The Last Chapter and an extra-long one! It was a long way up to this point, I hope this will tie up everything this story started and YES I will Finally add Bayonetta and Joy to Luis' women group, so please stop asking ^ ^

I may add few omakes after the epilogue as Extra-chapters so to use all those scenes I couldn't "fit" inside a normal chapter, depending on how this one is received by the readers of course.

As always, I remind to whoever may be interested that I left three challenges on my profile, it may make me awfully happy seeing one ( or maybe all of them?) accepted by someone.

Please? I write your favourite stories, it's the least you can do (Guilt Trip at 150%) ^ ^

By the way, after this story is finished I will start a new one called "The Chef and the Shinobi" a Naruto/Toriko crossover that will take place completely in Toriko's world (The Gourmet World especially) I hope that this new project too will meet the same enthusiasm "Sexy Umbra Wizard" had. I'll say it right now, the Prologue might seem with an OP Naruto, but it's only a pretext for me to leave out completely the Elemental Country from the Story, he WILL have his challenges, don't worry.

It was a Pleasure writing this story ^ ^

A special thanks goes to Akaluan for helping me with the fighting scene, you are awesome, my friend ^ ^

LET'S ROCK FOR THE LAST TIME!

" You bastard" - demon talking / jutsu

"Let's finish this" - dialogue

" Can it get any worse? " - during flashback/Thoughts

Disclaimer: (just because They force me to say it over and over) I don't own Naruto or Bayonetta or whatever I will use and I already used nor I make this for profit, I do this just for fun.

-Remember: Luis Umbra (Naruto)

Final Chapter: A Fanboy Attacks? LET'S DANCE BOYS!

Hidden Base under the Kage Tower – Rain village -

Fwap! Fwap! Fwap!

A solitary man was secretly plotting his revenge against Konoha

Fwap! Fwap! Fwap! "Oooh!" the figure moaned...while polishing his kunai

As I said...He was focusing all his being into planning carefully how to eliminate his greatest enemy.

Fwap! Fwap! Fwap! "Oh, Konan! you are so pretty!" the man moaned while looking at a giant wall covered by pictures of the blue-haired woman he had secretly took without her noticing while sleeping, showering or training.

HE. WAS. FOCUSING. ON. REVENGE!

Fwap! Fwap! Fwap! "You are too cute, Konan...I know you are not interested in that loser with the silly mask...I am the only one able to understand you! AAAHN!" he said caressing with his free hand a life-sized doll he himself created using Konan's hair he took from the shower in her room and dressed with one of her spare cloaks of Akatsuki.

Sigh! On with the story...

Konoha? – main plaza under the Hokage Tower –

"Citizens of Konoha, we are here reunited to celebrate the wedding of the village hero Luis Umbra and Tenten Higurashi" Minato said as the white dressed girl was looking enraptured the boy's manly face with nothing but adoration and Love shining in her eyes.

"If any of you has any reason as to why this young couple shouldn't marry speaks now or forever hold your peace" the Hokage then said looking at the whole population of Konoha and the other villages present there that day with the other Kages glaring at whoever may dare speak against them.

"I...I can't marry you, Tenten" Luis said for the utter shock of the bride and everyone else

"W-W-WHY!?" the horrified girl said with fat tears already escaping her eyes

"Because I never loved you...I always held my feelings hidden because I know that my one TRUE love will never love me back" the sad boy said sighing sadly

"Who...who is she?" Tenten asked between sobs while falling on her knees "I can change! I can become like her! Just tell me what I do wrong! Please don't leave me!" she then said with an hysteric cry of desperation while clinging to his legs

"You can't be like her, it's impossible! she is the most beautiful, sexy, smart, loyal, brave, strong, sexy woman of the whole world...out of any mortal or god's reach" Luis said looking at Mikoto Uchiha longingly

"You are talking about me, Luis?" Mikoto asked with wide eyes

"Yes, I am talking about you my beautiful, sexy, incredible Goddess of Beauty and Sexiness...I know that you will never love me back, but I am ready to stay alone and watch you from distance, satisfying my heart with every gentle smile you give me and spending the rest of my life dreaming to even just hold your hand" the boy answered as the people watching started crying at the touching scene

"I-I love you too Luis" Mikoto said with watering eyes and trembling voice

"Then please, please my one and only Love, my Hime, My Be-all and End-all, my Everything...Marry me, make me the luckiest and happiest man on Earth right here and right now!" Luis said kneeling in front of her

"Yes! Yes I'll marry you!" Mikoto squeaked as the boy kissed her with inhuman passion and desire

"Then, with the power my status as Hokage gives me, I declare you Husband and Wife! Let's today rejoice in this wonderful celebration!" Minato said with every man and woman present applauding in joy and cheering for her while Tenten was being ignored in a corner, crying in despair at her Defeat for the battle for Luis' heart.

"How could I win against her? She is so much more sexy, smart, brave, loyal, beautiful, sexy and awesome than meee!...sexier too!" the girl howled in tears while kids were throwing her rotten fruits and belittling her misery.

"I want you, Mikoto! Let's re-create a new Uchiha clan right here in front of everyone so that it will be forever clear that you are the most beautiful, sexy and awesome woman of the world!" Luis said easing his tie and somehow getting naked an instant later.

"Yes, let's complete our union and start a new era!" Mikoto said as her kimono was teared off of her body with beastly hunger and desire.

"OOOH MIKOTO!" Luis moaned thrusting inside her with strength and vigor never seen in any human or animal act of copulation of this world.

"OOOH LUIS!" Mikoto moaned as her body was being took in ways that instantly made every woman present jealous while pleasure unknown even to Gods was washing over her as orgasms rippled through her body like tsunamis.

"HURRAY FOR MIKOTO-SAMA!" the people chanted in adoration as the two kept going

"WE LOVE YOU MIKOTO-SAMA!" another yell echoed in the village

"Mikoto, we decided to unifying every single village under a single banter and reach Eternal Peace, do you want to reign over it? Can you be our Empress?" Minato asked bowing in front of her just like everybody else.

"HURRAY FOR MIKOTO-SAMA! THE SEXY KAGE OF THE UNIVERSE!" The people cheered in utter adoration as the couple reached another of a long series of messy orgasms

"I am so happy now, Luis! Keep going! Take me to the Heavens!" Mikoto said as another powerful orgasm rocketed her body as he released inside her a white tidal-wave of male pleasure.

Konoha – Uchiha Clan Compound – Mikoto's bedroom – Real world – end of the woman's dream -

"Mother, wake-up! Please wake-up! We have a problem" Itachi said gently shaking the woman trying to wake her up

"Hnnn! I am having a nice dream, let me sleep! Luis was about to come inside me again" Mikoto whined burying her head under the sheets.

"Please mother, the village is swarming with gossip about you and the Fourth Hokage" Itachi pleaded, trying to ignore the fact that his mother was having a dirty dream about a boy he normally saw as a little brother.

"WHAT!?" the woman shrieked jumping out of the bed with a terrorized expression

"Apparently Kushina-sama asked for divorce saying that she discovered how the two of you had an affair that continued until before the Massacre of our clan, she said she suspect that he somehow forced you into accepting, from there the gossip mill of the village went High-wire with possible details that were not being said, even now new versions of the story are circulating and getting always more daring in details" Itachi answered sighing

"What's the general idea people have?" Mikoto asked getting pale

"Practically everyone is convinced that you are a 'Victim' of Minato-san's machinations with the Biggest Gossipers trying to understand HOW he actually did it, alimenting the number of different versions of the story one can hear around in the meantime" the young man answered

"Really?" the woman asked surprised

"Yes, someone is saying that the whole massacre was just the result of father discovering it and trying to avenge your Honor but getting exterminated by Minato-san himself that then framed me in order to cover his traces...someone else is even saying that Father and Minato-san were the same person and Fugaku was just a fake identity the Fourth used to cover his cheating, following that logic me and Sasuke should just be a pair of Shadow Clones hidden under Henge" Itachi answered uncertain

"Any idea about who is spreading those stories?" Mikoto asked

"No idea, mother, I am just happy that both you and Kushina-sama are coming out clean from this situation, I don't know how but it seems that the whole blame of this is attributed on Minato-san alone" he answered sounding slightly surprised himself

Konoha – streets -

"Is like this I tell you! I hear that from a cousin of mine in ANBU! He said that he heard Hokage-sama muttering about a plan to convince Hana to take Mikoto-sama's place and wondering if threatening the girl with the disbanding of her clan would be as effective as it was for the Uchiha in having the young woman accept" an elderly man whispered to a woman in front of a shop

"You don't say!" she answered with wide eyes

"Yes, but pay attention, no-one is to hear about this, my cousin will lose his job!" the man then said with narrowed eyes

"Of course I won't talk! Who do you think I am? I can keep a secret!" the woman said angrily before stomping away

"Yes...as if I believe that, by tomorrow that version too will be public knowledge" the old man said smirking as his skin momentarily turned purple.

"Convincing humans of something is so damn easy and funny! Few other secrets told to the worst gossipers of Konoha and the blond bastard should find himself submerged to his chin in shit, Hahahaha!" the old man said disappearing from the streets to return to his job as Shinigami and watch from afar how the credibility of Minato crumble to dust a piece at a time.

Meanwhile – Minato's office -

"Oh God! Oh God! This is terrible, I need to act fast and calm things down!" Minato said in panic while walking back and forth in his office, stopping from time to time to look outside the window before rapidly move back inside with a disgusted face at seeing groups of gossipers form and dismantle.

"Minato? Can I enter?" Tsunade said from outside

"Come in, it's not like things can go any worse..." Minato said sighing

"I fear that this will be the case instead" the blond woman answered closing the door behind her

"What's happening? Iwa is declaring war?" the Hokage asked depressed

"No, the two councils and the elders are pushing for you to step down" Tsunade said with a sigh

"WHAT?!" Minato yelled with wide eyes

"As for now the news of your divorce is spreading everywhere, this paired with the various stories about you and the Uchiha clan is not helping Konoha to maintain a good image, I suspect Danzo made sure to have the Daimyo know about this and convinced him that the warlord himself would lose his credibility if he doesn't act fast...and as you can imagine Danzo casually proposed himself as your substitute" the woman answered sneering

"Figures, that war-hawk was literally waiting for this opportunity since Sarutobi-sensei stepped down himself" he said growling

"I know, I am trying to see if I can propose myself instead, at least Konoha wouldn't have a power-hungry bastard as its Leader" Tsunade answered

"Nothing personal mind you, but I would prefer remaining the Hokage" Minato said sitting on his chair with an heavy sigh.

"Well, then I hope you have some kind of plan because you can't pretend to have the whole village follow you down the drain" Tsunade said leaving the office with a scowl

"Sigh! Kushina asks for a divorce and now this, what else can go wrong?" Minato asked aloud with a long whine.

Konoha – Minato's home – in the meantime -

"Oh dear...I am pregnant!" Kushina said looking at the birth test in her hands

"WHAT!? You can't be pregnant! I should be the one to be first in having Luis-kun's baby! Not you!" Minako roared glaring at her mother

"Well, it happened, it wasn't something I planned but I am still happy" the woman answered with a wide smile

"Damn you! It's always like this with you, first you force my brother to go away and now you try to steal my man! I HATE YOU!" Minako yelled in tears

"My fault? MY FAULT?! It was not me to whine because I wanted more training and it wasn't certainly me gloating to my brother how much my parents favoured me! I am at fault as much as your father, but you too had a part in Narutos' disappearance!" Kushina yelled back in rage

"You had to remember me that, don't you? You have to somehow hide the fact that it was your fault if I acted like that and forcing him to run away, eh? Couldn't stand the fact that someone pointed out your mistakes!" Minako answered

"You really think to be a saint don't you? your father twisted you like a little idiot to think you are never wrong just like him, good thing that I'll have this baby with someone else, maybe this time I won't make the same mistakes" the woman said coldly

"Mistakes?! Me and Naruto were just that, mistakes! Something gone wrong that can't be adjusted, because let's be sincere, why wasting time trying to correct the damages when one can just have another son or daughter and forget about the others!" Minako said hatefully

"I didn't forget my son nor you! And it was a good thing he managed to come back strong and healthy without that bastard of your father putting his dirty hands on him!" Kushina answered yelling before paling in horror

"He managed...to come back?" Minako asked with wide eyes

"N-No! I-I-I mean.."

"He came back, the first 'young mysterious stranger' that comes to mind that actually joined us as a shinobi was...it can't be Luis, right?...he!?...HE IS NARUTO!?" the girl yelled in disbelief seeing her mother nod in answer

"No more, he is not your brother anymore" she answered sighing

"Of course not! After everything happened between us he won't consider me his sister anymore! But this is...crazy...OH GOD! I had sex with my brother...he...he had...you are waiting his baby...I...you!" Minako stammered going into shock

"Sigh! sit down, the situation is completely different, he changed his whole being into Luis Umbra, son of Jeanne and Hanzou" Kushina said guiding the girl in her bedroom and making her sit down on the bed

"How? Is he...is he here to take revenge? To kill us all? Maybe we should tell dad, he'll take care of this and resolve everything" Minako said turning paler and paler by the minute.

"Shh! Calm down, your father has more to answer than what you think about" Kushina said sitting near her and preparing to try and save her daughter from the programming Minato had put on her the same night Naruto's death was confirmed in fear of losing the Kyuubi power too.

She was just hoping that the girl will hear her and believe her words and that nor Luis nor his new family would end up with more troubles out of this because she had to let the truth slip out thanks to her damned Uzumaki Temper.

Umbra Clan's Naraka Club Pub – in the meantime -

"Now, do you have everything we asked?" Luka asked checking the order on a pad

"Yeah, all the stuff you asked shipped directly from Kumo, Rice and Windmill village" the merchant answered checking himself

"What a good bartender you are Chesire, you sure you were a journalist? You are just too good at this to be a newbie" Bayonetta joked while Rodin was checking her guns

"Hey, you like her don't you?" the man asked whispering

"Who? Me?...it's that so evident?" Luka asked back

"Well, you keep looking at her even while talking to me and are actually writing on your hand instead of on the documents" the merchant answered smirking

"Oh! Oh-ho! Okay, MAYBE I have some feelings, but nothing too serious" he said embarrassed

"I might have a little something that would help you catch her" the merchant said with a lecherous sneer Luka missed completely

"I am listening..." Luka said still looking at the sexy witch and focusing on the lollipop she was so engrossed with

"I have this little wonder called Passion Root, it's a nice ingredient that helps bringing out the 'best' in everything and everyone, if you know what I mean" the man said with a perverse giggle Luka once again missed

"I am not one to believe in this kind of stuff" he answered distractingly

"Then why not trying? I'll be here all week, take it and use it to spice your drinks, you'll thank me when I'll be back in seven days, just remember, only ONE drop is sufficient" the merchant said winking at him and walking out

"Uh? Spice drinks...why not, I'll show everyone how good my creations are! Passion Root, maybe it's this place version of the Passion Fruit, but why only a drop? Maybe it's because it's super sweet or something" Luka said taking the light-brown root to cut off the tip and then carefully squeezing the whole thing to take out a cream-white drop of liquid.

