So, this idea came into my head...and instead of making a new story, I thought just post it on this, since it has the same idea of the story. I hope it makes since. Sorry if it doesn't.


A man walked into the sliding doors of Smarty Mart excitedly, "This place just gets better and better, you know that, Shego?"

"Can we just get what we came here for and leave," she let out a huge sigh as she, and the young girl she held the hand of, joined Dr. Drakken.

"Shego," Drakken scolded before grabbing a shopping cart and taking out his shopping list. "Now, we need milk. You know how much the henchmen love milk with their cookies. We also need cookies."

"Don't get anything we don't need," Shego told him as they began to shop. "You know you and your junk food addiction, Dr. D."


"Now, Donny, my boy," Ron walked into the store, holding hands with his young son, "This is the place where I use to work!"

The young boy looked around the store. He saw obese women fighting over a sweater that was on sale, a worker cleaning off throw up from they ground, and a screaming toddler running away from his mother, "It looks great, dad," he faked a smile.

"It's the only place I trust to shop," his father continued as Rufus came out of his pocket. "And it's where I met my main man Rufus!"

"Ron," Kim joined in, "Can we just get our groceries and leave?"

"No can do, K. S.," Ron responded, "Then you'll miss the whole Smarty Mart experience."

Kim rolled her eyes before joining her husband in the 'Smarty Mart Experience'.


"Let's see," Drakken looked at the choices for cake mix, "Chocolate does seem nice...but it seems too original."

"Maybe strawberry," his daughter suggested. "That could change things up."

"Yes.. but what about-"

"Please just pick one," said an impatient Shego.

"I can't decide," he turned to his daughter, "You pick."

"Strawberry," she decided as she grabbed the cake mix. "And if we don't like it, we'll force the henchmen to eat it!"

"Yes, I like it," Drakken smiled.

"Okay, you got your cake mix. Can we go home now," Shego asked tiredly.

"Not just yet, Shego," Drakken replied. "We still have a few more items to get before we're ready to go home." Dr. Drakken began to ramble on about the items they needed, which his daughter tuned out easily. A trait she was thankful her mother passed on to her.

She turned to a sign with the word 'Toys' spelled out that caught her attention. "Mom," she tugged her mother's shirt. Shego looked down at her with a bored expression on her face. "I'm going over to look at the toys." Her mother nodded, then continued to tune out Dr. Drakken.


"Hey, look at this, Kim," Ron ran up to her. "They have a deal, buy five ketchup bottles and get a free t-shirt!"

"We don't need five bottles of ketchup, Ron! Put it back," Kim commanded.

"Please," Ron begged.

"Fine," Kim gave in.

"Mom," their son spoke, "Can I go look at the toys?"

"Sure," his mother agreed. "But stay there and don't go anywhere else until we come and get you," Kim added as her son began to run off. He nodded his head in agreement.


In all honesty, the toy section of the store wasn't all that better from the rest of the store. But on occasion, there would be a cool toy worth taking a glance at. Plus, it was a great way for kids to get out of shopping with their parents.

He entered the toy section with an equal aged, dark-haired girl already there. She was hitting and shaking one of the toys, trying to make it work.

"There's a button," he explained, walking up to her. She looked at him weirdly as he pressed the button to turn on the toy. The girl let go of the item and walked over to mess with another toy. "..You're welcome," he said quietly, rolling his eyes. He couldn't help but feel the awkward silence that was in the air. "..So," he began, "Are you waiting for your parents to get done shopping too?"

She turned and nodded yes to him.

Again it was up to him to fill the silence. "Yeah, my dad loves this place."

"Mine too," the girl replied awkwardly.

"I'm Donny," he introduced with a smile

"Lucy," she said plainly before turning back to the toy she was playing with.

"Does your dad bring you here often," he asked.

"Not usually," she replied, not really wanting to talk to him. "Sometimes my mom makes him go someplace else."

"My mom tries to do that," he smiled, "But he loves this place too much to be forced to go anywhere else."

"My dad does too," she replied, "But he's more afraid of my mom's plasma attack than his love for this place."

He looked at her startled. "Her what?"

"Lucy, we're leaving," her father announced, walking into the aisle where the two children were talking. "Who is this boy? No boys! Not until you're forty!"

"Dad," she screamed in embarrassment.

"You're dad is blue?"

"You're a ginger!"

"Donny, we're checking out," Kim told him, but stopped when she noticed Dr. Drakken. "What are you doing here?"

"Kim Possible?"

"It's Stoppable now," Ron corrected.

"I never thought my past would come back and haunt me," Shego groaned. "Come on, Lucy. Let's wait in the car while your dad...does his ranting."

"You're not going to stay and fight, Shego," Drakken asked in confusion.

"I'm not your little assistant anymore, Dr. D," she replied.

"And yet you still call him Dr. D," Kim commented.

"This," she pointed at the Stoppable family, "Is the reason I don't like shopping here!"

"Can we go," Lucy asked her parents.

"Yes," Shego agreed, "We're going."

Drakken looked into the Stoppable's cart, "Ooh..is that the 'buy five ketchup bottles, get a free t-shirt' deal?"

"Yeah," Ron replied happily.

"I saw the adds for it, but couldn't find it anywhere," Drakken announced.

"That's because you have to go to the front and ask for it," Ron told him, "Come on, I'll show you!"

"Oh, goody," Drakken said exultingly, following him to the front.

"Men," Shego breathed.

"Tell me about it," Kim replied with the same annoyance in her breath as Shego.


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