Authors final note:

This story has been through a few revisions, and slowly but surely it turned into a mad embarassing crossover tale with no internal logic, no goal, and just the intent of throwing things in. I've cut back the story, removed embarassing asides by my younger self and the surreal chapters, and kept it focussed and on point with an open/positive ending. To those expecting me to return to the asinine story that i was cobbelling together before, well, no. Im keeping it at this point. The story has been told, and to drag it out for longer and longer and make it wierder and wierder simply holds no benefit.

Thank you for following me these five years of periodic activity. This was my first story, and ive been writing other things that i might post here anyhow. I'll go back and revise this story a bit, updating some things here and there so it's more readable. That'd be about it.

Thank you, and have a nice day

~DenHollander