"What are you doing? Playing Sorcerer's Apprentice with my Pub again?" Rodin asked appearing behind him with a deep frown on his face

"EEEEEEP!" letting out a very feminine-sounding shriek Luka jumped back, unknowingly pouring the whole root's content in the punch he was preparing

"Now now! There is no need to get angry Rodin!" Luis said smirking as he, Haku and Kimimaro entered the local

"You have not to deal with this punk, he will blow up our local one of this days!" the tall man answered angrily

"Bah! You now are exaggerating, let's see if for once our genius managed to create something drinkable" Jeanne said dragging an exhausted Tenten inside followed by Hanzou

"Why are you dragging her?" Haku asked curious

"I started training her, if she has to help MY son to create a strong clan then she needs to be strong herself, I won't have the fate of my name be in the hands of a weakling" Hanzou answered crossing his arms

"You barely started walking again on your own legs, don't overdo yourself, old man" Luis said seriously

"I am still your father and can still teach you few things on how to actually fight so show some respect, brat!" the masked man answered glaring at him

"Ibuse still prefers me and NO! Before you ask again, I won't have a venom sack added to my body!" the boy said glaring back

"It's a family tradition and you will accept it! I even have your breathing mask ready!" Hanzou said outraged

"A stupid tradition YOU want to start!" Luis countered

"Just shut up you two, I don't want to hear a reply of this discussion" Jeanne said sitting on one of the stools

"Can I have some? I don't care how bad it is, I just need something strong to ease the fatigue and the pain" Tenten moaned sitting near the woman and pointing at the punch

"Here you go! My new creation, the Passion Drink!" Luka said puffing out his chest and giving a glass to the girl

"Get ready to take her to the Hospital! Chesire is willing, but he lacks in luck with those things" Bayonetta said smiling deviously at the man's offended face

"Hey! It's...good? It taste great! Give me another one!" Tenten said with an awed expression

"Really? Miracles do happen then, give some" Rodin said taking a sip himself and looking at the man in surprise

"Did ya asked someone to mix this? It's good stuff" the man said rising the glass with a disbelieving expression

"Nope! Made myself, it's a secret recipe I won't divulge!" Luka answered in pride

"Oh well, for once that he created something good, it's worth celebrating, CHEERS!" Luis said grinning and taking a glass himself

"Cheers!" the rest of the group said before drinking

"It's me or here is getting hotter all of a sudden here?" Tenten asked with an half moan while fanning herself with an hand

"Yeah...I am sweating a lot now" Luka said tugging his shirt and groaning

"IT GOT UP! It's awakening! I. AM. BAAAAACK! HAHAHAHA!" Hanzou said happily before laughing madly while watching his privates in pride.

"Now this is something good, it actually rise the dead" Joy joked as she distractingly drank another glass of Luka's punch

"Wooo!...this is good stuff, but I need something more intense to satisfy me" Luis said leaning closer to Tenten to unbutton her shirt with a lecherous grin on his face.

"Come on! Not here, dirty boy! The others will see!" the girl said giggling before both fell on the floor laughing and moaning

"I fear that something in your 'Secret Recipe' was not completely safe...Chesire" Bayonetta said panting a little

"You don't say..." Luka answered falling down to the floor giggling.

"I don't understand what's in it, but if it's having this effect on you people, well, this may be fun after all, can I join?" Joy said joining Luis and Tenten with a smirk on her face while nibbling Luis' neck

It pretty much went downhill from there.

Few hours later – Naraka Club Pub -

"Where...where am I?" Luis asked groaning, his vision was blurring heavily and his body felt like jelly

"On the Pub's floor, the drink was 'stronger' than what we thought, then I can't remember what happened" Tenten said in an heavy slur as she snuggled closer to the boy's shoulder, groaning from the terrible headache she was having.

"You people can't remember maybe, I just played along to help my poor little brother to Calm Down, it was a LOOONG and funny way to calm down" Joy said giggling while hugging Luis tighter and burying his head in her chest.

"If you are here and Tenten is at my side...why I feel my chest heavy? I can't see very well" Luis asked with another groan as something was crushing his manhood trying to milk him.

"That's because you are wearing my glasses Chesire, can I have those back? Those suits you really well but I prefer you without them" a female voice Luis knew very well singsonged as the indefinite female form straddling him gyrated her hips again.

"A-A-A-Auntie?!" a rapidly paling Luis asked in horror

"The one and only, now, since something here seems still eager to play, what do you think about having an encore? And remember to unleash that Lust you collected too, I am also curious about what that feels like" Bayonetta said smirking while wearing her glasses back to let Luis see her naked body riding his as the two were still connected at the hips.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the boy's scream echoed in pair with Luka's and actually scared whoever in Konoha was near enough to hear it

Few seconds earlier – With Luka -

"Uuhm! Hihihi! Bayonetta-chan, you have such a toned ass, Hihihi!" a close-eyed Luka said giggling as he groped the body he was snuggling in with a pervert giggle escaping him

"If you ever survive this, you WILL say to everyone that you fell down some stairs, or you will see why they exiled me from Paradiso millenniums ago" the body the reported was snuggling with answered with a deep voice dripping murderous intent.

"R-R-Rodin?" Luka asked in absolute horror while finally recognizing who he was hugging while naked

"You are still groping my ass, ass-hole" the man answered with an even darker tone

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" the reporter screamed in horror as he finally understood what happened between them.

"What a bunch of noisy idiots you two are, come on little Chesire, you are not so evil to leave your pour auntie hanging there, don't you? I know you can still go on" Bayonetta chirped amused as no matter Luis' objections the boy's body gave an affirmative twitch to show its willingness.

"Help?" the Umbra boy pleaded while looking for the comforting notion that his mother will save him

"Come on, fucker! For once that you are 'working properly' you can't stop now!" Jeanne barked angrily while still riding Hanzou

"No, please! I can't do it anymore! I am bruised and spongy...you will tear it off!" the masked man pleaded pitifully as he was still pinned down by the witch hair

"Shut up and work, you fool! I have not taken that antidote for nothing!" Jeanne answered giving a particularly hard twist to Hanzou's nipples making him whine in defeat.

"Never mind," Luis said sweat-dropping as Bayonetta started again to bounce by herself since tired of waiting

Kimimaro was instead pleading for a little pause while Haku had her way with him uncaring of his cries of help.

But not everyone was happy for the new Storm courtesy of the Umbra heir resulting from the drink...

Rain Village – hidden base under the Kage Tower – after the Lust Storm's effect died down -

"AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Pein yelled from the metallic seat he was occupying, his own fury reflecting on the orange-haired body he was controlling and that was talking with two of the remaining members of Akatsuki far away from his position and scaring them as well

"Why I am here, Leader-sama?" an hunched man with a masked face asked with a low voice trying to not anger him further

"Yeah! Who do we need to kill?" the blond man near him asked showing two mouths on his hands grinning at the Leader of the Organization

"Be silent, Deidara! Hidan and Kakuzu are now returning from Water Country and will join us soon, I have an urgent mission for you instead Sasori, I won't admit mistakes!" Pein said as six orange-haired bodies appeared around him to glare to the masked man.

"Huhuhu! I am not a man used to make mistakes, what should I do?" the puppet master asked with a dark chuckle

"I want the responsible for those strange Storms here in front of me, I want to be the one tearing off that insect's heart and burn the body, I want the name and I want it NOW!" Pein said with a growl and a flare of chakra.

"You mean the strange phenomenon that makes everyone act like horny dogs? I'll see what I can do" Sasori answered nodding

"You better not fail me, Sasori! We lost Konan, Itachi and Kisame thanks to that, all because the Former Leader of our group grew into a coward!" the man answered

"You are just mad because he and Konan ran away like two lovebirds..." Deidara muttered, gaining in answer a punch from a bulky body of Pein that threw him into a near wall before pinning him down

"Fool" Sasori muttered shaking his head

"Say that again" Pein hissed glaring at him

"Come on...I just talked out of place" Deidara said with a nervous chuckle

"Yes...you did just that, SHINRA TENSEI! (Heavenly Subjugation of the Omnipresent God)" Pein said as a sphere of concentrated gravity erupted from a second body's hand, turning Deidara into a red stain on the heavily damaged floor as the wall itself turned to dust.

"I hope this was a good enough demonstration of the fact that I WON'T admit insubordination" Pein said glaring at Sasori with a small hint of madness shining behind his Rin'negan eyes

"Contrary to that poor imbecile, I DO have an instinct of self-preservation, I'll see what I can do" Sasori said leaving the room, careful to not step on Deidara's blood or mangled corpse

"And it's because of that self-preservation if after finding that bastard I'll fake my death and retire from this Nuke-nin life-style, I prefer working in a McShinobi fast-food instead of following a maniac stalker, better spending my life in a McDonald rip-off than dying from a madman's tantrum, I didn't turn myself into a puppet to just die like that" the man was thinking while moving through the list of contacts he could ask for information.

"As if no-one knew he was spying on her though, I bet she knew too and was actually happy to run away" he then said sighing once out of Pein's Tower.

Back with Pein -

"Zetsu" the man whispered as a black-and-white entity came out of the wall

"Yes?" the white half asked

"What do you need?" the black half added

"I want you to find Konan and make certain she is okay, I won't rest until I am certain she is safe" he asked

"We'll see if we can find her" White Zetsu answered

"Good, intervene only if necessary, that masked fool is dangerous, I'll personally save her should he try something, see where did she go and tell me" Pein said nodding

"If you really want us to..." Black Zetsu said as both shrugged before melting back into the wall

"Gotta alert Obito that the idiot is on the warpath/This will not end well" both halves thought at the same time while sighing in dismay

"Konan...just hang on! I'll save you, just be strong and wait for me...I just hope she is okay right now" the man said with a worried sigh

Konoha – Namikaze House -

After a long talking with her mother Minako had literally collapsed on her bed a strong head-ache trying to burst her face in two while two 'parts' of her kept battling

"As I suspected, she is fighting it" Kushina muttered with a worried expression while caressing the girl's face.

Minako's mindscape -

The young red head was in that moment arguing with a copy of herself while around her the Fox' chakra flowed in the form of a blood-red river giving to the walls of the wide cave representing Minako's mind an ominous red tint.

"Why you do this? Daddy will get mad! We must tell him about Naruto!" the clone of Minako said with a distorted voice

"He is no longer our brother! He broke free of all this! He is now Luis, MY HUSBAND!" the real red-head answered glaring at her double.

"You don't understand! This is wrong, but dad will make everything clear, he will adjust everything and we won't be alone, bad girls always ends up alone! Do you want everyone to hate us? To ignore us? Is this what you want? Naruto is our brother and we must tell Daddy, he will make him resonate!" the clone said angrily

"Yes, by sealing away everything and forcing him to be the scapegoat of everyone's hate!"

"You silly girl, adults make sacrifices, he needs to sacrifice a little bit of happiness for everyone's sake, what's so hard to understand?"

"And Minato? What has our daddy sacrificed? He cheated on mom, turned us in his doll and forced our ex-brother to flee! He has not sacrificed HIS happiness, he just destroyed ours with a smile on his face!" Minako answered snarling

"Don't you dare talk about Daddy like that! He is our father and we MUST respect him! He knows what's best for us and Konoha, you should feel ashamed for insulting him!" the clone said with her tone getting harsher

"SHUT UP! I won't be manipulated like that anymore! I am a married girl, I have the man I love as my husband and nor you nor my father will ever change that!"

"Marriage? Between twins? don't be stupid," the clone asked mockingly

"He changed his parents, no more blood-ties between us...and you know what? Even if that was not the case, with all the things he can do to my body during sex, I would have married him all the same, he is just that good" Minako answered with a devious smile, watching in satisfaction the horrified look on her double

"Disgusting! We need to tell Daddy! He will void the marriage! He will remove all this madness from us and make things right! Maybe Inoichi will be able to help us!" the Clone said in shock

"Pathetic! 'Daddy this' and 'Daddy that'...was I really so pathetic? I am Minako Namikaze, the second Red Death of Konoha, not a sick puppy following the Yondaime around and dying for his appreciation! If he is so afraid of me making my own choices then he should be a man and openly say so to my face instead of brainwash me! Hear me you disgusting thing, if not me, Luis will stop him and remove you from my head, you stained this place for too long now!" Minako answered growling

"You? Remove me? I am the REAL you, the Real Minako is me! You are just a little spark of rebellion a spoiled child created when believing herself to be perfect! Daddy will save me, removing Luis' influence from me and sealing away your poor existence! YOU ARE STAINING MY MIND!" the Clone said attacking Minako making both roll on the 'floor' of the girl's mindscape

"AGH! Removing me? I will kill you instead, then I will shove a Rasengan down my father's throat for turning me into a joke of an human!" Minako said shoving the clone away and jumping on her to choke the fake Minako

"AGH! D-DADDY! H-H-HELP ME!" the Clone said as a copy of Minato appeared behind the real girl to block her in a tight hug

"This has gone too far, my little girl needs to calm down now, everything will be fine" the Image of Minato said as a seal array was appearing on Minako's forehead

"Da-damn...you!" the girl hissed angrily while struggling to get free

Real world Namikaze house -

"STOP THIS INSTANT!" Kushina yelled as a mass of roots was blocking her body by pinning her to the wall

"I need to do this, Kushina, our girl is losing control of the Kyuubi's chakra, once I have finished everything will be alright" Minato said focusing energy on the girl's forehead, it was only by pure chance if he had 'entered' the girl's mind barely few instants after the internal revelation of Luis' real identity, missing the Truth entirely by mere seconds.

