by his shoulders and spins him around till karkat is sitting on the edge of his bed. dave straddles his lap* lets get this show on the road vantas
CG: *His eyes widen momentarily as he's spun and pushed down to sit on the bed. He somewhat leans back on his hands.* WHATEVER JUST DON'T MAKE ME REGRET IT.
TG: *dave chuckles before he violently jams his lips into karkats, kissing him with all of the force he can muster up*
TG: *his hand reaches down to the hem of karkats shirt, slipping gently up it*
CG: MPH. *He hums in annoyance as their lips are mushed together and presses back into it, his claws gripping at the sheets of bed.*
TG: *dave manages to get karkats botton lip between his teeth and tugs on it*
TG: *he pulls away from the kiss and starts to tease at karkats jaw with his mouth, his hands making their way further up his shirt*
CG: *He growls at the tug to his lip, glancing at the human in irritation. He raises a brow to the hands travelling up his abdomen.* I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU'RE EXPECTING TO FIND THERE.
TG: nipples dipshit
TG: believe or not they can feel good
TG: wait
TG: what the fuck
TG: *his hands reach where karkats nipples should be*
TG: where the fuck are your nips man
CG: HAVING SOME TROUBLES STRIDER?
CG: WHY WOULD I HAVE NIPPLES?
TG: jeses fucking christ is it all just skin up here
CG: YES.
TG: do you even know what nipples are
CG: SOME BEASTS HAVE THEM SO I KNOW OF THEM.
CG: AND YOU HAVE THEM.
CG: WHICH IS PRETTY HILARIOUS.
TG: my nipples are majestic dont hate
TG: *reaches down to pull his own shirt over his head*
TG: look at those beauties
TG: *daves hands return to the hem of karkats shirt, tugging it upward*
CG: THEY'RE PINK.
TG: pretty right
CG: *Karkat lifts his arms to allow Dave to pull off his shirt to actual reveal his lack of nipples and belly button. On his sides are 3 red bumps protruding his skin.*
TG: *eyes karkat up and down, a smirk growing on his lips. he leans in close to karkats ear*
TG: wanna lick em
CG: DEPENDS.
TG: on
CG: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO LEAK SOME KIND OF HUMAN MILK, ARE THEY?
TG: hahahaha no dude only pregnant chicks do that
CG: PREGNANT?
CG: HUMANS GET PREGNANT?
TG: nevermind this is a conversation for another time
CG: WHATEVER.
TG: get on with it karkitty
TG: try em out
CG: *Karkat leans forward, gripping his waist to keep him still as he drags the rough surface of his tongue along one of his nipples.*
TG: *dave moans, barely managing to keep it sounding cool*
TG: youre not half bad at this vantas
TG: *tangles a hand in his hair, pulling karkat back up to meet his lips again*
TG: *dave leans into karkat causing him to fall flat onto the bed under him*
CG: *Karkat keeps a grip on his waist, softly dragging his along the soft skin. He presses back into the kiss, tilting his head to a slight angle to deepen it.*
TG: *chuckles* eager little troll arent we *slips his hand down to unbutton karkats pants*
TG: *starts to kiss below karkats jaw* so tell me how i get this bulge of yours to come out or whatever
CG: YOU'RE JUST AS EAGER, IF NOT, MORE. *He props himself up with his elbows.*
CG: WHAT, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ON A TROLL?
CG: AND HERE I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALL YOUR GAME PLANS FIGURED OUT.
TG: i do
TG: just checking if there was like
TG: some sort of tribal mating ritual i had to do or something
TG: *suddenly pulls karkats pants down to his ankles*
TG: *starts kissing him again, moving down his chest*
TG: shit wait
TG: i forgot something *between kisses*
TG: *brings his lips back up to karkats neck and reaches a hand up toward his short horns*
TG: *his left hand grabs hold of one and starts to rub the base*
CG: *Karkat gasps softly, shutting his eyes and biting his lip.* F-FUCK.
