AN: SOOOOOOO SORRY! :( I PROMISE TO UPDATE MORE OFTEN! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! And I know this chapter is short...I had finals today so Im kinda brain fried right now...sorry...

-Be the Cool Kid

"BEEP BEEP BEEP" You roll over and glare at the alarm clock, "Fuck alarm clock, shut up." you hit it and crush it. But you're not angry, cool kids dont get angry. You get up and roll out of bed, not worrying about your appearance, cool kids dont worry about that kind of stuff. You walk into your bathroom and get attacked by a pile of plush rumped smuppets. You blink back rage...wait no...you dont feel rage. Cool kids are always calm and in control of their emotions. You eventually get out of the hundreds of smuppets and turn on the shower before stripping, taking your aviators off last. You look in the mirror, red eyes looking back at you. You look away from the mirror, your red irises reminding you a certain short angry albino. You smirk at the thought of him, he was always small and scrawny. You wonder if he had filled out any since you to had been gone. A pange of longing and sadness shot through your chest, you winced at the uncool feelings. You shake all thoughts of him from you mind and climbed in the shower. "Hmph maybe I'll see him today, I doubt him and that annoying ass brother of his have moved." you smile brightly continueing to speak your thoughts aloud, "I bet I'll see him at least once while we're here." "See who Dave?" You jump and accidently drop the soap, great. "Damnit bro! Im talking a fucking shower, what the hell do you want?" your fuming and no longer try to hide it, which you know will pay for not being cool or ironic later but right now you dont care. "Strife before you head off to school. And you better win or you're not getting your shades back." your bro says unemotionally as always. "Damnit bro!" your jerk open the shower curtain only to discover, even though you already knew, that your Bro was gone...and so were your shades. You sighed and ran your hand through your soaking hair before getting dressed and heading up to the roof of your apartment complex. A strife on your first day of school, and the day you'll have the possibility to see Karkat again. Great day to be a Strider...