"There is no need to worry, Kushina-sama, Hokage-sama will save her, you just need to calm down and relax, we are not her to hurt your daughter" the masked ANBU said making sure to not crush her with the roots coming out of his arms

"And you, Yamato...when I'll get free of those roots I will personally castrate you for letting that bastard hurt my daughter!" Kushina said spitting on the man's mask

"Now, now, Kushi-chan! We will settle our problems too once I am done here" Minato said with a smile as Minako kept struggling against his hand while the man was already planning what technique use to have his ex-wife become more collaborative

Minako's mindscape -

"I am here, my dear sweet child, I will protect you from every bad thing and together we will protect Konoha..." the copy of Minato whispered in the girl's ear as he kept hugging her

"NO! I won't be you ticket for remain Hokage!" Minako said struggling with more vigour

"Huhuhu! you don't understand, Minako, this village NEEDS me, who will guide its people if I disappear? Hiruzen-sensei? He is too old for the position...Tsunade? Jiraiya? Those two are great people, but Konoha needs their expertise as spy-master and Medic, we can't have them divide themselves between spying and cure us and be Hokage, I am the ONLY ONE able to guide the village so stop this silly rebellion and help me remembering to everyone why I am their beloved Leader" The copy of the blond man said with a condescending tone and an amused chuckle

"You are pathetic! A piece of filth that is afraid of being forgotten! You fear losing everything and be proven wrong, don't you? That's why you are doing this, it's you the one that needs to be Hokage, you love being so loved and respected, you always told me you were a nervous wreck when Hiruzen-san told you you would have took his place, but after sealing away the Kyuubi you tasted the villagers' undying love and loyalty...and you liked it, you became dependent on it, you craved it! Always more love, always more respect! You wanted every single villager to worship the very same terrain you walked on, after a whole life as a simple shinobi you wanted their acknowledgement, their attention!" Minako said biting his hand to try getting free

"STUPID BRAT! Shut up, this is nothing of your concern!" the copy of Minato said losing the loving image he was using

"It burns isn't it? You know I am telling the truth! You are afraid, the Mighty Yellow Flash of Konoha is a scared brat that doesn't want people telling him he is wrong! That's why you started brainwashing me after Naruto's death, you were just lucky that he was so hated that no one cared if YOUR SON had left the village getting killed as a result of YOUR ignoring him, but with me...you couldn't risk the same thing happening, you were the one to 'steal' the power of a Biju sealing it inside an human without dying in the process, managing were EVERYONE ELSE had always failed and making the impossible, if I too escaped then your name would have been dragged in the mud, and your precious village would have laughed at your failures and forgotten your very existence!" Minako said biting him again

"SHUT UP! You don't know what you are talking about! But it doesn't matter, once I am done, I will remove those ugly ideas from your head and 'convince' your mother to come back to her senses, if I have to sacrifice your and Kushina's free-will in order to protect Konoha then so be it, it pained me to see my son die, but with the Kyuubi's soul inside him there was little I could do for him, he just needed to wait until I was certain that you were ready to defend the village and then I would have look for some training to make him calm down and stop bothering, he was the scapegoat of Konoha? Yes he was, but it was a burden he needed to learn to withstand, the people of this village had lost a lot to the Fox and needed a way to express their pain but he had to be a coward and run away, if he wished to be Hokage he should have learned that sacrifices are needed, the needs of one can't come before the needs of many" the Copy of Minato said sadly while strengthening the input of chakra on her

"Hypocritical bastard...you talk about making sacrifices when instead you force the others to renounce to their freedom...all of this...to sustain your delusion of being the only one able to guide Konoha" the girl said with a strained voice as her eyelids were getting heavy

"Ssssh! Everything is alright, soon we will be back into being an happy family" the man said with a low whisper while rocking her a little

"No" she whispered weakly

"Hn! Look at that, apparently your daddy is making the dirty work for me" a voice Minako knew very well said with unmasked glee

"Te...Tenten?" Minako said surprised

"Who else? Let him do as he please, let him screw with your head, Luis-kun doesn't need you so you can be back into being 'daddy's little princess' while I will take care of MY husband, I will personally help him move on from you leaving him, I knew you would not have been good enough for him" the girl's voice echoed with a soft laugh as a ghostly form of Tenten appeared in front of her

"With who you are talking?" the Copy of Minato asked curious

"Ah! A weakling! My son risked to spend the rest of his life with a weakling! Good thing this is over!" a new 'ghost', this time of Hanzou, said relieved while joining the scene

"Yeah, my poor child was about to WASTE his time with a failure, luckily this will soon end, I knew you were a bad girl" a ghostlyJeanneadded while glaring at Minako

"I Trusted you! But NO! You had to betray me, Tenten was right, I should have never loved you, I hate you!" an image of Luis said glaring at her in hate

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!" the girl roared glaring back at the four

"Calm down! No one is here exception made for us" the copy of the Yellow Flash said struggling to keep the girl down

"What's wrong? Can't face the truth? Luis-kun doesn't love you, he loves ME! He is with you only out of pity, he always knew you were a failure" Tenten said smirking

"SHUT UP!" Minako yelled in full rage as the Fox' chakra exploded from the river-like state it was to fully ocean that ragingly flooded the whole mindscape following the red-head's fury in destroying the Fake Minako and banishing her father from her head.

"He is mine! Mine! Mine! MINE! MINE!" Minako screamed as the demonic chakra flushed out of her system every trace of controlling seals out of sheer anger.

"That's the spirit! You want to defeat me? Then give them all hell! Be free!" the ghostly Tenten said in satisfaction as she and the others too went vaporized

"Never underestimate a girl's Love and Obsession! An Uzumaki woman NEVER let her man escape her grasp! We fight until he has no other way to escape other than marrying us!" Minako said smirking in satisfaction as her body got covered in the red chakra cloak with thee tails lazily moving behind her.

Real world – in the meantime -

"AAAARGH!" Minato yelled as the shock-wave of energy shoot him against Yamato knocking both down and freeing Kushina by disrupting Yamato's jutsu.

"That's my girl!" the woman said happily as a cloak-covered Minako walked beside her

"Yep! Luckily Luis-kun had somehow 'forced' himself in dad's programming, the two version of my 'orders' entered into conflict helping me to snap out of it, now sorry, but I need to find him and blow-out some steam with some wild, dirty unprotected sex!" the feral-looking girl said smirking evilly

"Will I become a grandmother out of this?" Kushina asked watching amused the horrified expression on Minato's face

"I very much hope so, just to be sure I will ride him until he is completely spent and his balls dry, then I will give him Viagra and start all over again" Minako answered smirking

"Stop it!" the blond man ordered clutching his ears in horror

"OOH! I can already see it! You two naked going at it savagely with him grabbing your hair for leverage to go even deeper inside you while spanking your ass with 'Property of Luis Umbra' tattooed on it" Kushina said with a sickening smile

"NOO! I am not listening! LALALALALA! I can't hear you!" Minato said in despair while trying to not hear them by clutching his ears tighter.

"YES, LUIS! FASTER! FASTER! I AM YOUR DIRTY BITCH! CUM INSIDE ME, AAAAANH!" the girl said imitating a lewd moan and moving her hands through her hair in a fake orgasm.

"AAAARGH! You are too young for that! I won't permit this!" a green-faced Minato said in disgust.

"Remember to suck him off too, boys love to have a girl suck their dick while giving them a titfuck, and let him come on your face once or twice too, I bet he will love watching you getting covered in his spunk. Oh! and remember to swallow from time to time, that's also important" Kushina said with a serious expression

"NOOOOOO!" Minato yelled trying to reach for a waste-bin to puke

"I will even do Anal and BDSM! I will teach him the Kage Bushin soto have a Gangbang! I WILL LET HIM WATCH WHILE I MASTURBATE!" Minako said in what was a literal 'finishing blow' to her agonizing father

"AAAAAAAAAAARGH!" with a last despaired yell the blond man fainted foaming at the mouth just as Yamato was waking up from his unconsciousness.

"UGH! My head..." Yamato said groaning, looking around to see a VERY angry Kushina and a cloak-covered Minako glare at him with Homicide shining in their eyes like a neon sign.

"Listen, I was just-I was just following orders!" the ANBU said moving his hands frantically and trying to gauge if sprinting or not out of the room would worsen his situation

"You were helping a bastard to brainwash MY daughter! If he was really here to stop the Kyuubi's chakra from leaking out, don't you think I would have actually helped him instead of being hostile? I am a seal master too, or you just forgot from WHERE I come? Or who actually helped Minato creating some of his most famous technique?" Kushina said with a steely glare that scared the masked man down to the core.

"I was just...he is the Hokage, I thought that...I am sorry, please forgive me, Kushina-sama!" the man said bowing

"Never, I thought that I could count on you ANBU to protect my family, but after what happened with my son I should have known to never trust you people, don't even come close to me and my daughter again or you all will regret it!" the woman answered with a cold voice

"Let's go, mum, better leave before dad wakes up and tries again" Minako said calling back the chakra cloak

"Yes, don't look for us, or your Dear Hokage will find himself without an ANBU Corp to protect his sorry ass!" Kushina said as the two rapidly left the room without looking behind at the sobbing ANBU.

Konoha – outside the house -

"Kushina!" Tsunade yelled running towards the two with a worried expression with Jiraiya behind her

"You okay? Every single sensor shinobi of Konoha almost fainted when a burst of energy came from your house and Minato ordered everyone to stay away from here, is everything alright?" Jiraiya asked looking at them intently

"Not exactly, Minato tried using some controlling seal on Minako, apparently conditioning her was not enough for him and so he tried a more direct approach" Kushina answered

"Dad 'taught me' how to be an obedient little girl, after meeting Luis I started using the same 'rules' with him as well, when the blond baka tried to use the seal the part of my conditioning regarding Luis-kun kicked-in remembering me my duties towards him, the two things annulled each other and I managed to kick dad out of my head and momentarily turn off my 'training' thanks to the burst of Kyuubi chakra momentarily overloading my instincts and clouding my mind" Minako added

"Conditioning?...that's not something easy to overcome, I'll ask to an old friend of mine to give a look in your head to see if there are any traces left and if there are to remove them completely" Tsunade said nodding

"A Yamanaka? Won't they report to Minato or even try to reinforce his control on her?" Kushina asked worried

"Not if we ask to Heimaru, he will help us, not everyone is happy with Minato being Hokage or with Inoichi being the Clan Head, he will do that even if only to just being an ass towards Minato's plans" Tsunade answered

"I'll check for remnants of that seal he tried to use and for others that he could have added without us knowing" Jiraiya said with a determined expression.

"Will...will I stop loving Luis if the programming is completely removed?" Minako asked getting pale and shaking

"Huhuhuhu! I am sorry to be a bringer of bad news, but I fear that even by emptying your head and erasing your mind into a clean slate you won't be able to forget your beloved Husband" Kushina said laughing

"I am not that obsessed!" the girl answered pouting and blushing deep-red

"Keep telling yourself that, you may even start believing it yourself one day" her mother answered patting her head

"MUUUUM!" Minako said with a childish whine

"Enough of that, come on! Let's go to Mikoto, we'll ask her to hide you two from Minato and the others" Tsunade said signaling to the two to follow her, a big smirk adorning her face as the group moved away.

Uchiha Clan Compound – a Week Later -

"Uhmm! This is sooo relaxing!" Konan moaned as she immersed herself in the private onsen of the Main House

"I concur, it helps relaxing the muscles" Mikoto said joining her with a serene smile

"WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" Minako yelled barging inside

"What? Minato discovered that you and Kushina are here?" Konan asked preoccupied

"No, a plant-man said that a certain Pein is looking for Luis" the girl answered worried

"That must be Zetsu, just a minute, we'll join you in an instant" Konan answered with narrowed eyes

Few minutes later – Mikoto's office -

"Repeat what you said to me, Zetsu" Obito asked to the white-and-black former member of Akatsuki

"Nagato asked to Sasori to use his spy network to find whoever was the cause of those Storms, he believes that Konan had been kidnapped by you Obito" White Zetsu said

"Yeah, the wanker is out for blood, and unfortunately he is now almost certain that it's Luis the one he is looking for, that bastard puppeteer went into hiding after leaving the last report, now 'Pein' ordered us to find the boy for him since Sasori disappeared who knows where" Black Zetsu added snarling

Far away from the Elemental Countries -

"Can I have a baby-shinobi menu?" a woman asked to Sasori at the counter of the fast-food restaurant

"A minute...do you want the mini-kunai or the squeaky shuriken with the hamburger?" the puppeteer asked with a plain tone

"The Kunai! The Kunai!" the kid said jumping in place

"Sigh!" the former Akatsuki member sighed annoyed, missing the old times where he turned people to puppets to his wooden heart's content.

Back to the Uchiha Compound -

"Bad news people, I heard from one of the ANBU sent to a patrol mission talking about how Kusa Village was almost leveled to the ground by a group of six orange-haired men, is Nagato one of them?" Luis said entering the office with a serious expression

"He is ALL of them, his Rinnegan eyes give him the power to control those 'Paths' from distance, he is very powerful and dangerous" Konan answered

"His true body instead is too weak to fight, that's why he usually send those Paths forward while he stays on the back hidden somewhere, but this doesn't make him any less of a threat" Obito added

"What should we do?" Kushina asked worried

"Me and Konan will teach Luis how to defend himself against him, we'll use whatever time we have before he finds out that you are really the one he is looking for to help you" Obito said

"What if Nagato comes here in Konoha? Will we be able to help Luis?" Minako asked

"I don't know, we should focus on help people take shelter, those eyes have a devastating destructive power, if he comes here we'll need to evacuate a large part of the village," Konan answered

"How much time can you buy for us, Zetsu?" Luis asked

"What do you mean?" Black Zetsu asked back

"Tell him that I am his target, tell him that we will face each other in three-weeks, if he wins he will have no more to worry about my Lust Storms, but if I win we will be able to capture him and stop him from making any other attacks," the Umbra heir answered

"That's crazy! He will kill you!" Minako yelled grabbing his shoulders

"If he comes here he will kill in thousands, I may not love this place, but I won't risk him harming you or worse killing you," Luis answered hugging her

"We'll see how much we can ask, but don't get your hopes too high, he may as well charge here immediately," White Zetsu said shaking his head

"Tell him that if he wins the fight I will let him kill me without fighting back," Obito said

"OBITO!" Konan yelled in horror

"He wants you, he is obsessed in wanting you, both me and Luis are what he is keeping you two separated," he answered

"He loves her?" Mikoto asked surprised

"No...he is her fanboy...a stalker fanboy" Obito answered simply

"Wow, that's completely anti-climatic" Luis said sweat-dropping at Konan disgusted face

"He always follow me around and more than once I saw one of his Paths circle around my laundry with a strange expression" the woman whispered with haunted eyes

"Poor girl, here, you are safe with us" Kushina said hugging her

"I feel so dirty" Konan muttered

"We all feel like that with those lurking around us from the shadows" Luis answered shivering himself

"We'll go then, we'll try to see if we can get three weeks out of him" White Zetsu said

"Wish us Luck, we may be going to have our ass mauled" Black Zetsu said sighing as the plant-man went through the floor disappearing.

"Let's go talk to Jiraiya as well, he was our sensei back when we were kids" Konan said motioning to the others to follow

"We'll also need a good story as to why Konan knows so much about the Akatsuki" Mikoto said

"We'll tell everyone that she was forced to take part out of fear of Pein's ire at her refusal, she is a strong woman, it's not so hard to imagine him taking her hypothetical refusal as her being a threat to his plans" Kushina answered

"Sounds good to me, let's just hope we'll have enough time to prepare Luis for this" Obito answered with a sigh

Rain village – Hidden Room under the Kage Tower -

"ZETSU! How's Konan? Is she well? Is she safe?" Pein asked glaring at the man as he emerged from the wall.

"As safe as you can imagine her, Leader-sama," White Zetsu answered

"We have good news," Black Zetsu said with his white half momentarily shivering in worry

"What news?" Pein asked

"We managed to find out who is the culprit for those Storms," White Zetsu said as the six Paths moved to surround them

"Talk," Nagato ordered with six pairs of narrowed eyes

"Luis Umbra, as we thought Sasori was right, those started after his joining Konoha," Black Zetsu said

"I KNEW IT! I will march to Konoha, in one move I will destroy Obito and the Umbra boy, demolish that blasted village and save Konan, from there I will move to capture the Biju and save this world!" Pein yelled with rage flowing through his veins like fire.

"THERE IS MORE!" White Zetsu yelled, trying to stop Nagato from leaving

"WHAT!?" Pein yelled with the rinnegan eyes shining in power

"The Umbra heir wants to challenge you, Obito told him about us and he was expecting us," Black Zetsu added talking rapidly

"He dares challenging me?" Pein asked with an enraged tone

"He wants to fight you in a three-weeks time, if you win Obito will let you kill him without fighting back, it's your occasion to destroy both and have your revenge," White Zetsu said with both halves rising their hands and backing away from him

"Why shouldn't I go there now instead? He is not expecting me, I can take both by surprise!" Pein said

"If you give the boy those three weeks to prepare himself before defeating him, Konan will see how powerful you are...even noble since you will let the boy have a fair chance," Black Zetsu answered rapidly

"...Yes...I can show to Konan how better than Obito I am! Yes! Go tell to the brat that he has three weeks to get ready, we will fight in the border to the Land of Iron at noon, he can't bring seconds or helpers of any sort, he has to fight alone," Pein said nodding

"We'll do just that, Leader-sama," White Zetsu said nodding as both disappeared underground

"Soon! Soon I will save you, Konan!" Nagato said giggling while petting the mini Konan Doll he took from a pocket.

