Aki:I'm so happy I got this started!YAY!

Natsu:Ya, ya so how epic am I?

Lucy:NATSU

Aki:I don't own Fairy Tail Hiro Mashina does!

Levy:You're gunna ignore them?

Aki:Of course! I mean I can just say what the pairings will be right now...*evil glint*

Lucy: ('...') Natu, SHUT UP!

Natsu:Yes

Aki, Levy: Let us start!

Natsu P.O.V.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" the two raven haired nincompoops* blast in complete unison while entangled with each other from their previous brawl. "I saaaaaiiiid~ I wanaaaa~ goooooo~ intooooo~ town!" I pout prolonging my words so the two imbeciles can understand what I'm saying. "I really wanna goooooo~ into TOWN!" my wine echoes across the room so they cannot ignore me, clever right! "Natsu…." Oh shit, I squint my eyes into tiny slits as the full of himself know it all bluenette adds his Oh so "clever and amazing" thoughts. Closing his "Way's of the Star's" book, it's more like a dictionary tough….WAIT, wait a minute just how did he get that book, I me-"The king has an all out kill and murder us comity, I mean well, we are man-killing assassin dragons, if you weren't such a dimwit you'd get this, good god you kill people yourself…why am I stuck with this idiot." Oh no, he didn't! He is purposely stepping on the landmine; he's going to ge….NO that IDOIT will not get to me! "Gihihihhihihihi", "Bwahahahahah" ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, just to hell with this! "THERE ARE TIMES WHEN WE CAN CONTROLL THE URGE! WAIT MAYBE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!" Humph. Serves the idiot right! "Gerrard-oniisama**, Natsu-nii** has a point; I don't wanna kill but, hihihiaaaa…." The tiny frail bluenette whimpers shaking in worry, Gerrard slowly pushes himself up completely ignoring me, geh. "Wendy….W.E. A.R.E D.R.A.G.O.N.S. we kill to live no matter how much it may hurt," he coos the trembling young dragon, "Now Natsu…" Oh shit, "W.E. K.I.L.L. W.E. C.A.N.'T. H.E.L.P. I.T. Sure we can control the urge at certain times, but it has never stopped us, so the probability of us not being blood thirsty, killing monsters is 0, got it idiot?" I know one of my veins is popping at his every single damn bloody word! He is no going to win this….like last time… "Natsu are you going to accept your absurdity now, I've been waiting while having to look at your revolting face for a good answer." Absurdity? My absurdity? Did he just call what I think absurd? And also called my face revolting? Just screw the whole be nice crap, "YA KNOW THERE IS AN F***'in cure out there if you had a large enough brain to remember that!" Hahaha serves him right, he deserved it! BANG a chair or two were sent airborne smashing into the wall, "If that so called cure of yours exists we'd be out of here!" Oh that damn god Gajeel he just has to ruin my good mood, "Gajeel-niisan**, there is a high possibility of it really existing…I" Gerrard sighs engrossing himself back into his book, "SHUT IT TWERP!" a chair was soaring his way, smacking him right in the face. "There was no need for that! PERCINGS!" I can't help but stare expressionless, I had never seen Gray react to Gajeel like that. "Gray-oniisan**….." Wendy whimpers in relief, "and there's any need to strip?" Gajeel bluntly states while wearing his famoussarcastic gaze. "When the hell did that happen?!" Gray searches for his clothes, he really should be used to the fact that he occasionally stripes no, no, scratch that stripes almost every single damn second. "So Ya wanna go piercings," "Anytime boxers" Chairs, tables, glasses well just about everything is thrown into this family war….more like world war 4***, ughhh will I EVER get out of here? "BANG" "WHAT THE HELL ICE PRINCESS!"

*Nincompoop is an old way of saying idiot.

** Wendy's honorifics are her way of showing respect: -oniisama, absolute respect; -oniisan, high respect: -niisan, some respect; -nii, a good friend

***There have been 3 world wars in this world; right now the kingdom of Fiore is the main controller, due to its amazing way to never get involved in a world war.

Natu: I seemed so lame at the end!

Aki:Yah I know

Gray:Serves ya right! Flamebrain

Aki: Ya ya Stripper, get ya clotheson

Lucy: So you're not gunna say what the pairings are...('/')

Aki: I allready have...

Lucy:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Everyone but Happy and Aki: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAT!

Happy, Aki:MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WE WIN!

Levy,Lucy,Erza,Lissana,Mira,Evergreen,Wendy,Charla: YOU'RE EVIL!('/')

AKi,Happy:So, This will be fun!

Natsu: Bye, See ya next time!

AKi:THAT WAS MY LINE *evil arua*

Natsu:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH