This is kinda a filler.

Enjoy~!

Chapter 3- Crabby

Dave was a dead man, a DEAD WRIGGLER, if Karkat got his hands on him.

"Yo VantASS, I saw how you looked at Egderp out there. You have the hots for him?"

Karkat looked at him like he was stupid, fuck, he WAS STUPID.

"Fuck off you insufferable gear headed shitstain. I have no time for your bullshit- Oh here's another thing you can do, why don't you fuck of Terezi's mind even more than you have? IF SHE FUCKING HAS ONE STILL- FUCK OFF!"

Karkat growled, but was forced into a low whimper as Dave grabbed his face, pulling the sides like a lusus would do to a growing grub. His lusus tended to do that along with calling him "crabby cakes", which he hated. It still wasn't nothing compared to Sollux's lusus who dressed him up in a bee outfit, he still had the picture somewhere just in case.

"C'mon Karkles, you know you wanna screw that Ederpness ass."

Karkat would have clawed Dave into pieces if it wasn't for the small hope of maybe, JUST MAYBE Dave could help.

Karkat pushed Dave's hands away, and rubbed his cheeks.

"Are you implying your thinkpan is able to process something that would help me fill a quadrant?"

Dave shifted on his feet before adjusted his shades.

"Sure, if you do me a small favor in return."

Karkat mumbled before extending his hand.

"Depends, lets shake on it."

Dave smirked as they both shook on agreement.

That was about a few hours ago, which Dave so far didn't hold up his end of the deal.

"Karcrab? Are you feeling well? You look at bit green in the gills!"

Karkat looked up to see Feferi smiling down upon him, adorned in her pink koi festival dress.

"Yeah... fine..."

Her smile faded to a slight frown.

"You want to glub about it?"

Karkat gave a wry smile.

"It's about-"

"That human boy? Karcrab, even though you feel like he would never return your feelings, you shouldn't give up before trying. Look at Eridan!"

Karkat's features stiffened a bit.

"Or not, but Eridan doesn't give up- even though he should by now…but look at him now, I heard he has taken Sollux under his cape."

Feferi sighed as he played with her pearls.

"I get what you're saying... but how the fuck do I get past the 'homosexual' thing he pulls up every damn time I try to black flirt or red flirt."

Feferi bit her bottom lip before that smile graced her features once more.

"Eridan."

Karkat deadpanned.

"YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME ABOUT ERIDAN?!"

"Wwell I don't see any problem in fuckin' doin' this."

Karkat groaned as he waited for a few others to join them in festival activity.

"Shut the fuck up and go along with it."

"Thith thould be good."

Eridan and Karkat both turned to see a red and blue figure approach them.

"Sol!"

"Thup fith fuck. KK."

Karkat pushed Eridan out of the way to try and explain, but Sollux rose up a hand in understanding. Feferi had informed him of the information ahead of time.

"Itth alright, Fef ith taking me on thith thing while you and Eridan make the human jealouth."

Eridan seemed to perk up at this information.

"Oh are wwe noww Kar?"

Karkat opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off by a loud call.

"John!"

Karkat growled as he grabbed Eridan's hand and pulled him towards the woods the others gathered at.

"Come on fish fuck, we are going to have some fun."

Eridan lost his footing as Karkat pulled him rather hard towards the starting line. Everyone had lanterns, and the goal was to get through the 'spooky forest' before your lantern went out. Of course it was lit by trees casting their own share of lanterns, but if the pair lost their lantern, then they would lose when they crossed the finish line.

Karkat arrived with Eridan linked around his arm for good measure.

John was there, and his facial expression was too good to lavish.

"K-Karkat!" John unhooked his arm from Vriska and ran towards the other pair. John first glanced at their linked arms before looking at Karkat, rather…painful?

"Oh look it's that human. Aren't you wwith that fuckin' bitch ovver there?"

John tried to glare at Eridan but the smug look on his face made it useless.

"Uhm-"

"Come on Eridan, let's get the fuck moving."

Eridan gave one last glance back before linking his arm around Karkat's waist; John could have heard a slight curse if he hadn't backtracked to Vriska.

"This… feeling..."

John shook it off as he ran back to Vriska, the attempt to get Karkat back churned his stomach; he might become ill and not just any cold but love sick.

It was a possibility, even for a hetersexual.

The next update is around the same schedule.

Preview:

"Oh Cod, your touchin' -"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO ALONG WITH IT- Uh..."

Karkat had a lot of explaining to do, and the bad thing about it, it was to the last person he wanted to talk to.