Three-weeks Later – Border of the Land of Iron -

"Here we are Luis, please pay attention" Obito said as he and the boy appeared there thanks to the man's Kamui Jutsu

"Remember what we taught you, we all will cheer for you, I know you won't delude us" Obito then said

"Thanks Obito, you and Konan did the impossible to help me, I owe you a lot" Luis said presenting his hand

"I hope this will help paying for my sins against the Elemental Countries, I still have a lot to do to have Minako and Kushina forgive me for my attempt at their lives, but I guess helping the girl's boyfriend survive is a good start" Obito said shaking the boy's hand

"I bet Naruto too will be happy to see you help his family" he answered smiling

"Thank you...I feel that part of the blame for what happened to him is also my fault"

"Well, that's bullshit and you know that, the seal got weaker due to the pregnancy of Kushina; in a way or another Minato would have divided the Fox in two all the same and the story would have been the same" Luis said shaking his head

"Thank you, I don't know why, but it makes me feel better hearing that from you" Obito said, surprisingly hugging the boy

"I have to go now, please watch over the girls and protect them" the boy asked pleadingly

"I'll do everything in my power to protect them, you have my word for it" the Uchiha man said disappearing in the vortex of the Kamui.

Meanwhile – with the Shinigami – Otherworld -

"So the time has come, let's prepare everything to show to all the Elemental Countries what Luis can do, from there, making the boy's name rise in popularity will be even easier, while Minato will find himself becoming a nobody when compared to MY Champion" the Death God said rising his hand towards the Land of the Living, making several Huge Spheres appear hovering over every single village, big or small, showing the young Umbra Heir march towards the place where the Final Fight with the Akatsuki Organization will take place for the future of the Elemental Countries.

"A little speech about the importance of this fight and no-one will be able to ignore what is happening" The Shinigami then said clearing his throat, ready to introduce his Champion's moment of triumph to everyone in the Country.

At the same time - Konoha's Main Gate -

"The Leader wants the Umbra Clan killed off while he takes care of that brat, nothing too difficult" a masked man said cracking his knuckles

"They will be fine sacrifices for Jashin-sama!" a grey-haired man said swinging a three-bladed scythe with a mad smile

"Ow! Look! the remnants of those idiots came here directly to save us time, what a nice boys you two are to make us save time" Bayonetta said as she, Jeanne, Joy and Both Itachi and Sasuke appeared around them followed by Kisame, the Umbra Four, Kimimaru and Haku

"The traitor of the Akatsuki is here as well, that way better, the Leader was still pissed about your leaving" Kakuzu said narrowing his eyes at him

"With you two dead I will cut off the last ties to the Organization, you won't leave the Village alive" Itachi answered activating his now fully-healed Sharingan eyes

"I think I will keep you two as toys, just in case the miracle with Hanzou won't have an encore "Jeanne said with a devious smirk

"There is nothing wrong with my manliness!" Hanzou said with a whine

"Shit! the Salamander is here as well!" Hidan hissed angrily

"The show is about to begin, let's defeat those two rapidly, I want to see Master defeat Pein" Kimimaru said summoning two blades of bone out of his hands

"Then, LET'S DANCE BOYS!" Bayonetta said as the Umbra clan plus friends charged the two invasors

Back to the Land of Iron -

Just as Luis stepped into the appointed area of his 'Date', he was intercepted by six figures, each one with similar purple eyes with concentric circles leading towards the pupil.

"Hey-hey, six against one, isn't that unfair?" Luis said with a low whistle.

A long tense silence followed that statement; a long moment in which six pairs of eyes were glaring hatefully into the ones of a calm-looking Umbra wizard.

"Do you know why I am here, Umbra? Do you know why I wanted, DEMANDED to have you in front of me today?" the orange-haired man in the middle of the formation asked, showing himself as the head of the group.

"Few details here, few voices there...a lot of gossip too, even, it's kinda hard to discern the true version from the various false versions one can hear 'sniffing around'. Mind clarifying the reason for me?" Luis asked with small smile that clashed with the evident seriousness in his eyes.

"Peace. My mission is to free the World from its suffering and you are standing in my way. Not even Konoha or its Hokage have proven as annoying as you alone have," Pein answered simply.

"Just peace? I thought that Konan too was part of the reason you rushed towards Konoha in order to obliterate it while turning everything else in your path to dust," the boy answered, surprised.

"I am not forgetting my plan, even if I admit my first concern is to save Konan from Obito's clutches. I want her to rule this world by my side," the other replied.

"If I lose, it will mean leaving her defenseless against that sick animal," he then said with a sneer.

"You know, if I didn't know this was a serious matter, I would almost think that you were one of those stalker-like fanboys that would steal his target's laundry to get off from it," Luis answered.

"I don't expect a young boy to understand what me and Konan had to endure during our life," Pein answered in distaste.

"It would work better without one of your pals sniffing a pair of female panties I am almost certain were Konan's...and it's a girl doing that, don't know if that makes it worse or better," the boy answered, watching the orange-haired girl taking a whiff at a pair of pure-white panties with blue roses and gaining a blissful expression.

Back to Konoha -

"THOSE ARE MY FAVOURITES! WHERE DID HE GET THOSE!" Konan yelled in rage and disgust.

"Calm down! We will recover those and clean them thoroughly; we will even sterilize them if you want," Obito said, trying to calm her down.

"It's still gross!" the woman answered in indignation.

Back to the fight -

"PUT THOSE AWAY! This is not the moment!" Pein shrieked as the woman looked away and hurried to pocket the underwear with a nervous cough.

"Animal Path...Animal in more sense than one," he then whispered, sighing.

"Just to be clear, this will be something the two of us will settle, no interference will be allowed, what do you think? Can you do this by yourself, or you need some minion to hold your hand?" Luis asked, losing the smile he was sporting up until that moment.

"I am all those men, those are my Paths, you'll have to defeat each one of us to really stop me. So tell me, do you still want to fight me? A God?" Pein asked opening his arms wide.

"Pardon me if I don't immediately believe in your godhood. My aunt Bayonetta fought an entity believed to be The Creator, and yet she still kicked her ass and punched her sorry soul into the Sun. I may not be her, but I think I will still be able to knock you down a peg or two," Luis replied, passing a hand through his hair, freeing the strands acting as scarf and making them reach his waist.

"That maneuver, does it means you will take this seriously? Very well, I want you to give your best before being defeated. I will show you what true pain really is, and after dealing with you, I'll have removed the last hindrance to my plans," Pein said, nodding seriously as he and the others took position around the Umbra heir.

"Rinnegan, right? That's the name of your swirly eyes, that old pervert of Jiraiya warned me about the power of that Bloodline Limit. It seems that I will see first-hand what those can do," Luis said as his Twister Sisters guns appeared in his hands and on his feet.

"Then let me show you what this power can do to whoever is so foolish as to fight me," Pein replied letting a hint of pride slip in his tone.

"Just like Sasuke used to be before 'the cure'. In your case, though, I think I will personally rip the stick out of your ass without a fancy ritual, but through an old-style beating," the boy answered.

"Such arrogance, it will be my pleasure to teach you humility," Pein answered.

"Just attack me, your ego is starting to get jumbo-sized," the boy said as one of the warriors moved in front of the group, it was the Animal Path.

The Path with the hair tied into a ponytail moved to slam her hands to the ground, summoning four rhinoceroses-like beasts around her. Smirking, she sent them against Luis with a slashing motion of her hand.

The huge creatures immediately charged the Umbra boy, their hooves thundering against the ground and their Rinnegan eyes trained on him alone.

"What a cute bunch! I can't help it, let me PLAY WITH THEM!" Luis exclaimed, as he thrust his hands forward and summoned the huge hands of Mistress Cleo out of two large portals above him. The hands grabbed two of the beasts and easily threw them behind the Umbra boy's shoulders, leaving the pale-blond free to jump over the horn of the third one, using it as an improvised trampoline to reach for the beast's back to cover it in cards and glowing blades from both Lucifer and Dandy Man.

"Here's the fourth!" Luis said, surprised as the last rhinoceros creature appeared in front of him just as he jumped down, forcing him to rapidly turn into a swarm of wasps to evade the attack and giving him the opening to thrust a pair of glowing blades in the beast's eyes, making it roar in pain.

"Stay down, you bastards!" the boy said, clapping his hands making blades and cards explode, obliterating two of the four beasts in an huge explosion.

In the Meantime – Konoha – main plaza -

While the boy was fighting tooth and nail against Pein, an huge floating sphere courtesy of the Shinigami was broadcasting the whole battle for the whole village to see. However, Konoha wasn't the only spectator of the huge fight; every village, big or small, was being shown what was happening between the two warriors.

"WHOA! The Umbra heir is that powerful? Awesome! I wanna be like him!" a young academy student said in awe, while watching Luis 'riding' one of the summons like in a rodeo, trying to choke the rhino with the long whip in his hands.

"To think that such an enemy wished to fight against a simple Chuunin instead of our Hokage. Luis Umbra is truly the only thing that is keeping us from being destroyed," an old man, the Shinigami in disguise, said. He was pleased to see how the other people watching were agreeing with him.

"WHAT!? You let a simple Chuunin take on the Akatsuki Leader? I'll deal with him myself; I can't risk having the village destroyed because a kid had to play the hero. Once this is over he and I will be having a talk," Minato said angrily, while leaving the Hokage Tower in a mad dash in order to reach the boy.

"Run, run! I also wish to see you take part in the whole ordeal, people may need a visual aid to see how much MY Champion is better than you," the Shinigami muttered, smirking, after sensing the man's thoughts. He discretely disappeared from the village to return to his realm, waiting patiently for the right time for He himself to intervene.

Back to the fight -

"Okay, let's focus. Both Konan and Zetsu talked about a 'True Pein' that usually controls those bodies from distance like puppets, probably 'sharing' his abilities with them just as those share with him whatever they and the various summons see in a shared vision-like fashion. That he doesn't get dizzy from the overload of information is kinda incredible," Luis thought as the last summon disappeared, leaving the boy free to shoot a testing volley of bullets towards the Outer Path.

"Shinra Tensei! (Heavenly Subjugation of the Omnipresent God)" the Path intoned, raising a hand and summoning a protective dome of gravitational force to stop the bullets.

"Ooh! That's cool! But you see, I am not the usual shinobi, so you may want to try harder than that," Luis said, grinning, as he called the burning roller-blades on his feet.

"Otherwise I'm gonna burn you to a crisp," he then said, sprinting towards the Animal Path and leaving behind two small trails of fire.

"Useless!" Pein said as one of the other bodies moved to protect the female Path. To his surprise the flaming kick moved past the hastily erected barrier, piercing the first and launching the second well back with an heavy burn mark on her chest.

"A friend told me to be careful when around your Preta Path,since It can absorb chakra from both jutsus and any man it touches. Luckily for me, Kitsune Regalia doesn't use chakra to augment its flames," Luis said with a smirk.

"I'll remember that," Pein said as the Asura Path sprinted forward, blocking Luis' hands in a tight hold while trying to push him back.

"GUH! You are strong, buddy," the boy muttered while pushing back.

"Thank you," the Path answered, as four additional arms erupted from his body, shredding his cloak and pointing his extra hands at the Umbra heir's face.

"Missiles? Come on! A robot in a ninja setting?! That's unfair!" Luis whined as a rain of missiles rained on him, covering both wizard and Path in a dense cloud of smoke.

"You managed to dodge even that, impressive" the Deva Path said, as a bruised Luis moved out of the cloud with a series of back-flips to evade a long blade Asura launched against him.

"Shit! That was unexpected. If I hadn't use the Witch Time I would have been toast," the boy muttered cursing.

"YOU WON'T ESCAPE!" the Asura Path shouted, opening its head to reveal the mouth of a cannon.

"Ow, come on!" Luis exclaimed as energy rapidly mounted in the Path's head cannon.

"Asura Attack!" the path yelled, launching a huge bullet of condensed chakra towards the boy, forcing him to turn into the fox form of the Beast Within to evade the attack as it destroyed a wide area and launched him up in the air with the shock-wave.

Gritting his teeth in anger, the boy once again summoned the devilish weapon Lucifer on his back, before calling several dozen blades around him. As he descended from his unexpected flight he launched his projectiles towards Pein's Deva Path.

Just as it was about to hit, the Asura Path moved in front of him while detaching its arm, producing a long cluster of segmented missiles. He then used them to intercept the blades half way, making the boy frown in annoyance as he landed.

"I am starting to get annoyed. Do you have any other abilities I should know of? I got some heads-up, but it's kinda hard when I don't remember which body does what," Luis said, frowning slightly as he and the various bodies of Pein were glaring at each other.

"That would be telling, Umbra," the Deva Path said with a smirk as both the Animal and the Preta Paths rejoined the battle with their bodies completely restored.

"Aah! Yes, that must be the Naraka Path, the one that can revive the others," Luis said focusing on the body at the back as an huge demonic head surrounded by purple flames disappeared underground.

"I am actually giving you a possibility to fight back, should I use all my Paths at the same time I doubt you will succeed," the Deva Path said as he started running towards the boy, while the Asura Path launched a new volley of missiles to cover him and the Animal Path summoned a pair of Giant Centipedes.

"Yuck, I hate those," Luis muttered, hitting one of the giant summons with a Wicked-wave-empowered hammer punch, just as the missiles hit the target, covering the boy in a dense smoke that left the second centipede free to attack.

"Still not enough!" the boy said as he ran down the huge beast's back. At that exact moment, the Deva Path decide to show itself by appearing in front of Luis with a devious smirk.

"But this will be, Shinra Tensei!" Pein launched the attack, tearing the summon in half and launching the Umbra heir back and into the ground. This sprang the trap set by the other Paths, who appeared in the air above him.

Luis groaned in annoyance as the various bodies of Pein rained down on him, each aiming to pierce him through and pin him to the ground with the black rods they carried. The attack would probably have been lethal if not for the Beast Within power of the Umbra Clan turning him into a swarm of wasps, helping him to evade the joined attack.

"That Shinra Tensei lasted for 5 seconds, which is also the minimal cool-down time the technique requires, according to Konan," he muttered while watching the various Paths converge to stand around the Deva Path.

"So? Are you ready to bow to me? To ask for forgiveness for imprisoning Konan? To accept me as the only solution to stop this endless circle of life and death?" Pein asked with the other Paths near him speaking in sync.

"I can't bow. It's not your fault, mind you, it's just...I have this annoying pain in my knee that is actually stopping me," Luis answered with a smirk.

"Big words for someone that can't stand against a God such as me. This is the pride that is poisoning the villages, and I aim to remove it one way or another," Pain answered.

"You talk like you are somehow stronger than me...Nagato," Luis said, watching in satisfaction as the various Paths scowl at him hatefully.

"That name..." the Deva Path said, sneering.

"And that particular body you are using, he was Yahiko, right? You had no problems using his corpse as a puppet since you yourself can't even defend yourself," the boy said, turning serious.

"Konan told me the Original intention of the whole Akatsuki Organization when it was founded. Madara twisted it to follow his mad plan of world domination, and now, now that you had the possibility to start anew with the death of Akatsuki, you decided to reform it with the few remaining members at your disposal, all for what? A girl that doesn't love you and your delusions of grandeur?" Luis asked with a frown.

"SILENCE! You don't know what you are talking about, nor will ever understand!" Pein answered, his furious scream shocking the surrounding area.

