Hello droogs! My first Homestuck fanfic. Enjoy!

Nepeta huffed and slumped further into her chair.

"Equiuuuuuus!" she groaned, "Are you done yet?"

"No."

"How about now?"

"No."

Nepeta sighed again. Equius had been working on Aradia's robot for a couple of hours now. She had come over earlier to hang out with him but only his work mattered it seemed. She was beginng to feel very lonely. Nobody else could really handle all of her energy. Suddenly, the phone rang.

"Aren't you going to get that?" she asked

"No. What if it's someone I don't wish to talk to?"

Nepeta sighed "I'll get it. Don't want the phone to get all sweaty."

Equius raised an eyebrow at this, usually she was peppy about everything, but lately she was acting sad and a bit boorish.

She shuffled over to the phone and put the receiver to her ear. "Zahhak residence. This is Nepeta speaking."

She was greeted with a familiar slurry voice, "HeYY. WhAt's nEw pUssycat? WhEre'S EqUibrO At?"

Nepeta sighed, "Oh hey Gamzee. He's working… has been for the past couple of days now."

"You sound motherfuckin sad pussycat. What's gottcha down?"

"I'm lonely lonely lonely. And am concerned for my friend, all this working can't be healthy."

"Motherfucking sad, pussycat. Just motherfucking sad."

"So why're you looking for Equius?"

"Just wanted to chill with my bro. Tavbro is too busy cosplaying that fuckin PupaPan shit."

"Oh ok…" Nepeta sighed and looked back at Equius. Should I tell him? No, he's working…

"Listen pussycat, you sound all motherfuckin depressed and shit. Why don't you come on over. We can fuckin chill."

Nepeta turned her head to Equius. She frowned and put the phone back to her ear, "Yeah. I'll be over there in just a sec. See ya Gam :3"

She hung up and grabbed her things by the door.

"Who called?" asked Equius, drilling a hole into a metal arm.

"Nobody. Uh wrong number I guess."

"Oh. I see. I suppose I shouldn't have put my contact number in the yellow pages."

"Yeah… hey, listen, I'm gonna go. I just remembered I need to go to a thing."

"A thing?"

"umm yeah. A thing. You know… I don't know!"

"Do you need a ride?"

"No, no. I'm purrfectly fine, you just keep on working!"

"Oh I see. Well if you're sure-"

"Bye!" Nepeta put her hat on over her horns and shut the door.