This Chapter is short, but its the ending. Trying not to get smut or anything at least in a few stories. Couldnt think of much being that.

Enjoy~!

Chapter 5- Normal

Height was a problem for Karkat before, but he never thought he would miss being short.

"FUCK. GOGDAMN IT EGBERT GET THE FUCK DOWN!"

"Make me."

Karkat had chased John into a cramped part of the lab, normally if he would run into something; he wouldn't feel anything but a sting, but being in this human body he felt like he just got punched in the stomach.

"Don't bruise me!"

Karkat looked up, attempting to snarl with bucked teeth didn't work, it only made the other laugh; instead he walked out.

"Hey Karkat? Karkat! Don't leave me up here.. I.. I can't get down from the machine!"

"Too bad fuckass, you should have thought of that before you threw a bucket at me- by the way…I decline that invitation for the time being." Karkat mumbled the last part, only irritating the other even more.

"Huh?"

Karkat stopped at the corner, and watched the other fail, miserably at getting down a short distance. For Karkat that is.

He sighed as John fell down, face first.

No matter what the situation he was in, he wouldn't ever change.

"Pon pon way way way pon way pon pon pon."

"A little more Dave you almost got it."

Dave groaned as he replayed the song. His brother had insisted to learn Pon Pon, for he was taking him to an anime convention.

"Bro.. this is embarrassing."

Dirk laughed.

"Nah it's not just keep up with your feet." Dirk motioned with his hand, for he was on webcam with his little brother. He tried his best to teach him things and care of him, despite their distance.

"Ready ichi, nii, san, yo- SUGOI!"

Dave patted his head and moved his arms to the beat to match his brothers. Dave didn't notice a rather pissed troll and a smirking human lurking in the door frame.

"Pffft…"

Dave turned around in mid stance.

"Uh…..this isn't what it looks like."

Karkat started to laugh as he gazed upon a teal haired girl dancing in a video.

"Hey guys."

John peered over Karkat's shoulder and waved.

"Hi Mr. Strider!"

Dirk blinked.

"Uh hi Karkat.." Dirk lowered his voice, but still able to be heard among the other two.

"Since when is Karkat.. so.. happy?"

"We switched bodies, and don't ever fucking expect me to smile like a fucking idiot, not in a million sweeps."

John nudged Karkat in the side.

"Language."

Dirk laughed and motioned the boys closer.

"It's alright, Karkat is known for his foul language, unlike you two, don't ever do that."

"Bro, seriously you're embarrassing…."

"You want embarrassing? Fine. One time when Dave was little he used to suck on a smuppets nos-"

"BRO LEAVE!"

Dirk laughed, nearly falling out of his chair before saying his goodbyes and closing off the chat.

Dave turned around.

"How about you both don't say a fucking word about this and we get you back to normal, okay?"

Karkat and John both looked at each other and nodded.

"Fine."

"Thith thould do it."

Sollux banged on the machine one last time before looking at his handy work again.

"Fixed. Don't break it thith time- matter of fact let me preth the buttonth."

Sollux ushered them onto the platform and readied himself at the station.

"Ready?"

They both nodded as they braced themselves, a bright light filled the room in a blind white, before fading back to normal.

"Oh.. thhit…"

"What the fuck now Captor? Did you manage to screw shit up worse than the fuckass he- IM ME AGAIN! ABOUT FUCKING TIME!" Karkat touched his horns and his arms. He was himself.

"I can fly again hehe." John leaped up and soared around the room.

"Show off." Karkat mumbled as he crossed his arms.

Sollux took his chance to leave.

Karkat shrugged being it was some 'nerdy tech thing' and resulted in throwing objects to see what would knock down the flying fuckass.

"Huh.. Something smells like blue raspberries and inappropriate glee."

Dave waved his hand in front of his face.

"Heheh, Dave is this you?"

Dave turned around, hearing that voice that was his voice- wait a minute.

Dave touched his face and shades- he wasn't himself he was-

"Terezi?!"

They switched bodies.

"Heheh cool kid you look delicious, even better than the scent alone."

Oh.. Fuck, where is Karkat and John when you need them, more importantly, who screwed it up this time.

The end.

Hm.. going to stick with some fluff stories for awhile. Thanks for reading.