TG: hahaha oh shit bro
TG: i think i found your spot
TG: *brings his other hand up to rub karkats other horn*
CG: SH-SHUT UP.
TG: *right next to karkats ear* youre cute when youre horny
CG: *He tilts his head back a bit, pressing his horns aganst his hands more with a held back moan.* NNH...
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CG: *A slight rumble begins to form in the back of his throat as Dave continues.*
TG: *dave is now sitting over where karkats bulge is starting to come out, and starts to slowly rock himself on it*
TG: what happens *dave pushes karkats head down just enough so he can reach his horn with his mouth* if i do this
TG: *dave slowly drags his tongue up and over the tip of one of karkats horns*
TG: *still rutting against him*
CG: *He gasps sharply, his hips pressing up against Dave, coaxing his bulge out more. He bites his lip with a groan as the rumbling in his throat gets louder.*
CG: O-OH FUUCK... MMH.
TG: *dave removes one of his hands from karkats horns to unbutton his own pants, undoing them and pulling them down quickly*
TG: *dave breathes heavily, clearly trying to stifle moans*
CG: O-OH, WHAT THE FUCK IS *THAT*?
TG: oh my precious virgin karkat
TG: its a dick
CG: THE DRAWINGS LOOK BETTER.
TG: *grabs karkats hand and wraps it around his own length, moving it up and down, showing him what he likes*
TG: like i said kitkat
TG: dont hate till you try it
CG: *He gasps, biting at his lip as he gently squeezes, allowing Dave to guide is hand.*
CG: THAT'S. FUCK.
TG: *he goes back to rubbing karkats horns, biting and licking at his jaw*
TG: what do you think kittykat
TG: *moans softly*
TG: nngh... no need to be so gentle
CG: *He lifts his hips enough for his Bulge to reach him once it's full unsheathed, letting his bulge wrap itself around Dave's with a soft groan. He removes his hand from him to place on his hip instead to pull him closer.*
TG: h-holy shit
TG: *moaning, starting to lose his cool facade*
TG: your dick is like a *moans* fucking snake
CG: *He rocks his hips up, his bulge tightening it's hold on him and squirming.*
CG: NNNH... REALLY? THOUGHT IT WAS MORE LIKE A TENTACLE.
TG: fuck ok
TG: y-yeah
TG: a really
TG: hot tentacle
TG: shit vantas
TG: *daves grip on karkats horn tightens and his right hand slides down to the troll's bulge*
TG: apparently
TG: ngnnhh..
TG: *having trouble getting the words out*
TG: you have some sort of pussy under there too *he says this as he finds karkats nook*
TG: *laughing lightly, he forcefully pushes a finger inside of karkat*
CG: *His claws dig into Dave's hips as he rocks against him more.* YEAH, DON'T Y- OOOH FFFMMN. *His back arches with a low groan, pressing his hips up more as he inserts his finger deeper. He head turns to the side as he pants for breath.*
CG: AH.. F-FUCK, STRIDER.
TG: *lowly whispers in to karkats ear* you like that dont you *he roughly pushes another finger inside of him*
CG: *Karkat whimpers a moan, nodding his head and spreading his legs further in response. His hips jerk up to rut against him as his claws scratch at his hips.*
TG: wow vantas never knew you were so dirty *he starts to pull away from karkats bulge*
TG: turn over
CG: *He whines as he pulls away but eventually does as he's told and turns over.*
CG: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
TG: patience is a virtue
TG: *he positions his cock at karkats nook and grabs hold of one of the trolls horns before thrusting into him with immense force*
CG: BEING A FUCKING ASSHO- NNNNNGH F-FUCK! *He bites back on his lip, burying his head into the mattress, muffling his voice.* MNPPH.. MMH.
TG: *groaning
TG: that feels ngnh.. good d-doesnt it kittykat
CG: *His hips raise a bit more, quivering in pleasure for him to continue. His bulge curls up, rubbing against itself.*
TG: ugh... fuck... vantas youre so tight *slams into him harder*
CG: *He whimpers a groan into the mattress, rocking his hips back against him.* F-FUCK NNGH. D-DAVE.