Luis rolled his neck, a chorus of cracking noises coming from the abused bones, then gave a wide smirk and motioned for the other to attack. "Care to prove me wrong?"

"You asked for it," Pein said, as his Deva and Asura path both charged Luis at full speed. But even if those two bodies had a small advantage in physical strength, Pein was finding himself hard-pressed to both defend himself and attack the Umbra boy.

Luis was responding to each attack with various punches and kicks, accompanied by a short shower of bullets from the guns in both his hands and feet; he was also maneuvering the Asura Path's attacks towards the Deva, forcing the Rinnegan user to pay attention and not knock himself out.

Finally losing his cool, Pein moved the Asura Path to grab Luis in a crushing bear-hug, before jumping slightly back while rising his hand towards the boy.

"This is over, Shinra Tensei!" the Deva Path cried, creating a huge dome of energy that moved to obliterate both boy and mechanical Path.

"Nope!" Luis said, turning to wasps to get free before swapping place with the Animal Path and activating Witch Time to get away from the technique.

The heavily panting boy was now watching, pleased, as the Deva Path was snarling hatefully at him; the two bodies crushed by the Shinra Tensei remained on the floor unmoving.

"I can't use Witch Time anymore...it's too tiring. I need time to 'recharge' my mental energy," Luis thought, letting out an heavy sigh and taking out Orochi the whip.

"Two to the price of one. Thank you buddy, you actually helped me with that." Luis smirked as he saw the devilish face of the 'King of Hell' surface from underground and open its mouth to release a pair of tentacle-like hands to grab the Asura and Animal Path. But before the summon could reach any of them, a fast slash from the boy's whip cleanly cut off the appendages.

"Really? Tentacles? Do you have any idea how disgusting those things are? Do you have some 'fetish' for those? I am not judging, it's just...wrong seeing a man using those so naturally," Luis said with a disgusted face.

With a loud crack Pein's Deva Path's teeth finally gave in from the force he was gritting them with.

"You are really doing your best to make me angry, don't you?" the man asked.

"I am pretty sure that until ALL of your bodies are unable to move, I won't be able to reach you peacefully, so there are no short-cuts in this I fear," Luis replied simply.

"At least you know how helpless your situation is, then," Pein said, watching with a raised eyebrow as Luis turned the handle of the whip.

This made the skin of the whip retract, leaving the blade hidden inside exposed and ready for use. Luis then began running towards the Naraka Path, only to have the Human Path appear in front of him with its hand outstretched to grab him.

"Your soul is mine!" the Path said.

"The one that absorb souls! CRAP!" the boy thought in alarm while turning into a dove to fly between his legs to evade being caught before turning back into being human.

"How many animals can you turn into?" Pein asked as the Preta Path punched Luis squarely on the jaw, sending him flying back a few feet and giving to the Naraka Path enough time to revitalize the fallen two.

"Does it really matter?" Luis asked, cursing silently.

"I am just curious," Pein answered with a smirk.

"I am so going to kick your ass, Nagato-kun! I may be all smile and jokes, but I will be damned if I don't finish this day with my feet so deep up your ass that you choke on my shoe-laces," the boy said with narrowed eyes.

"I am not Nagato anymore, I am Pein! And I will rule over this world with Konan at my side as my queen!" the amassed Paths said at the same time with a deep scowl.

"You're not too convincing, you know. I am not seeing this Godhood you preach to have," the boy answered with a sneer.

"I will defeat you and conquer this world. There is no doubt of that. I will make sure that Peace is finally achieved; one way or another the villages and their people will known rest once they recognize me as their Lord"

"I see… So you're doing this for Peace? And here I thought you were angry because Obito and Konan are all love and kisses...and hungry sex of course," Luis answered.

A few kilometers away, Nagato's eyes widened in shock and anger.

"What...did you say?! He is raping her!?" the Deva Path shouted with a murderous glare

"Rape? I don't think that is the right term when talking about an almost-married couple having a consensual physical relationship with dirty words and a lot of sweat," Luis answered simply.

Somewhere not far away – Pein's hideout -

The emaciated Nagato, real body of the Akatsuki Leader known as Pein, was growling in rage from the metallic chair he had been "forced" into, seething at the boy who dared impose himself between Nagato and his mission of rescuing his REAL LOVE and their future happiness together

...Ah, yeah! And that thing about "enslaving humanity" too.

"Consensual!? NO! Obito is certainly forcing himself on Konan! There is no other explanation, I will save her! I will save her! I WILL SAVE HER!" Nagato yelled, rising from his seat with a furious expression before looking down and going wide eyed.

"Oops! I almost forgot," he said, blushing and hurrying to sit-down again, while looking around for possible witnesses about his 'fragile' appearance being a ruse to have Konan feel pity for him.

back to the fight -

"I'll save her...but before that, I'll take pleasure in breaking you, using you as an example to whoever dares challenging a deity!" Pein said with his Paths eyes narrowing in absolute anger.

Before the boy could even try to defend himself, the six Paths converged as one on Luis, intending to finish the fight with a massive collaboration attack from each one of them.

Flying fast at the boy, riding a huge three-winged bird, the Animal Path nailed the wizard's chest before swooping upwards in a vertical arc.

"GUAAH!" Luis yelled, spitting some blood as the bird summon finally dispersed and let him fall down.

"Now! Asura Attack!" the Path said, shooting the chakra bullet from the cannon in his head towards the boy.

"D-dammit!" the boy cursed while rapidly clapping his hands, summoning a shield of blades from Lucifer to try to defend himself from the brunt of the attack before turning into wasps and flying away.

"I figured out how much time you can stay in those animal forms! Shinra Tensei!" Deva path said, appearing near the boy the instant he returned to human form, having being thrown upwards by the Asura Path shortly after the chakra-bullet was shot.

"Unfortunately for you, I don't have a 'time limit' for those transformations, it's just tiring keeping them for a long time so I usually keep those on for a short time," Luis said after turning into insects again to rapidly dodge the attack as the two crashed down.

"Damn you!" Pein said in anger as once again every 'attack-oriented' Path converged on the Umbra heir.

"WONDERFUL! I now have to defeat you in 5 seconds while dodging every attack of your Paths...too damn easy," Luis said sarcastically.

He blocked the Giant Ox's charge with the hands of Mistress Cleo, snapped its neck, then pierced the Animal Path's head with a card. The card exploded, killing the Path.

One second down.

Luis blocked a punch from the Asura Path with his guns, then shoved the Path away while summoning a ring of blades around himself. The blades rapidly fired towards the mechanical entity, making it defend itself with its six arms, while the Umbra heir jumped over its head and planted a bullet in the Path's head with a stomping motion of his foot. As he landed, the blades detonated behind him, cleaving the Path horizontally in half.

Two seconds down.

Luis ran without stopping, transforming mid-step into a fox to maneuver away from the Deva Path, before jumping onto the Human Path and tearing out the body's throat. The body toppled backwards and he leaped free, transforming back and beheading the Human Path with a swift swipe of Orochi's blade, ignoring the curses of the Deva Path as he kept going.

Three seconds down.

Pein lost the last vestiges of his self-control, grabbing Luis from behind and fouling his aim as the boy tried to shoot the Naraka Path in the forehead. Instead, the bullet merely grazed the Path's shoulder as Pein and Luis tumbled across the ground.

Four seconds down.

Luis broke free and spun rapidly to shoot the Deva Path between the eyes, making that Path go wide-eyed in surprise while trying to raise its hand to use the repulsive technique of the Rinnegan.

As the time was up, a tri-pronged kunai flew between the two, a flash of yellow light signaled the arrival of Minato with a Rasengan in his hand.

"Rasengan/Shinra Tensei!" both Minato and Pein yelled at the same time, with the gravitational technique shooting the two ninja of Konoha away.

"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Luis yelled in rage as he grabbed Minato by the front of the jacket while Naraka Path was rapidly healing the fallen Paths.

"SHOW SOME RESP-! WHAM!" Minato tried to yell back, before the boy's punch hit his nose with animal fury.

"I was there! A single fucking second and everything would have been over! You gave him enough time to recover EVERY SINGLE BODY!" the boy yelled.

"I am your Hokage, Chuunin! Step down and let me deal with him, he is out of your league. After this is over, we will deal with your insubordination. Now go back to Konoha, this is no place for kids, I'll defeat him," Minato answered.

Everywhere, in every village, silence reigned as the reality of what happened slowly registered in everyone watching the fight from the screens.

Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage of Konoha, had just forced himself into the fight, giving the enemy enough time to push Luis Umbra away and recover from the extensive damages the boy managed to deliver in an incredibly short span of time. The fight, which he had almost won, had now returned to the starting point.

And even if a small group of people were actually happy to see the Yellow Flash join the scene, the majority were instead worried that the Umbra Heir wouldn't be able to win anymore, now that the evidently tired boy was panting heavily while those men seemed being back into top form.

"Your father has just made a big mistake," Kushina said, sighing.

"I fear that it will be the first of a long series, mum," Minako answered with a disbelieving look on her face.

All of this, though, went unnoticed by Pein, Luis, and Minato, two of them still oblivious of the fact that everyone was watching while the other was focused only on how to defeat the Rinnegan user in the hope of regaining part of his lost honor and actually 'forgetting' that their fight was being broadcast everywhere.

"You are a fool, Namikaze, stop bothering me. I have an issue with the Umbra boy and I don't want a weakling like you to interfere," Pein said without even looking at him.

"A weakling? I'll show you who is a weakling!" Minato said, moving his hands in the Ram hand-seal and making several seal-tags light-up around them.

"Genjutsu?" The Deva Path asked, surprised.

"Yes, while you two were bickering, I took my time in positioning those seals to help me cover a wide area," the Yondaime said with a smirk.

"Those techniques don't work on me!" The Asura Path said, pointing its fist at Minato and shooting it at the blond at blinding speed.

"Dodge, you idiot!" Luis said grabbing Minato's arm to pull him away as the fist got stuck in the terrain.

The Asura Path launched itself forward with a strong burst of energy from its feet, its goal to reconnect its launched fist. As it moved, it lashed a high-speed lariat at Luis and Minato to keep them away, which they barely dodged.

"Illusions? Those six fight with a shared vision! Even if you trap one in a genjutsu it will still move normally, following what the others see! Did you just rush here without information about how those eyes work?" Luis asked with a growl.

"The Rinnegan is a legendary doujutsu, no-one knows what it is capable of!" Minato answered.

"Jiraiya trained Nagato before the boy went psycho and renamed himself Pein, and Konan was a former member of Akatsuki that was forced to help him out of guilt and fear! You could have just asked those two like I did!" the boy answered.

"How could I know that?" Minato countered.

"He was you teacher, you fool! You just have to talk to him a little and know him better!"

"ENOUGH! Ignore the fool and fight me, Umbra!" Pein said as the various Paths charged the two again.

"Ignore me!?" Minato said, seething in anger, "I'll show you what I am capable of with the seal I implanted on you, Hiraishin!" he then said 'flashing' towards the Deva Path.

"Useless," the man said in answer, as the Preta Path intercepted the rasengan in Minato's hand, absorbing it and leaving the Asura Path free to swat the blond Hokage away with an absent back-hand.

"Uh! Bitch-slap," Luis muttered, smirking, as Animal Path unleashed a multi-headed dog summon that immediately divided into multiple huge dogs.

"How's this, Umbra?" the female path asked from the head of one of the beasts now surrounding him.

"I love dogs and I always wanted a puppy, but daddy bought me something cooler. Kuchiyose no jutsu!(Summoning Technique)" Luis answered with a smirk, as an huge cloud of smoke covered him.

"That summon!" Pein said in surprise.

"Say hello to the puppies, Ibuse!" the Umbra boy said from the head of the huge brown salamander that immediately released a dense purple mist form its mouth.

"Poison! Damn it!" the Animal Path cursed, jumping away just as the various dogs stopped moving.

"And this is not all! OXEX RACLIR! (To vomit weeping): Gomorrah!" the boy said opening his arms wide and making the upper part of his clothes disappear with the hair moving inside a portal.

From under each of the six dogs, a new portal appeared and like in a game of whack-a-mole, the massive black dragon-like head of Gomorrah appeared. It was easily over one hundred feet in length, primarily black with purple accents, and had a strange crown-like ornament with what almost looked like a face set into the front of it on its head. Its four glowing dot-shaped eyes shining in delight as its razor-sharp fangs caught each dog summon one at a time, before emerging one last time to show the various beasts getting crushed by its twisted multi-forked snake-like tongue. Giving a devious smile, Luis snapped his fingers, giving the okay to Gomorrah that immediately set to crunch the various summons before swallowing them whole and disappearing inside the portal.

"It may not be a TRUE infernal demon, but the portal to Inferno is. I bet Cleopatra will like the puppy I am sending her," the boy thought in satisfaction.

"Damn you!" Pein said seething in anger.

"Let's g-WHOA!" Luis said as Minato flew pass him, forcing the boy to jump down Ibuse to dodge the flying man.

"Hide underground! I'll call you when it's time to hit" he ordered to the summon.

"Now that the pest is out of the way, let's finish what we started!" The Deva Path said as a rain of missiles from the Asura Path reached the boy.

"Oh joy! Those again" the other commented, using the higher speed of the flaming roller-blades to dodge the projectiles and reach the mechanized Path.

"TASTE THIS!" Luis said, moving in a flying kick that nailed the six-armed Path to the face just as the body grabbed his leg to stop him.

"You are mine now!" Pein said as the sash-like blade around the Asura Path struck at the boy.

"Ah-ah! Bad touch!" the Umbra heir answered, firing rapidly at the blade, breaking it, and using his free leg to hit the Path on the stomach. The hit liquefied it and made the hold on his leg weaken enough to break free and jump away

"NOW!" Pein said, as from behind Luis the Human Path moved to absorb his soul.

"Witch Time," the boy said, managing to slow-down time a few seconds to evade the trap and move away.

"GUUAH!" once out of harm's way the boy knelt down to puke.

In the meantime – Konoha -

"He is at his limit. He can't use the Witch Time anymore, it's still too stressful for him to use in rapid succession. If he use that again he risk losing consciousness," Jeanne said, gritting her teeth in anger.

"He will win, don't worry, he is a strong boy," Bayonetta said with a smile.

"You sure trust him a lot," Jiraiya said.

"I was never one to despair, and I won't start today with my nephew," the witch answered.

Back to the fight -

"You are losing focus, boy! Do you see what happens when one challenges a God? He gets squashed!" Pein said, grabbing him by the collar.

"Uh! Now-now! I just had a stomach-ache and you're already calling yourself the winner? Then let me give you some applause!" Luis said, smirking as dozens of blades appeared around the two and a rose in the boy's mouth.

"WHAT!?" the Deva Path exclaimed in surprise.

"Never be close to someone that loves explosions, ECSTASY!" Luis said, spitting the rose in Pein's face and making the blades explode, throwing both in opposite directions.

"D-damn y-y-you," the highly damaged Path said as it fell to its knees.

"Luckily Lucifer can't hurt its owner, or I would have been toast!" the boy answered, pelting the Deva Path in bullets, ripping away arms and legs.

"It's my turn!" Minato said, flashing towards the Animal Path that had just summoned a giant crustacean creature that immediately spat out an huge torrent of water towards him.

"Kuchiyose!" the Yellow flash answered by summoning the giant toad Gamabunta, unaware of the other Paths jumping the man with black rods at the ready.

