"Whew, guys, it's been a busy week," Wheatley began, looking exhausted, "So, let's try to move this along quickly. Uh, unfortunately, there will not be a Random Event of the Week due to time constraints. I did say that could happen in an earlier episode, didn't I? Either way, no event this week. Hopefully, there will be one next week, though."

"Anyway, our cohost for this week is, drum roll please, the Fact Core!" he motioned to the scrawny nerd behind him, who was rapidly scribbling on a stack of papers, "What are you doing?"

"I," Fact replied, not looking up, "am writing an encyclopedia to catalogue all of the information I have acquired. Fact: I thought it would be nice for Curiosity."

"Yeaaaah, I don't think that would be very good for her," Wheatley commented under his breath."

"What was that?" Fact asked, looking up.

"Oh, well, you know, all of your facts are, well, not exactly the most accurate…"

"The Fact Sphere is always right. The Fact Sphere is a good sphere whose insights are relevant. My facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."

"Not really…"

"What?"

"Nothing!"

~~The Prank of the Week~~

The camera switched to a view outside of Glados's room. Glados walked up to it and opened the door, revealing a completely empty room. She was silent for a second, and then walked away.

The scene switched to another camera that was outside one of the larger elevators. With certainty, she approached the elevator. It opened in response, and a few of her belongings tumbled out.

Her bed was leaned against the wall to make room for the dresser, which had the lamp on it just as it normally does. The floor around it was cluttered with other belongings, such as stray files, science books and documents, and spare equipment.

"I thought so," she muttered, predicting this.

The camera switched back to Wheatley and the Fact Sphere.

"Fact: She my get revenge," Fact warned.

"I know," Wheatley muttered.

"There is a 78.36% chance that all or most of your prank victims will eventually attempt to get back at you."

"I am aware of the risk, mate," he replied exasperatedly, "Anyway, now for the dare of the week."

~~The Dare of the Week~~

The scene switched, showing Wheatley cautiously approaching the Anger Sphere.

"Um, hey mate," he greeted nervously.

"What do you want?" the still pink-haired Anger replied with a glare.

"Uh, well, you see…" he stammered.

"Get on with it," Anger growled.

"Ha-have you noticed, by any chance that y-your hair is, um… pink?"

There was silence. Wheatley shifted his weight nervously.

"…What?" Anger asked in a voice barely above a whisper that seemed to echo around the room.

"Alright, now that that's taken care of, I'll, uh, be going!" Wheatley said quickly, turning and walking swiftly away.

Anger, however, quickly caught up with him and kicked his legs out from under him, making him fall on his face.

"Thanks for telling me," Anger said calmly.

The camera switched back.

"In case you were wondering, yes, it still hurts," Wheatley said.

~~The Questions of the Week~~

Q 1: What does the green gel do?

"What green gel? It's uh, it's some fancy color that has green in it and stuff," he answered, "And I have no idea what it does, but I can tell you that it's probably deadly."

"Fact: It's chartreuse," Fact pointed out.

"Don't care, mate."

Q 2: What do you think of 'insane Wheatley'?

"I do not want to speak of this," Wheatley said evasively.

"Fact: Because he lost that battle, he is clearly inferior to the winners," the Fact Sphere said decisively.

"Are you trying to say that GLaDOS is better?" he demanded.

"Yes."

Q 3: Do the cores' human voices sound the same as when they were cores?

"Yeah, of course they do," Wheatley replied like it was obvious, "Why wouldn't they?"

"Fact: Sounds produced by a human larynx are usually different from those produced by a robot's speaker," the Fact Sphere informed him.

"Well, somehow our voices sound exactly the same," he replied.

Q 4: Wheatley, how do you feel about being dumber than the Frankenturrets?

"I'm not dumber than the Frankenturrets!" Wheatley countered.

"Fact: Yes, you are," Fact replied.

"I'm technically above them on that 'Food Chain' thing," he pointed out.

"The Food Chain does not use intelligence as a main factor."

"Oh, whatever."

Q 5: Okay, let's put that question from the last chapter into simple, grammar-friendly terms that even Wheatley can understand.

What if a person named 'Calm' (who was apparently a core previously), whom you did not recognize, began to talk about the core's past (right after you ask who she is), what would your expression be?

"Okay, that's still a bit confusing," Wheatley said, reading over the question again, "I mean, you've got an OC interjected here, I'm not sure what you mean by 'the core's past'… which core's past? Hers or mine or someone else's? I know I've been told that I'm not very good at analysis…"

"Someone named Calm is talking about someone's past, how do you react?" Fact translated.

"Uh, well, I guess I would be rather confused," Wheatley answered uncertainly, "Well, I guess we'll move on now."

~~The Meme of the Week~~

"So, the meme of this week is 'The cake is a lie'," Wheatley explained, "So, we decided we would bring you cake. But, the cake is a lie, so there's no cake. That's pretty much it for this episode, thanks for reading, and I might see you next week. The thing is, either this will be posted, or some other fanfiction. Either way, goodbye, and have a nice, whatever time of day it is when you read this!"

A/N: Either this will be updated again (I am planning on continuing this for a while, whether I'm able to keep up the weekly updates or not) or I will do some other fanfiction. If anything, I'll probably bring ol' Roadtrip! Back. But, it won't be the same as last time. Odds are, that fic will be deleted, and the beginning of the new version will probably be the same, but with a completely different plot introduced.