TG: shit
TG: *he feels himself getting close, and grabs on to karkats hips, slamming him back on his dick*
TG: yes oh f-fuck
TG: im gonna... fuuuck
TG: *his whole body tenses up*
TG: *he doesnt pull out of karkat, who is moaning beneath him*
TG: *dave moans as he releases his load into the trolls nook*
CG: AH! D-DAVE, NNGH... *He grips at the sheets, ripping through them with his claws as his nook quivers around him. He turns his head to the side, resting it against the mattress as he pants out, feeling the humans fluids drip down his thighs.*
TG: *dave pants and flops down to rest beside karkat on his bed*
TG: fuck
CG: YOU FUCKING. NNH. DID IT IN ME.
TG: do you guys not do that
TG: oh
TG: howd it feel
CG: WE TRY *NOT* TO. I MEAN IT'S COMMON COURTESY TO AT LEAST ASK.
CG: I'M NOT FUCKING DONE ASSHOLE.
TG: i mean when i came inside you
TG: but yeah
TG: dont worry i got it covered
TG: *leans over to put his fingers back in karkats nook*
CG: ...IT WAS ALRIGHT.
TG: *his other hand reaches up toward his horns*
CG: NNMH... AH.
CG: F-FUCK.
TG: *dave can feel karkats bulge wrapping around his wrist as he fingers him*
TG: *he starts to kiss the back of his neck from where hes lying behind him, biting and sucking at the skin*
CG: F-FUCK, DAVE AHN... *His hips rock back against his fingers, panting and muttering broken Alternian as he's nearing his finish.*
TG: *moaning into karkats neck at his response, moving his fingers faster*
CG: *A hand grips at Dave's arm as he begins to gasp out moan after moan. His body tenses and his nook tightens around his fingers as his back arches with a mewl, releasing his red tinted genetic material onto the bed in a large quantity.* NNMAH! STRIDEERR... NGHHH...
TG: *giggling lightly in surprise, his mouth drops open as he watches karkat come* holy shit dude its red
TG: ohhh my god that is so fucking cool
TG: *he pulls his fingers out of karkats nook and brings them up to his mouth, tentatively sticking out his tongue and lightly brushing it against his red stained hand*
CG: *He pants softly, trying to catch his breath. He turns to look at Dave, a bit dazed.* O-OF COURSE IT'S RED, MY BLOOD IS RED. WHAT COLOR IS YO- OH MY GOD. *His face flushes a bright red as he watches him.*
TG: mmm
TG: tastes sweet hahaha
TG: damn
TG: mines white dipshit
TG: also doesnt taste like fucking cotton candy
TG: dude this is delicious
TG: *continues to lick at his hand until there is no more of karkats genetic material on it*
TG: might just have to eat you out next time
CG: WHY'S IT WHI- OH MY GOD STOP LICKING IT. *He rolls back over so he cannot see him.*
CG: NEXT TIME?
TG: fuck yes come on tell me that wasnt amazing
TG: youre so hot
TG: fuck
TG: *reaches his arm around karkat, pulling him into a spooning position*
CG: ...IF THERE'S A NEXT TIME, CAN YOU AT LEAST LAST A BIT LONGER?
TG: man sorry i havent gotten off in like weeks
TG: but yeah ill jerk it before dont worry bbg
CG: THEN ALRIGHT.. *He leans back against Dave a bit, folding his arms.*
TG: i always knew you were a cuddler vantas *dave chuckles, giving the back of karkats shoulder a quick peck*
CG: YOU MIGHT NEED NEW SHEETS BY THE WAY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S GOING TO WASH OUT.
TG: nah its cool i like it
CG: YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRD.
TG: youre the one with jizz that tastes like strawberries *nuzzles into karkat, hugging him closer*
CG: YOUR TASTE BUDS MUST BE FRIED. *His face flushes again. He folds his arms over Dave's with a yawn.*
TG: night karkitty
CG: STOP CALLING ME THAT.
TG: nah