"Behind you, old man!" Luis called out.

"What!?" Minato exclaimed, jumping away but allowing the rods hit Gamabunta.

"AAAAH! You called me to take the hit for you? What the hell were you thinking!? COWARD!" Gamabunta said angrily, while swatting away the Paths and falling down panting heavily.

"N-no! I was just...they took me by surprise!" Minato said.

"As if...I believe that..." the Toad Boss said, glaring at him with a strained voice.

"Here, let me help you, stay still!" Luis said, using his whip to latch onto the rods and pull them off.

"T-thank you, boy, I owe ya," Gamabunta said, nodding at Luis.

"Help the idiot fight and try to keep him out of my way," the boy countered.

"I'll try, and you...We will talk later, Minato! This is not over," the Boss said as the Hokage climbed him again.

"Kill them!" Pein ordered as the Crustacean Summon spat several huge bullet of water towards them.

"ATHROPOS (Cast Down): Malphas!" Luis chanted as his hair took the shape of an huge raven with three tails and multiple eyes.

"That giant crab is all for you, EAT IT!" Luis ordered as the raven assaulted the enemy summon.

"Not so fast! Shinra Tensei!" the healed Deva Path said, jumping in front of Malphas.

"Oh, no you don't!" the boy answered, countering the technique with a punch from Mistress Cleo, protecting the Giant raven from being blown back. The raven moved to peck at the giant crab until it tore the crustacean in half and disappeared.

"ENOUGH! Both of you will disappear, fear the power of a GOD! Chibaku Tensei! (Heavenly Body Bursting from the Earth)" Pein said in fury as a small sphere of energy formed between his hands just as Luis started shooting at him to stop the technique from being completed.

"Get down, I'll take care of him!" Minato said, jumping in front of Luis with Gamabunta.

"NO! STOP HIM! That jutsu is dangerous!" the boy said in worry.

"DIE!" the Deva Path screamed, launching the sphere at the two.

"Cut it in two, Gamabunta!" Minato ordered, before an incredible pull started attracting everything towards the small sphere.

"JUBILEUS-DAMMIT! Why did you have to come here!" the Umbra heir said as he, Gamabunta, Minato and even Ibuse were hauled into the air towards the Jutsu.

"RUN! Try to not get caught!" Luis said, before turning into a fox to jump between the floating rocks to evade the attack, while Ibuse dispelled itself.

"Damn you, Minato!" Gamabunta said, dispelling as well.

"Hiraishin!" Minato said, using the seals on the floating rocks to flash away and try to escape.

"It's useless! Even if not as strong as the one used by The Sage of Six Paths, you can't escape this technique!" Pein said watching, pleased, as a particularly large chunk of rock crashed against the two fleeting shinobi.

"If I can't run, then I will cleave my way through! YAAAAAAH!" Luis said as he started punching the huge sphere of rock formed from the jutsu with the huge hands of Mistress Cleo accompanying his flurry of attacks with her own.

"Just break down!" the boy said, giving a last double-punch that demolished the sphere, disrupting the justu.

"Impressive, but not enough. Shinra Tensei!" Deva Path said, appearing above the falling rubble to shoot his attack against the two, making both Hokage and Chuunin crash down onto the valley's floor.

"You won't win, I will defeat you and save the whole country from your mad plans!" Minato said, getting up.

"We need to fight together, you fool! We won't win alone otherwise. I can barely stand as it is and he will just absorb the chakra of every Jutsu you use on him while healing every damaged Path!" Luis said gabbing the man's shoulder.

"Just stand down and let me take care of him, chuunin!" Minato answered growling.

"Stop being an idiot and use that thing you call a brain! This is not something you can do for yourself, we need to work together!" the boy answered glaring at him.

"Enough! This is the last time I will listen to you being so insubordinate, consider yourself and your whole clan banished from Konoha. It is only because I feel generous that I won't label you as a missing-nin!" Minato answered, punching the boy's stomach as hard as he could, almost knocking out the young Umbra before throwing him back away from him.

Konoha -

Utter horror started flowing through the population at seeing their once beloved Hokage knock out the very same boy who more than once had been one step from defeating Pein and saving them all, all while refusing his help. The words of Gamabunta, accusing Minato of cowardly using the summon's own giant body to defend himself, only accelerating the downward spiral the man's credibility was taking following his actions and words, both recent and old.

In the midst of the fearful and even scandalized whisperers, the Umbra clan stood united in their own offence at Minato's banishment. They were ignoring the ones near them pleading for them to just ignore that order and remain in the village; those who feared to lose a whole clan possessing such powerful techniques and weapons, knowing full-well that any other village watching the fight was already planning ways to welcome the 'wrongly banished' clan into their territory to gain what Konoha had just thrown away in a fit of childish rage.

Especially Kumo, since Yugito was right now pestering A to have a 'second chance' at having a cute boy-toy for herself.

"So the bastard banished us? FINE! Get ready, we are moving to Rain. Once there I will take back my position as Amekage, and start teaching Luis the job. This place is officially our enemy and I won't sink with them in their problems!" Hanzou roared in rage.

"I am coming with you, like hell I'll let Luis go away," Tenten said, glaring at the images of Minato fighting Pein.

"I always hated the whole moving thing, I always fear I will forget something," Bayonetta said with a sigh.

"Tch! The fucker made an huge mistake. Let's get packing, it's clear we've overstayed our welcome," Jeanne said, scoffing angrily.

"THAT'S MY MAN YOU KNOCKED OUT, YOU ASS-HOLE!" Minako yelled in rage.

"Wanna leave with us?" Rodin asked.

"No, I will stay here and take the position as Hokage from that idiot. If he keeps digging his grave a substitute will soon be required," Kushina said, shaking her head in the negative.

"Then it's even better, you two officially marrying Luis would help strengthen the alliance between Rain and Konoha," Tsunade said, nodding.

"This if there will still be a village at the end of this," Shizune said, worried.

Back to the fight -

"What do you want, Namikaze? I am busy and can't waste time with a worthless human like you," Pein said.

"You fought a chuunin and barely won...don't you fear to face me? A Kage?" Minato said, smirking.

"Me? Fear you? I have only one obstacle between me and the completing of my plan, and you just knocked him out," the Deva Path answered, unconcerned, further shocking everyone watching with his admission of considering Luis a greater menace than the infamous Fourth Hokage of Konoha, rising the boy's notoriety with whoever still didn't know of the Umbra boy's abilities.

"I'll show you then," the blond man said with narrowed eyes, grabbing a tri-prongled kunai in each hand before throwing them in the air.

"Kunai-Kage Bushin no jutsu! (Kunai Shadow Clone Technique)" he said multiplying the two weapons by the dozen and surrounding the various Paths with them.

"Let's see if your eyes can keep up with me now, Hiraishin!" Minato said disappearing in a yellow flash that jumped from kunai to kunai.

Moving closer to each other the Paths moved their eyes in different directions, covering every possible angle with their shared field of vision.

"There!" Asura Path said, using a burst of chakra from under its feet to propel itself forward and catch Minato mid-flash with a powerful lariat launching him away.

"Once understood, the pattern of your moves become easy to predict, Summoning!" Animal Path said, summoning a giant chameleon-like creature with a Rinnegan eye in its left socket, a pair of ripped wings, four limbs - each ending in four large claws - and a large snake-like tail that immediately grabbed Minato to slam him down hard. The beast then disappeared into thin air, blending perfectly with the surroundings until invisible to the human eye.

"D-Damn it!" the Yellow Flash cursed as the invisible tail of the Chameleon swatted him away.

"While you play with my summon, I'll deal with my real enemy. Don't interfere in this important matter anymore," Pein said, nearing the downed Luis with both the Deva Path and the Human one.

"It does not have the same value if you are asleep, but I won't risk my vision of the Future turning into failure by playing nice. I'll tear away your dirty soul and then destroy your body with my strongest Shinra Tensei," the two Paths said at the same time.

In the Meantime – Luis' mindscape -

"Now-now! My little champion can't let such a rude man ruin his chance in acting cool, isn't it?" a manifestation of Cleopatra said, appearing in the sewer that was the boy's mind and momentarily turning it into a copy of her Tower in the Lust Circle of Inferno.

"C-Cleopatra-sama?" Luis said, surprised at finding himself laying down with his head on her lap.

"Uh-hu! The idiot got you pretty hard. I was expecting you to rip off his arm actually," the Queen of Lust answered, pouting.

"Yeah, you should have totally killed him," Kurama added, nodding.

"I lowered my guard, girls...it happens to everyone," the boy answered.

"It shouldn't happen to you though. Now get up and fight; that idiot Minato will get himself killed if you don't act quickly," Cleopatra said.

"You make it sound like something bad" the Kyuubi answered with a raised eyebrow.

"I am already on it and I already have a plan, I just hope it will work though," Luis answered, smirking.

"Good! I like all the Lust you are sending down to me, so keep this up and I may repay you myself with the interest," Cleopatra answered with a pleased smirk.

"You are the Queen of Lust, the sum of all things kinky...I am actually scared of what you may do to me and my manhood," the boy answered, worried.

"Kukukuku! When you took my test I was 'holding back'. You will be lucky if I don't leave you cross-eyed for the rest of eternity with what I have in mind, HAHAHAHAHA!" The Queen of Lust said, disappearing with a chilling laugh.

"Bitch," Kurama said, scoffing angrily and crossing her arms.

Real world -

"Time to die, Umbra! You did well, but you had no chances to win when fighting a God," Human Path said, moving to grab the boy's face just as his eyes snapped open. Both Paths were forced to jump back to dodge the shot from both guns in Luis' hands.

"Kuchiyose, Ibuse! Oxex Raclir, Gomorrah!" (Summoning, Ibuse / To vomit Weeping, Gomorrah) Calling outall the mental strength at his disposal, Luis almost knocked himself back into unconsciousness by summoning the Salamander and the Dragon-like demon at the same time. Both emerged from under their targets, with Ibuse swallowing the Naraka Path in a single bite before spitting the heavily poisoned body out, while the demonic beast was biting the still invisible chameleon to bits, killing it before moving to engulf the downed Path, chewing it until nothing remained.

"No more healing, cheater!" Luis said, sticking out his tongue at Pein.

"You...you made a double summoning!? And how did you know where that chameleon was?" Minato said in surprise.

"Those two techniques works in different ways but it's still tiring... and I am a wizard, Minato, if I can see and enter Purgatorio when I want, I can see where that beast is hiding...and even then, it may be invisible, but it still leaves imprints on the terrain as it walks. The vibrations of its steps helped too," the Umbra heir answered, panting and with an eye closed.

"As I thought, Umbra...I can't let someone like you roam free. If I want this world to submit to me...I'll have to completely erase you and your Clan from this world altogether!" Pein said as every path except Deva momentarily fell face-down while the Rinnegan of the remaining body started glowing in power.

"Kuchiyose: Gedou Mazou! (Summoning: Demonic Statue of the Outer Path)" the Deva path said, making the earth start trembling heavily while pillars of rock sprouted around him as a gigantic figure sitting in a lotus position slowly rose from underground and behind Pein.

"Well...shit," Minato said with wide eyes.

"Couldn't have said it better..." Luis muttered, nodding.

The Demonic Statue was a giant, earthen-coloured humanoid entity biting down on a scroll which was held in place by two ropes extending from beneath its blindfold on either side of its head. Most of its body looked decayed, and its back was covered by spike-like protrusions. Both arms and ankles were bound by shackles, and it seemed to be wearing some form of robe; a black rod extended from it midsection and resembled an umbilical cord, moving as it was breathing with long, drawn-out growls.

After a long moment of immobility, it slowly turned to glare at Luis even with its nine eyes remaining closed. After taking a tentative sniff, the Statue leaned its head back to give a deafening roar while breaking its restraints and causing the scroll in its mouth to hang from the left rope like an earring. Once it finally got up it fully showed its impressive height, dwarfing everything and making the earth tremble with every step it took.

Konoha – in the meantime -

"We are doomed! Not even the Fourth Hokage or Luis Umbra can face something so massive!" a distressed Jonin said shaking like a leaf in a storm.

"Ufufufufu! Jubileus was slightly taller than that little toy and way more cute. Isn't that right Jeanne?" Bayonetta said with a little laugh, shocking the ones listening with her calm.

"Yeah, and it didn't stop you from killing her. And since he is my son, I can only expect him to actually do the same...only better," Jeanne answered, smirking.

"Our little Cheshire can do that... so long as he doesn't have the same temper as you of course," the black-haired witch answered with a little laugh.

"Fuck you," Jeanne said.

"Yes, I love you too, Jeannie," Bayonetta said with a devious smile.

Back to the fight -

"So you were playing with me. THIS is what happens when you take off the kid gloves," Luis said as the Deva Path and the others jumped onto the Statue's head with several black rods piercing their bodies to connect them to the statue's head forming a crown of sort.

"As were you, Umbra! My spies reported that there wasn't a single fight where you acted in a...how they phrased it? In a professional way," Pain said, annoyed.

"Bah! That may be true, but contrary to me, you realized when to stop 'joking around'. I, instead, fear I like to play too much. It's a pity for you that this won't stop me from defeating you in the most painful way possible though."

"You fool, only the possessor of a TRUE Rinnegan like me can summon and control this statue, you won't be able to stop me now!" Pein said.

"This remains to be seen, Ibuse!" Luis said jumping on the Salamander's head and yet failing to reach even just the knee of the giant statue.

"I won't be outdone by a brat, Gamabunta!" Minato said summoning the Toad boss.

"Tche! This is gonna hurt, isn't it, Luis-kun?" the Toad asked to the boy.

"Not gonna lie, Gama-kun, I fear we will be pretty sore tomorrow," the Umbra Heir answered with a sigh.

"Sigh! I thought so, let's just get this over with," the summon said, sighing himself.

"A hero must do what a hero must do, buddy," the boy answered, shrugging.

"You do know I am the one with the Toad Summoning contract, right?" Minato said, annoyed.

"Yeah, yeah...and I am starting to have second thoughts by the way," The Toad Boss muttered, shaking his head.

"Now die, Umbra, and stop trying to come between me and my destiny," Pein said, guiding the giant statue to punch the two.

"Ibuse, use the poison!" the boy ordered, unsealing a breathing mask and making the summon unleash a massive cloud of poison to cover his position.

"This will only prolong the inevitable!" the man answered, stomping down with the massive foot of the giant, shaking the terrain and blowing away the cloud to show that the boy disappeared somewhere.

"I am still here, go Gamabunta!" Minato said as the Toad Boss jumped towards the statue with his sword at the ready.

"Come on, little toy! Let's see how hard you are!" Gamabunta said, hitting the statue's leg with his weapon, which shattered upon impact with the stone.

"Ah...a lot actually," the Toad Boss said surprised, watching the fragments of blade rain down with a pained expression.

"I am officially out of the contract now, aren't I?" Minato asked, sighing as Pein drew back the enormous leg for a strong kick.

"Yes, very much so..." the Toad summon said as the kick nailed him in the chest, launching the massive Gamabunta up in the sky until he turned into a little twinkling star in the sky.

"DAAAAAAMN YOU, MINAAAATOOOOOO!" the Boss summon yelled before dispelling.

"Where are you, Umbra brat? SHOW YOURSELF!" Deva Path said as the other bodies were acting as the statue's eyes to further strengthen its sight.

"I am not beaten yet!" Minato said flashing in front of the Path using his Hiraishin seal still on its body.

