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masturbating!ectoBiologist [EB] joined chat.
turntechGodhead [TG] joined chat.
TG: hey bro
TG: whats up
TG: i can guess but how bout i make you tell me
EB: wh-what?
TG: aw egbert i know youre hot for some of this
TG: dont be ashamed
TG: picturing my plush rump in all its glory
TG: its okay
EB: ...
TG: i understand
EB: dave.
TG: what
EB: i am.
TG: wait
TG: what
TG: oh
TG: damn egbert what happened to your 'not a homosexual' bullshit
TG: although im not complaining
EB: i dont know.
TG: the strider was too much for you huh
EB: maybe.
TG: so tell me egderp
TG: im still not clear on this
TG: what exactly are you doing right now
TG: ;)
TG: oh god
TG: no
TG: never again
TG: that face
TG: but answer me
EB: i was jacking off stupid.
TG: i know just wanted to make you say it
EB: why?
TG: to see how catatonic youd go having to talk about something as personal as your meatstick
TG: seems like youre not too shy after all
TG: jeez egbert where have you been hiding your horny self
EB: *shrugs*
TG: so what godly image is it in your egbertian mind that is setting your hormones on fire
TG: is it the red eyes
TG: its the red eyes
TG: isnt it
EB: you in general
EB: red eyes and all
TG: aw youre cute john
EB: whatever you say
TG: to be honest i cant say i havent thought about that choice ass of yours while playing with my own joystick
EB: ...
EB: well then.
TG: ironically
TG: thats what i meant
TG: yeah lets go with ironically
EB: my god.
EB: *facepalm
TG: hey sorry i know my coolness is a little flustering but keep your panties on
TG: or dont
TG: i dont care
TG: god damn it egderp
TG: ok
TG: feelings time
TG: you are cute as fuck
TG: i miss you
TG: and
TG: ok nevermind thats it
EB: well then.
TG: come on john your turn you derp
TG: feelings time
TG: got to get those feels out in the open its not good to keep them inside
TG: could cause indigestion
EB: you are the hottest thing in the universe and i wnat you here right now
TG: damn
TG: if i had the money for a plane ticket to dc id be on my way right now egbert
TG: never thought id hear you say that
EB: i have money for a plane
TG: id come all the way over there just to see the look on your face while i showed you the strider moves
TG: john
TG: thats a lot of money
EB: yup
TG: are you sure
EB: yes!
TG: because i could always break into bros dresser drawer
TG: i mean im pretty hot and bothered right now i think itd be worth it
EB: no i can come tomarrow
TG: really
TG: omg
TG: john
EB: yes
TG: ok
TG: so
TG: you know feelings time right i didnt really finish what i was going to say
TG: so
TG: feelings time again
TG: yeah
EB: go on..
TG: egbert youre a ridiculous derp but youre so damn cute and i love you
TG: ok its done
TG: its out
TG: you can breathe now
EB: i love you too
TG: really
TG: wow
TG: this is awesome
EB: just got the ticket online
TG: unironically
TG: yessss
TG: dude this is going to be amazing just dont make me watch any of those shitty movies ok
EB: my flight leaves tomarrow morning
EB: and i wont!
TG: ill come get you from the airport
EB: ok good.
TG: strider out
TG: see ya tomorrow egderp
EB: alright
TG: egbert
TG: egbert hmu when you land
EB: ok!
EB: *the next day when the fligh lands
EB: *pulls out his phone and sends you a text to let you know hes here*
TG: *dave comes half walking half running to the gate trying to hide his giant smile*
TG: *grabs you and gives you the biggest bear hug*
EB: *hugs you back*
EB: hey dave!
TG: sup john
TG: looking good
TG: what is that i smell in your hair is that vanilla
EB: mhmm.
TG: *chuckles*
TG: and whats that i feel on my leg egbert
TG: never got the job done last night huh
EB: no..
TG: man you must be in all sorts of pain we need to get that shit sorted out
EB: lets go then!
TG: *grabs the handle of your suitcase and puts other arm around your shoulder*
TG: *walks you to the car*
EB: lets get to your house!
TG: yes sir
EB: *hops in the car*
TG: *fifteen minutes later*
TG: alright were here egderp
TG: ill get your shit
EB: *gets out and runs inside*
TG: *yells after you* bros out of town djing for the week so we have the place to ourselves
TG: *follows you inside and closes the door*
TG: what do you want to do egderp
EB: i think you can figure that out.
TG: yeah
TG: *pushes you gently against a wall and whispers into your ear*
TG: we should probably get rid of this
TG: *hand slips between your legs*
EB: *moans slightly
TG: *giggles*
TG: eager arent you
EB: mhmm!
TG: come on i havent even given you the tour yet
TG: lemme show you my room
EB: ok
TG: *leads you through a door on the left*
TG: *swings you around and pushes you till youre sitting on the edge of the bed*
EB: this is your room?
TG: yeah
TG: bigger than my old one
TG: havent had a lot of time to put posters up and shit though
EB: that doesnt matter
TG: *straddles your lap and starts to kiss your neck gently*
TG: *between kisses* tell me egbert
TG: top or bottom
EB: your topping
TG: thats what i thought *shoves you down till youre lying flat*
EB: heh..
TG: *my hands make their way up your shirt, lightly brushing over your nipples*
TG: tell me what you want me to do to you
EB: i want you to fuck me raw..
TG: like it rough huh
TG: im good with that
TG: *starts to lift your shirt off*
EB: holds his arms up*
TG: *throws your shirt behind, not caring to check where it lands*
TG: *starts to kiss a trail down your chest
EB: *writhes and twitches*
EB: hnn..
TG: *chuckles, slowly unbuttoning your shorts*
TG: *moaning* shit egbert youre hard
EB: mhmmm..
TG: *pulls of your shorts quickly and takes the top of your boxers in my teeth*
EB: *moans*
TG: *teasingly pulls down your boxers until youre fully exposed*
TG: oh fuck
TG: shit john you have one glorious dick
TG: jegus
TG: *stands up to take of my clothes*
EB: mmmm...
TG: *with only boxers on, bends down so my mouth is an inch away from your cock*
EB: dave..
TG: *slowly drags tongue up the underside of your dick, all the way to the tip*
EB: oooohhh.. daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeee
TG: tell me you want it
TG: ill give it to you if youre persuasive enough
TG: *teasingly licks at the head of your dick*
EB: i fucking want it.
TG: i believe you *smirks*
TG: *without warning takes your whole cock in my mouth*
EB: *gasps and moans your name*
TG: *moves head up and down with no restraint*
TG: *slides off of you* gog you are so fucking hot
EB: dave..
TG: *kisses you ferociously while grasping desperately and your dick*
TG: still want me to fuck you raw john?
EB: yeees!
TG: turn over