I do not Own Homestuck. This contains some spoilers for act 5. So if you aren't through there then don't read if you don't like spoilers. However this fic is meant to be gory and a little crazy. I hope you guys enjoy it.

Nepeta was in Equius' respite block, the room was large and full of a large pile of broken robots. She knew her very special moirail was always good with machines. She stepping in some broken glass and milk and noticed there were small glasses of broken milk everywhere. Equius must have been trying to drink them himself earlier. She stalked around and finally decided to role play with her moirail. He made her so happy, although some of the other trolls thought he was weird she found him charming. She kneeled down and her tail flicked side to side with excitement.

*a furrrocious and concerned moirail apurrrches out of some wild shrubberies! *

"I regard the furrocious moirail stoically, I mean, I regard Ms. Leijon without issuing a statement of a%tion in the first person"

Nepeta frowned dropping her act. "Are you still sad about your dearly departed robo sw33theart?"

Equius frowned and began sweating although it wasn't unusual for him. He looked away and made a strong face.

"Yes I will probably be feeling bl00 about that for some time." He sighed and a frown crossed his face.

Nepeta hated to see her moirail sad. She wished to console him but sometimes time is the only way to heal that kind of pain.

"But I will cope with it admirably. Because I am STRONG enough." He flexed and clenched his teeth. He then relaxed. "Though I wished she had said goodbye."

"Aww. We can curl up in the robotics pile and talk about f33lings." She smiled hoping that might be able to help with his sadness.

"Nepeta a man can only talk about feeling for so long. I believe it was about an hour. I would e%amine my emotional state until I am bl00 in the face." He began sweating profusely.

"H33 h33 h33. I love the way you say bl00 bl00 bl00! H33 h33!" She giggle adorably.

He smiled and twisted his hair. "Heh yes I know."

She smiled suddenly felt the mood in her moirail change. His face became serious he stared at her through his cracked glasses. She felt a slight chill as she knew he was being very serious.

"Nepeta. I think it would behoove us to address the e%treme danger in a serious manner."

"You mean about Gamz33? H33 h33! I'm still not sure if I can believe it." She made a curious face. Gamzee was always so sweet, kind, and laid back. Tavros was always so fond of him. How bad could he really be?

"That is because you still refuse to l00k upon our bl00dlines as the deciding beh00viral factors that they are." He began sweating again.

"Behoovrial?" She pondered. She knew her moirail was getting serious when he began to make horse puns.

"Behavioral." He dabbed his forehead with her hat. "Sorry, my heart is galloping and I canter nunciate properly. The horst case scenario is upon us." He breathed heavily. Nepeta chuckled at her moirail's adorable quirks. "His is the richest bl00d possible among the land dwellers, as such he is more prone to being violent and unpredictable than the rest of us." He dabbed his forehead once more and his tone became even more serious. "Not everyone can be as lucky as I and be in a moiralliagiance."

"I udder to think what I might be without you, Nepeta." He frowned and she could feel the heaviness in his heart. She tried to lighten his mood. "Udder?" He rolled his eyes behind his glasses but maintained his level of seriousness. "Shudder."

She needed to break up his tension. She kneeled down in a pounce position. "Awww, that's so sw33t Equius. You know I will always be ready to tacklepounce you when you get especially furrrocious. :33"

"Which is why…" He paused. "Among other reasons; your prote%ion is a high priority." He put a hand slightly above her head. He was always too scared to hurt her with his incredible strength. "The highbl00d has joined a stable with those who have become increasingly volatile and murderous as we remain stranded in this laboratory." He growled to no one in particular. "I command that you steer clear of them, do you understand?"

"H33. Did you mean st33r as in the livestock sense." He nodded. "Well if you were refurring to Vwriskers, I was already plenty scared of her." She then hissed and bared her fangs. Her thoughts trailed over to Ampora. With harshness in her voice, she stated, "and if you are talking about Mr. Ampurra, he has always given me the cr33ps, so there is nothing to fret over." She then relaxed.

"Good. I would still prefur you hide. I mean prefer." He sighed feeling a bit of relief knowing his moirail was actually able to defend herself; the years of hunting and playing with Equius had made her strong. But she was still just a low blood, and she would probably be killed by the high blood himself in a matter of seconds. "Behind the gait."

"Gait? You mean gate? What gate?" Her eyes widened. Then she burst into a fit of laughter. "What are you STALKING about!" She giggled until she was on the floor once more.

"I mean that door over there you goshdarned sillyface." He flexed; she obviously wasn't taking this conversation very seriously, which made Equius all the more nervous for her. If she didn't take this to heart she could end up dead… and then… he didn't dare think of what he would do without her. She nodded and smiled reassuringly. "Now I will be seeking the highbl00d, Nepeta. I command you to hide, as we di%ussed."

"Sure." She purred. "But there are lots of nuts out there, so don't stick your neck out and take any big frisks." She gave a concerned look to her moirail. She couldn't stand losing him either. Her heart ached at the very thought.

"I will e%act caution, even when safety is at 100% to be 100% assured. Even so." He paused and sighed. "I would like to say…" He choked and Netepa's face fell.

"What?" She barely dared to breathe.

"Good bye." He managed to say after a long pause.

Her face fell. But she was determined not to worry her moirail. He needed confidence like Tavros. So she made her best smile and tried to laugh it off like they would surely see each other again. "Ok, Good bye…But you had better believe that I will s33 you again soon, Equius." She put her hand on his shoulder and smiled.

"Yes, you will." He smiled in return.

Nepeta gave her moirail one last tackle pounce sending him and her crashing into the robot pile. Both unscathed they got up and dusted off. With a giggle and one last hug she headed toward the door Equius had instructed her to leave out of. She looked back once more and then closed the door behind her. On the other side was her shipping wall. Made with beautiful paints made from dead wrigglers, most of the time it didn't bother her but… she felt saddened by it today with having lost a few of her friends. She sniffed back a tear and began walking down the hallway.

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