"I can still use my techniques, you know?" Deva Path casually stated.

"Ah..."

"Shinra Tensei!" Pein yelled shooting the Yellow Flash back down.

"Can you please stop bothering me? I am trying to kill the last hope of every village," Pein asked in a surprisingly polite tone.

"The last hope!? HE IS JUST A CHUUNIN!" Minato yelled from the crater he was stuck in from his violent landing.

"And yet he is doing a better job than you at giving me a difficult fight," The Animal Path answered.

"BUT I AM THE HOKAGE!" the other answered with a shrilly whine.

"Yes, and? It's a title, and if you ask me, it's more political than about power. Hanzou, too, was the Amekage and the one who defeated the three Sannin by himself (as well as giving them that name) and yet I have defeated him not long ago," Pein answered, making the statue shrug.

"But-but...I am Minato Namikaze!" Minato said again.

"Uff! Listen, once I have dealt with my real enemy and obstacle, I will fight with you for five minutes, okay? I'll even let you make a 'memorable speech' about justice, just don't cry," Pein said in a placating manner.

"I am not crying," the blond said, sniffing loudly.

"Sure you aren't," the Deva Path answered with a gentle smile and used the Statue's huge finger to pat Minato's head, accidentally sending him deeper underground. "Sorry," he then said.

"Now...where is that bastard?" Pein said, focusing his various Path's eyes under him now, and finding to his horror that the boy was looking at him with a devious smile.

"TELOC VOVIM: Scolopendra! (Dragon of Death: Scolopendra!)" Luis chanted, making the earth around the Statue explode as a long shadow moved to restrain Pein from the legs up, before showing its form as a long centipede whose head had several eyes and a pair of giant pliers that it then used to bite the Summon's neck. It then began constricting with enough force to have cracks appear on the massive body

"You can't win! Shinra..." Deva path was about to say, before a chilling laugh interrupted him.

"Why do you think I took so long? I was convincing an 'old friend' of mine to deal the finishing blow on you," Luis said, as blood started flowing out from his eyes, nose and mouth while a portal so big it dwarfed even the Demonic Statue of the Outer Path opened behind the boy riding the demonic centipede.

From said portal a dark miasma erupted, as the massive form of the upper body of Cleopatra came out, only a long necklace and some of Luis' hair covering her breast. She laughed again before giving a dark smirk, further twisted by the 'Glasgow smile' already on her face.

"Here for you, the Queen of Lust, the Mistress of every dirty thought, the monarch of everything perverted in this world, and the one that will finally kick your ass, MISTRESS CLEOPATRA!" Luis said opening his arms wide to present the titanic woman after her entrance.

"Thank you, my cute little Champion...you see, I am here because He wanted to summon Queen Sheba by himself. The thing is, other than killing him, it would also have been overkill. I will be the one to play with you instead, so you better feel honored. I am not accustomed to going out of my way for this sort of thing," Cleopatra said, closing her fists tight and surrounding them in wind and lightning shining in dark power.

"I am...I am a God..." Pein said whimpering.

"Not for long. And by the way, your Real Body will also feel this, I am good in dealing with souls," the Lust Queen answered, drawing back both fists.

"Mercy?" Pein tried again as the various Paths swallowed nervously.

"No, now scream my name, BITCH!" Cleopatra answered, unleashing a flurry of punches that threw the Giant Statue down and out of Scolopendra's hold and embedded it into the terrain.

"This is not over yet," Cleopatra said, hovering over Pein and starting with a slow one-two set of punches, before slowly building up speed until her arms were blurring and the Demonic Statue shaking under the heavy assault while it was desperately trying to claw away from the blood-thirsty Lust Queen.

"Don't run away, asshole!" she exclaimed, grabbing both Statue's legs and making her high-heeled feet appear momentarily to stomp on the creature's (and Nagato's) groin repeatedly, gaining a high-pitched shriek from both summon and summoner.

"That looks...painful," Luis muttered, panting. Keeping the portal active was draining his already low reserves.

"NOW DISAPPEAR!" Cleopatra said, lifting the Statue and delivering a last punch that moved through its huge body, tearing it in half horizontally and making the heavy damaged Deva Path crash down as the summon crumbled to pieces.

"I have to go, any longer and the strain will kill you. Pay attention Luis, I am proud of you. Keep this up my cute Champion," the Lust Queen said, giving the boy a thumbs-up before disappearing.

"You are...still alive?...you are one stubborn bastard" Luis said, watching tiredly as the Deva Path alone was still 'healthy' enough to move towards him, even if without an arm and limping heavily.

"I won't...be stopped..." the Path said, as the man maneuvering it was clinging to consciousness with tooth and nail to try and deliver the finishing blow to the boy.

"RASENGAN!" Minato yelled, thrusting the spiraling sphere on the Path's back, tearing it to pieces.

"Damn...you..." Nagato managed to say, as the last of his strength abandoned him, making both original and Path lose consciousness and fall down.

"I still have my guns, I was about to shoot him," Luis commented, chuckling.

"Hn! This is the last we will see of him. After this I will find the REAL Pein and arrest him; the Rinnegan will be useful once back in Konoha," Minato said, looking down at the Path.

"Useful for who? Yourself or the Village?" the boy asked.

"For the village through myself, of course," Minato answered without thinking, too engrossed in his plans to remember there were people watching.

"So you will once again be their beloved Leader, feared and respected by everyone," Luis said, shaking his head while sitting down and fishing a leaf-shaped lollipop from his pockets for him to enjoy in celebration.

"Uh?" the Hokage asked snapping out of his thoughts.

"People are no longer watching. I think that I helped them understand who between you two is the best," The Shinigami lied as he appeared near Luis to pat the boy's head.

"I beg you pardon?" Minato asked, surprised to see the Death God in front of him.

"Several years ago, you had the foolish idea to summon me and skip your payment, something that won't happen anymore since I asked to both Kami and Yami to 'change the rules' covering that loophole you managed to find and exploit. Since then I was mad at you, but then, some time later an occasion to get revenge literally fell on my lap and guess what, I took it with both hands!" The Shinigami said, smirking evilly, knowing that everyone watching was now leaning closer to try and understand what happened between the Death God and the Yellow Flash.

"You mean that you planned Pein's attack and Kushina's divorce?" the man asked angrily.

"Oh, nonono! You see, my dear idiot of an human, I had no hand in those events or any other, I just set things in motion to have the Umbra Clan reach these lands and, more precisely, your village, knowing full-well that Luis would have surpassed you in everything. I would have been happy just like that, but Fate moved to have your reputation crumble to dust by itself and I was surprised by how things were going. Who would have known that by just re-uniting a boy with his family I would have obtained such a result?" the Death God said with a wide smile.

"Reunited a boy with his family?...Naruto? Luis is Naruto?" Minato said with his eyes going wide.

"What?! No! I am talking about Hanzou," the Shinigami said, feigning surprise, expecting the blond to fall for this 'double meaning'.

"You are lying! I always knew that having an ANBU squad defeated by a bunch of bandits was strange. You took him and gave him those powers to defeat me!" Minato said with what appeared to be a crazed light in his eyes.

In Konoha – in the meantime -

"He snapped. The stress of the battle must have been too much," Jeanne said, inwardly smirking.

"Luis should be Naruto? I saw the paternity test Tsunade-sama performed; does he still refuse to acknowledge his son's death by trying to 'fill the void' with the boy?" Tenten added, faking worry.

"Maybe I should have checked his mental health after the deed. Who knows what damages that caused," Tsunade said, shaking her head. Around them, murmurs began to ripple through the village about Minato finally losing it.

Back to Minato and Luis -

"Hey old man, no offense, but I am the son of Jeanne and Hanzou, not yours, but it's alright, no need to get angry," Luis said, rising his hands in a placating manner, playing the part of the one trying to reason with an unstable madman.

"What's wrong, Minato? Do you fear to see your mistakes exposed to the public? Like the way you forced Mikoto into being your lover? Or the fact that you gave money to one of Onoki's ANBU with gambling debts he could not pay so you knew where to strike in order to gain your fearful reputation of 'Yellow Flash'? I am surprised Onoki never knew that it was not a case of that group of shinobi accidentally finding themselves in the right place for you to hit," the Shinigami said, making the ones watching gasp in horror, especially Onoki who immediately started yelling for blood at the truth behind one of their biggest defeats in the village history.

"You won't say a thing! No-one will know of this!" Minato said in anger.

"And who are YOU to threaten ME?" the Death God asked with amusement.

"I am Minato Namikaze! Yellow Flash and Yondaime of Konoha! Those people need me! Those idiots can't even wipe their own asses if I am not there telling them how to do it; those poor bakas will drown in their own spit if I am not there to guide them!" the man answered growling.

"Tsunade and Kushina would be wonderful substitutes. Even Jiraiya if he ever wants. Hell! Even Hiruzen would be able to hold the place long enough to have one of them learn enough for the job," the Shinigami said, crossing his arms.

"Are you crazy? Tsunade? She is a gambling addict with a short temper, she doesn't know how to handle HER money, she can't lead a WHOLE VILLAGE! Same thing for Jiraiya: he is a great Spy Master and all, but if he doesn't stop using his guts to think, he will never achieve anything more than his smutty books. Kushina, I would never consider since she can't stand a simple affair without breaking down; a village is also dealing things behind people's backs," Minato answered.

"And Hiruzen? And Asuma?" Luis asked, curious.

"Sensei is just too old; a fossil that shouldn't force himself too much. I don't want him to burst a vein from the stress. Asuma is just too lazy; I respect him and his abilities, but he is not Leader material," the blond answered, oblivious that the whole population of Konoha was accompanying the ones he had just insulted in gaining several tick-marks on their heads.

"A FOSSIL!?" Hiruzen roared in rage with Enma appearing in his hands in Staff Form while Asuma was growling near him.

"A gambling addict...I will show him how short my temper is," Tsunade said, cracking her knuckles with a deep frown on her face.

"Leave something for this good-for-nothing pervert, Hime, apparently I still have something to teach him," Jiraiya said, frowning as well.

"So? What now?" the Shinigami asked, pleased by the anger he was sensing coming from the various villages with Konoha being the biggest source.

"Now? You still can't directly stop me. Luis instead will return to being MY son Naruto; I'll have Inoichi free your head from those ideas of being Hanzou's son and return to where you belong," Minato answered looking at the boy.

"Now, let's calm down an instant, I am not your son. Let's just return to the village," Luis said.

"Shut Up, Naruto! You have to come back with me, the villagers still need a focus for their anger and I can't let you escape like this," the man answered, shocking the villagers of Konoha.

"You let those people beat your son on purpose?" Luis asked in surprise.

"I needed a way to keep them away from Minako so I could train her to freely use the Fox's power. I had to choose, and since a Soul has no power that can be harnessed, it was easy; now, that diversion went missing and I need it to return," the other answered, grabbing the boy's arm in a painful grip.

"I won't do that if I were you," the Shinigami said with a warning tone.

"SHUT UP! I outsmarted you! I outsmarted the Death God himself, so do not challenge me. And you...as soon as we are back to Konoha, I expect you to help Minako achieve the same summons and then accept those being sealed away from you. You are my son, Naruto, and you will obey me!" Minato said with a crazy glint in his eyes.

In Konoha -

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THAT BASTARD IS ABDUCTING MY SON, I WANT HIS HEAD!" Hanzou roared as Rodin and Luka were struggling to keep him down.

"We need to help him, uncle!" Sasuke said to Obito.

"Minako will come with me. Luis is too tired to fight back, so we'll use my Kamui to reach them as I know where those two are," Obito answered with a nod.

"I am coming too, it's my man that bastard is threatening," Tenten said, coming closer to the Uchiha.

"Bring Minato here, I'll have him 'join' the hospital to see what I can do to help him," Tsunade said.

"Roger, come you two!" Obito said, making both him and the two girls disappear in a vortex.

With Luis and Minato -

"Let me go, you crazy bastard!" Luis said, shooting at the man and wounding his shoulder.

"Naruto! Don't make me angry, you will do what I said and you will very well like it!" Minato ordered.

"I AM NOT NARUTO! You killed your son with your being such a damn idiot! You are so dependent on your position as Hokage that you are ready to do anything to keep that! And now you want to tear me away from my family to be the scapegoat for your mistakes!" the boy shouted in fury at the man who had caused his former life to be Hell on Earth.

"It doesn't matter what you or any other want! I know what's best and you all should have recognized it years ago!" the Yellow Flash said, finally losing his last hold on reality and spiraling down into a blind rage that was making him say things he didn't really believe.

"I am satisfied, drop the act Luis, we finished here," the Shinigami said, smirking while snapping his fingers.

"WHAT!?" Minato exclaimed in surprise.

"Umbra Clan secret recipe, Healing Lollipops! I only had one, so I was waiting for an emergency situation to use it while fighting Pein. Since it was over I used it after," Luis answered, cracking his back and showing off being perfectly fine instead of tired.

"By the way, NOW the connection with the various villages is over. I left it on long enough to have everyone hear you admit your sins, you idiot, and you even spilled more than what I planned! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the Death God said, letting out a thunderous dark laugh.

"And by the way, bastard, yes I AM Naruto. Surprised? THIS is the potential that you threw away," Luis said, smirking cruelly.

"And by the way, Kushina is pregnant with Luis' child, and both Minako and Tenten expressed the wish to follow her lead soon, Joy too. Bayonetta said she doesn't want to get fat but won't skip the Fun if you know what I mean," the Shinigami said in triumph at Minato's horrified face.

"Kushi-chan is pregnant? COOL! I am gonna be a daddy, isn't it wonderful, Mina-baka?" Luis said happily.

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Minato screamed while reaching for the boy.

"Kamui!" Obito said, appearing in front of him to punch his face.

"Stop where you are!" Minako said, knocking the surprised man down for Tenten to tie-up and cover in chakra-suppressing seals.

"I guess my mission is over then?" Luis asked the Death God.

"Very much so, good job. I knew I made the right choice in trusting you," The Shinigami said as he disappeared.

"You are coming home sensei, we will help you, you are between friends," Obito said with a calm tone

"You don't understand! He is Naruto! He came back to get revenge!" Minato yelled

"Hogake-sama, we all saw the paternity tests Tsunade-sama performed, other nurses did the same to show those were not altered, he is Luis Umbra, not Naruto Namikaze," Tenten said

"NO! I know it's the truth! He admitted it! Tell them you are Naruto! Tell them the Shinigami changed you into that woman's son! TELL THEM YOU ARE MINE!" the blond man yelled in rage, trying to get free

"Let's go home, he needs some rest," Luis said getting up

"And Nagato?" Obito asked

"He should be around here, I bet he is close so to see with his own eyes as he destroyed me," the boy answered

"We'll ask Zetsu, he'll use some chakra suppressing seals on him and will bring him to the Uchiha Compound," Obito said as the group moved back towards Konoha.

Two Weeks later – Konoha – Minato's room -

"Minato, we already went through this...Luis is not Naruto, he is not your son," Inoichi said with a groan to the stubborn man bounded to the bed

"But he admitted it" the blond answered with a whine

"Listen, he said that he never did and since you insisted I even checked his memories, he said the truth, he never admitted of being Naruto," the Yamanaka Clan Head said grabbing the bridge of his nose

"The Shinigami must have modified his memories," Minato said huffing

"If he did I can't demonstrate it," Inoichi said

"If it helps, no, I didn't do that," the Death God said appearing in the room with Tsunade, Kushina, Luis and few other Clan Heads and Elders

"How are you, Minato? All okay?" Shikaku Nara asked curious

"He still insist you are his son, Luis, I don't know what to do," Inoichi said with a sigh

"That is in fact the reason I am here in the first place," the Shinigami said with a devious smirk

"You are gonna admit that you changed him?" Minato asked hopefully

"No, you sorry excuse of an under-evolved ape, as of now Tsunade will take your place until Kushina will be ready to take the position" the Death God answered

"WHAT!?" Minato yelled with wide eyes

"Since I am needed in the Hospital I will 'divide' the job with Jiraiya while Sarutobi-sensei teach Kushina, once her baby will be big enough she will take the place," Tsunade explained

"I will help Kushina-sama with the care of the little girl while she is in the office," Shizune said with a wide smile

"So you won, Naruto...you must be glad..." Minato said looking out of the window

"It never was something where one can find a Winner or a Loser, old man, you cheated when summoning a god, you should be happy he didn't kill you," Luis answered, ignoring the use of his old name

"I did it for the better of Konoha," the man answered with a low voice

"And your family?" Luka asked

"It was...inconsequential in the bigger picture, I knew I had to make sacrifices otherwise our Jinchuuriki would have never been able to grow strong and loyal, I wanted to separate the power from the soul and then send the spirit to the Death God, but he so much wanted to LIVE after that so to guide those people, they NEED ME! So when I saw the Fox' spirit fuse with you, Naruto, I saw my prayers get an answer, I would have been still alive and my daughter would have been able to learn to use the power inside her...it was all perfect..." Minato said with a dreamy voice

"So you decided to let your son suffer, knowing that by leaking the news about how the sealing went all the village's hate would have moved on only one twin of the two," Luis said with clenched teeth

"Minako was fundamental...you were..." Minato trailed off uncertain

"Expendable?" Kushina said growling

"Regretfully yes, I had no choice, Naruto is tainted by the Kyuubi's Soul, those two spirits are fused, he will never be the same anymore," the former Hokage said nodding

"I was waiting for this confrontation since that night...but seeing you that delusional is not as funny as I dreamed, you are delusional, human, all the power of the World is useless if there is not a WILL behind it, Minako can use the Kyuubi's chakra because both her spirit and Naruto's were in sync with that energy since they were surrounded by it while in Kushina's womb. Your Son could have been able to harness a similar amount of power had you trained him, the WILL of the Kyuubi would have helped him 'understanding' chakra so much that he could have brought the Sage Arts of the Toads to heights never seen since the Summoning Clan's birth; with his help even Minako's own training would have given incredible result since the beginning since his very same vicinity would have calmed the Kyuubi's chakra inside her," the Shinigami said making Minato go wide-eyed in awe

"We can still do that! Naruto is still alive! We can do that!" Minato said struggling to get free

"Naruto is dead, Minato, the boy is Luis Umbra," Tsunade explained with a slow tone to help him understand

"But...but..." he said

"Let it drop, old man, you still can help the village, even if not as Hokage" Luis said smiling

"For as long as I draw breath this will not be over! YOU WILL DO AS I SAY! THIS IS MY VILLAGE! MIIIINE!" the blond man yelled in rage

"Calm down now, it's useless getting nervous" the Death God said

"SILENCE! YOU ARE NOTHING! I defeated you once and I can do that again! As long as the Fox' soul is inside Naruto you can't kill me! If you take that spirit you will kill my son as well and he is not part of our contract, I won! I WON! Even you had to admit defeat in front of ME!" Minato said with a growl

"You still don't get it? You lose, Minato! In this game between me and you, YOU are the one being defeated! I hoped that you would have used this as a new start, but since you are so disrespectful of me, let me tell you something, I can now tear out your soul from your body without killing Luis, you know?" The Shinigami answered with a frown

"W-W-What?" the Yellow Flash said getting deadly-pale

"Exactly, after getting the Rules 'updated' to stop what you did from happening again, I got the permission to take out your Soul whenever I wished, but looking at you squirm around was just too funny, and you know what? I think I will place a pretty Curse on you as punishment for that remark about defeating me and your overall disrespect of me," The Shinigami said smirking evilly

"A Curse?" Tsunade asked with a worried tone

"Yes, nothing lethal, but it will give me further enjoyment in torturing him,"

"Nothing too scarring either I hope," Kushina said

"Oh, nonono! Even worse than that!" the Death God said chuckling evilly

"I like that laugh, it promise something nasty," Rodin said with a low chuckle

"What...what do you planned?" Minato asked fearfully

"From now on, Minato Namikaze, you will be Kushina and Luis' slave, never again you will know freedom, but will be forced to follow their every command," the Shinigami said with his voice turning booming and thunderous

"It's...not so bad" Minato tried saying

"It's not everything, you fool, since I am blessing the whole Clan with Immortality, it means that you will follow them for the eternity, and, I here further curse you to always watch as Luis, Kushina and Minako consume their passion, never will you be able to look elsewhere while they express their Lust and Desire!" the Shinigami added, disappearing while leaving behind an ice-cold evil laugh

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" in a very Darth-Vader-Style Minato yelled is horror to the sky, scaring the whole village

"It means...that other than obeying he will..." Bayonetta said surprised

"The bastard will be forced to watch his ex-wife getting stuffed by a young man for the rest of the eternity...hard-core stuff that," Rodin said nodding

"PLEASE SHINIGAMI-SAMA! Everything but not that! Rip off my soul! Throw me in Hell with the devils, everything bu not watching my baby princess getting deflowered by my son! I am sorry! I AM SORRY!" Minato sobbed in despair.

"Doing it with him watching? Kinky...I want to see if it's really the truth," Kushina said hugging Luis and licking his earlobe, making Minato's head rapidly move to watch them

"I CAN'T LOOK AWAY! STOP IT!" the man shrieked in disgust

"OOH-OH! This is sooo interesting!" Luis said with a smirk

"Let's go home, darling! We have a wedding to organize!" Kushina said happily

"A w-w-wedding?" Minato asked in fear

"Uh-hu! Luis will officially marry me, Minako and Tenten as a way to have an alliance between Konoha and Rain," the red-haired woman answered with a wide smile

"Jeanne-kaasan talked with a representative of Ame together with Konan and Obito, they said that after all that time with Pein they will gladly return to Hanzou, a bastard he may be, but he was not bat-shit insane like Nagato was," Luis said nodding

"Guh!" the former Hokage moaned before letting his head fall down on the cushion

"SHIT! Call the other doctors, his heart stopped!" Tsunade said, trying to re-animate him

Three years later – Rain Village – Kage Tower - Epilogue -

"As you can see, by remembering to the Council that you are the Kage, you can reduce the paperwork for this job to a fourth, other villages usually left their MILITARY Leader take care of every single small problem, BUT, if you have the Civilian part deal with the bigger part of it and THEN bring you the actual list of every change they wish to see happening, you can then choose what to accept and what to refute," Hanzou explained from his desk while Luis was taking notes.

"Only a list? Isn't that too little?" the Boy asked

"The one that bring the List will also explain every point of it, the trick to not get lied to is to remember them that if you find them trying to do something funny you will have them guttered and then burned in the main plaza of the Village to set an example," the masked man answered simply

"That sounds harsh, dad," Luis said sweat-dropping

"You can always have a trusted man trained into recognize lies and have a even more trusted agent infiltrate the Civilian Council so to listen the 'uncut version' and even pilot their choices where YOU want, remember, people may think that the Council is here to have the villagers have a say in the matters concerning the Village, but this," Hanzou said pointing at his desk with what was evidently a wide smirk

"This is a DICTATORSHIP, we just mask it like something where everyone's ideas has the same weight as ours, do it properly and they will even believe your ideas are their own," he then said chuckling

"Still filling my husband's head with that garbage?" Minako asked entering the office with a wide smile

"I am teaching him this job, woman! Don't interfere!" Hanzou answered crossing his arms

"Minako-chan! Glad to see you again, how was Konoha?" Luis asked hugging the young woman tightly

"Bah! Boring as usual now that your whole Clan transferred here, Mum is always sad when you are not around to cheer her up...and I am sad too," Minako said with a little pout

"We three can come and go as we please from the Hell's Gate in the Umbra Compound, it's what? An instant-long trip? I came to Konoha yesterday," Luis answered laughing

"Yeah, but we feel alone easily, okay? You should come seeing us more often," Minako answered with a childish whine

"I find it a little too much near the 'obsession' territory," Joy said entering the office as well, cradling in her arms a young boy with pale white hair almost shining in the room's light

"How's my little nephilim? How's my little half-angel?" Luis said as the boy giggled at him

"He is growing strong, just like his daddy, I bet in Paradiso they are throwing a fit, but since I was banned and so OUT of their jurisdiction, they can't do a thing," the angel said with an happy smile

"Their problems, not mine!" the Umbra Heir answered smirking

"I really need to learn her language, I don't understand a word," Hanzou muttered

"How's Kushina doing?" Luis asked curious

"Oh! She is okay, still arguing with Mikoto-san from time to time," Minako answered

"Why?"

"I can't answer, woman's secret!" she answered

Konoha – Hokage Tower – in the Meantime -

While Shizune was playing with a little girl with pale-red hair, inside the office a newly appointed Hokage was dealing with the first of a long series problem since taking the Big Chair barely a week ago.

"I am an Uchiha! If I ask to have Luis Umbra's help to repopulate my Clan then I have all the rights to obtain it!" Mikoto said glaring at Kushina

"You already have Itachi and Sasuke helping with that! Those two have a daughter each so stop bothering MY husband!" Kushina answered with a growl

"It doesn't matter! I admit that Yugao and Ino gave me two wonderful babies, but it's still not enough! My Clan needs a strong male heir and only one as MANLY as the Umbra Heir can help me with that!" Mikoto said

"Mother, please calm down" Itachi asked gently, inwardly frowning at the jab at his manliness

"Ino-chan? Am I so unmanly?" Sasuke asked worried

"Well...I don't know, I should try it with Luis-san to properly make a comparison," the Yamanaka heir said with a devious smile

"It's not funny, dear," the younger Uchiha brother said sulking

"I bet Kisame and Tayuya-san have not all those problems" Itachi muttered with a sigh as he saw the red-haired Hokage let out an exasperated howl of rage

"THAT'S IT! I'll personally tear off that Uchiha Ass-Pole Luis talked about from you!" Kushina yelled pouncing on Mikoto

"KYAAAAH!" the Uchiha Matriarch yelled

"I am out of here, I promised to Konan we would have gone to see a movie together with the twins, good luck," Obito said leaving the office in a vortex to go to his wife and sons and missing both ANBU and Uchiha Twins try to separate the two struggling women.

Back to Rain -

"Heya, I finished the new project," Rodin said entering the Kage office

"What project?" Luis asked

"I asked to your sensei to use the fragment of the Gedou Mazou to build a long-range weapon to use as a last resort," Hanzou answered

"Yeah, the huge cannon we will install on the Tower can hit everything in a fifteen-kilometers radius and turn it to ash, I used the soul of a certain Madara I found inside to power it, he was not happy," Rodin answered lighting a cigar

"Wonderful! I wished I had one back in the days too, it would have made everything a lot simpler," Hanzou said happily

"Ah! Jeanne wishes to remind you that you are better take that Passion Root again tonight, her two toys are too tired to help her," the black man said laughing at Hanzou's desperate face

"Toys?" Minako asked

"Two former members of the Akatsuki named Hidan and Kakuzu, we captured them after their failed attack to Konoha and sealed off their chakra, Jeanne-kaasan decided to use them...as sex-toys...ugh!" Luis answered with a gagging sound of disgust

"Sorry if I asked," Minako said with a green face

"Yeah, mind having a walk? I need some fresh air," Luis said presenting his arm

"Hai!" Minako answered giggling while latching to him

"Not so fast! I am coming too!" Tenten said using her Devil Bringer to latch to the young man's other arm and joining them

"Just once! Can I have some alone time with Luis-kun without your ugly interference?" Minako asked growling

"Nope!" the other answered sticking out her tongue

"Girls! I am here, don't argue!" Luis said sighing

"KIMIMARU! Move your ass! I don't want to be late! This is my first day as Academy Instructor and you will be there to cheer for me!" Haku growled while dragging the last Kaguya

"Yes, dear" Kimimaru said nodding obediently

"WHIPPPPEEEEEED!" yelled as one whoever saw the young couple passing by

"Oh mother who are in Heaven...HELP MEEE!" the Last Kaguya yelled in his mind as his wife gave a new pull to his arm, almost dislocating it.

"Sucks to be him," Luis said smirking

"What about a little challenge? The one that makes Luis-kun come the most will have him exclusively for a week without the other interfering," Minako offered

"Deal! Minato will be our referee!" Tenten said nodding

"As you wish...Mistress..." Minato answered with a void voice and empty eyes

"Come on! With that attitude you will never properly count how many times Luis will come on your daughter's face! Cheer up!" Tenten said with a devilish smirk

"Buuuu-huuuuu!" the Yellow Flash muttered before crying again in despair

"I think I will join too, it sounds funny," Bayonetta said with a cheerful smile, a mouth-gagged Anko on a leash with her hand

"Why do you have a Special-Jounin of Konoha on a leash?" Luis asked

"She said that my hair-suit makes my dear butt look fat, I don't think so so I decided to punish her a little" the Witch answered simply

"Can I borrow her?" the Umbra Heir asked

"I can't see why not" Bayonetta answered shrugging while Anko nodded eagerly

"Just don't knock her up" Tenten added

"I'll pay attention" Luis answered.

Nine months later the Snake Mistress will deliver a pretty young baby boy to the world; the following month she will become an Umbra Clan member herself and Luis' new wife while the boy had to sleep on the couch for few weeks in punishment for forgetting to use contraceptives.

But other than that, the various couples lived an happy, LONG life while working on having the various villages to obtain something near to Peace, knowing full well that they would have all the time of the World to do that while watching their kids while they remained to watch over them like guardian angels.

Rodin opened a second pub in Ame and used the portal between the one in Rain and the one in Konoha to control both with Luka taking charge of the one in the Leaf with Obito and Konan's help to not blow to local up.

Nagato had his bloodline sealed away forever and was sent to a medical wing at the Hospital specialized in Fanboys/girls in the same room as Sakura with both clad in nice straitjackets, the doctors were pretty confident of being able to 'cure' them, both man and girl still send pen-in-the-mouth-written poetry to Konan and Sasuke from time to time.

Minato...well, he was still forced to watch Luis getting kinky with his daughter, ex-wife and Tenten, none will ever believe his pleas about Luis being Naruto, all for the Amusement of the Shinigami that kept torturing the copy he firstly took from the seal in every evil way he could come up with.

All was fine, and luckily never boring for the Umbra clan and friends.

AAAH! A new story is completed! A special thanks to Akaluan for helping me in the writing of the fighting scene, he was th one to proofread that part to help me adjusting where we both felt could have been improved, Thank You Buddy! You are the greatest ^ ^

I had a lot of fun writing this and I was happy to see a lot of you having fun in reading it, I hope this last chapter was good enough, I wanted to close the story since I felt I was drawing out too long so I tried to close everything in just one chapter, an extra-long one, but still a singular chapter.

I hope you enjoyed, please feel free to keep following me, I hope my other stories will entartain you as much if not more than what this I hope did ^ ^

Have a wonderful day, my friends ^ ^
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