A/N Oh, sheesh, I'm really getting tired of this. This is the second of my stories that has been deleted... Within a month! Very annoying, but I changed it around so it hopefully won't get reported again. *sigh* I don't exactly care about the chapters though. I'll miss all your wonderful reviews you gave. Anywho, enjoy!

Harry smirked. "You died. I killed you!" he crowed at Voldemort.

The Dark Lord just sneered and said, "No, I was just feigning death."
"I saw you die. You turned to dust," Harry shot back.

Voldemort inclined his head. "How am I standing here if I died?"

"You are most obviously a ghost," was Harry's reply.

"No I most certainly am not a ghost," Voldy hissed.

"Yes you are. See?" Harry threw a punch at Voldemort but his arm went right through his body.

"Do not do that!"

Harry laughed maliciously. "See? My hand went right through you."
Voldemort was caught off guard. "That was just a simple, uh, dissolving charm."

"Yeah, yeah, sure. You sound so naïve," Harry said triumphantly.

"No, I don't."

"Yes, you see? Only a child would argue such a futile case."

"Are you calling me a child?"

"You. Are. Dead."

"No, I am not the one dead. You are," the evil wizard shot with finality.

Harry gaped. "WHAT?"

"Ha, HA!"

"I—I killed you!" Harry stammered, shocked.

"That spell backfired," Voldy explained, although he knew the boy wouldn't fall for it.

"Yeah, right. You're lying," Harry snorted disbelievingly.

"What's going on?" Hermione asked, stepping into the scene.

Harry turned to her. "Tell Voldemort he is dead," he demanded.

Hermione was confused but she said, "Voldemort, you died."

Voldemort was furious. "Tell Potter he died," he snapped.

Hermione turned to Harry. "Potter, you—Wait! Harry didn't die! You did!" she exclaimed, rounding on Voldy.

"Ha! See? Told you so!" Harry shouted at Voldemort.

Voldemort rolled his eyes. "Now you're the childish one."

Hermione stared, confused.

A/N Haha Idea Alert, if you reviewed my previous version of this story, you will be able to see exactly what you wrote. If you don't mind, could you put that review back out for the chapters you reviewed? There were quite a few that really made my day, and I'd really appreciate it. You guys are awesome, and please review if you liked this chapter.