A Typical Game Of Team Fortress 2, a team fortress 2 fanfic

A Typical Game Of TF2

AN: Inspired by my own experiences in TF2. In case you couldn't tell, it's a capture the flag game, Double Cross map.

"Medic!"

"YOU'RE AT FULL HEALTH! AND WE DON'T HAVE A FREAKING MEDIC!" Ender screamed, sniping an enemy Pyro in the head.

"Medic!"

"Why do I even bother- AH OH GOD NOT THE FACE!" She screamed, before her character hit the ground dead.

"Is it too much to ask that you try and keep the scouts off the battlements?"

"MEDIC!"
"MEDIC!"
"MEDIC!"

"ALRIGHT! I'M SWITCHING TO MEDIC! GOD!"

She respawned as a medic. Everyone instantly stopped screaming medic.

"SPY!"

"SPY!"
"SPY!"
"SPY!"

"You've got to be fucking kidding me..."

Everyone started shooting blindly, with Ender adding in her Syringe Gun's fire.

"Uh, guys, I don't think there's a spy..."

"MEDIC!"

"YOU STILL AREN'T INJURED!" Ender shrieked, healing the few injured people, who weren't screaming at all.

"Okay guys," She said, switching to team speak. "I have my Ubercharge ready, so is there any offense people that wanna charge in there like idiots with me?"

Everyone stared blankly.

"Anyone? At all? Any Scouts? Soliders? Pyros? Demo men? Heavys- GAAAK!" The BLU spy instantly got shot in the head by one of the five soliders on Ender's team. They then proceeded to storm the BLU base like a bunch of idiots.

"Hate you all..." Ender said, spawning as a sniper again, and running down to the little patch of grass off by the tracks, shooting a BLU sniper in the head, then nailing a heavy twice, again in the head.

"Sweet! Three head shots in a row! Hey, how the fuck did that guy live? He was shot in the fucking head! And yet a backstab would make him die instantly! A little knife to the back equals instant death, yet a bullet to the skull is merely a flesh wound? The fucks up with that?"

"HAHA GAY NOOBS I WILL PWN YOU YOU GAY COCKSUCKER SNIPER YOU LIKE MEN HAHAHA!" Someone on the other team screamed.

"Er... I assume your talking to me, because I'm the only Sniper here. And I'm a girl, of course I like dudes." Ender said, shooting him a few times in the chest.

"Did you seriously just disguise yourself as me, the only sniper, right in front of my vision?" Ender said, shooting the dude impersonating her a few times before grabbing more ammo.

"I mean really- OW." she cried out, getting hit with a Soliders rocket. She ran off to the resupply to get some health, when, just a few feet from the doors, the enemy spy stabbed her in the back.

"BLU team wins!"

"I hate my life and everyone in it."