One-shot. Credit to my moirail for motivating me to finish this.3 ( Partially inspired by: www zerochan net / 1098645#full )

Warning: Probably some slight OOCness, yaoi, swearing.

Pairing: Eridan Ampora / Sollux Captor

Rating: T

Eridan walked in to the sound of fingers against a keyboard, almost instantly irritated with the mustard-blood's non-stop typing and scuffling around with wired and all that confusing computer shit. "Hey, Sol, had a bad day?"

"Quite a good one, act2ually," came Sollux's reply as he continued typing away on the keyboard.

Not really listening to the other, Eridan began his smartass response, "Yeah, I didn't think you wwould have a good da—Wwait, wwhat?" He quickly tried to regain his confidence. "Wwell, a course you wwouldn't a had a bad day since I wwasn't around to beat your ass!"

Turning around in his spinny chair, the troll smiled almost sweetly up at his sworn enemy. "2ee, I had a fun day becau2e according two a few other2, you definitely wouldn't make a good 2eme."

"Wwhat do you mean I wwouldn't make a good Seme? That's fuckin' ridiculous," he quickly objected, crossing his arms over his chest.

The mustard-blood sighed, before looking back up at the seadweller. "I wa2 joking and you're making all thi2 drama bull2hit now, but if you're 2eriou2, then, I don't think you'd make a good 2eme becau2e 2hut up."

"Wwell at least I can speak wwithout sounding like a retard!" Eridan exclaimed in his defense, his eyes narrowing into slits.

"You're 2aying you'd be a better 2eme becau2e you don't li2p? That'2 bull2hit. Bull2hit."

Crossing his arms again, he glared at Sollux behind his glasses and deliberately mocked the mustard blood's lisp, "'Bull2hit' you say? Come say it to my face, then."

With another sigh, Sollux stepped forward and slowly began to approach the arrogant highblood. He never got there – at least, not how he'd intended to – as he tripped over one of Terezi's ridiculous scalemates, falling towards Eridan. Said highblood almost instantly attempted to catch the falling musterd-blood but failed as Sollux landed on top of him, their horns momentarily clashing against each other. A violent shudder shook the both of them as an audible moan slid past both their lips. Lifting his head slightly, Sollux noticed a purple blush spread over Eridan's face, similar to the mustard-coloured blush that seemed to be glued to his own face. With slight hesitation, Sollux slowly lowered his head back down, his double horns lightly sliding against Eridan's.

As pleasure surged through their entire bodies, Sollux smirked and gently licked one of Eridan's fishy ears, gaining a soft and almost inaudible moan from the other. "You call your2elf a 2eme, fish-boy?" He smirked.

Not trusting his voice enough to speak, Eridan stayed quiet and simply glared at the lowblood on top of him.

Sollux slowly pulled off the seadweller's purple scarf, throwing it aside. While gently rubbing the tips of Eridan's horns, he trailed a line of soft kisses along his jawline. An incredibly soft whimper escaped the purple-blood's lips, satisfying the lowblood.

YES I AM EVIL.

That's all there is for now. If I get at least 3 reviews, I'll continue it on from there.

I know you hate me for this, guys. I'm flattered.3