Pressing the Send Button
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:15 PM
Lestrade just called; there's been a double homicide! :)
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:18 PM
A ":) " shouldn't ever be put after the word "homicide", let alone in the same sentence.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:18 PM
Bit not good?
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:20 PM
Bit not good.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:20 PM
Fine. Hurry home; we have work to do.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:21 PM
Be home in about 30. You really are amazing you know that? I mean that as a complement… most of the time.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:21 PM
I'm going to ignore that last sentence for your own good. Of course I know that.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:23 PM
I love you, but you already know that too don't you?
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:24 PM
Obviously, what do you take me for, Anderson?
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:26 PM
Speak of the devil; after reading your text I looked up and saw him in the line I was about to stand in. Obviously I avoided him.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:26 PM
Eug… the thought of standing next to him waiting for the chip-and-pin machine is enough to make me ill.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:27 PM
When have you ever stood in line? It's a wonder you survived without me buying the groceries.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:27 PM
I'll have you know that I lived perfectly fine before you came along.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:29 PM
When we met you hadn't slept or eaten for days.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:29 PM
And your point is…?
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:31 PM
Forget it. Do you need anything from the store before I leave?
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:31 PM
Nicotine patches, we seem to have quite mysteriously run out. Whoever could be responsible for this?
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:32 PM
No. Anything else? I got the coffee.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:32 PM
They're good for thinking.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:33 PM
They're not good for the body. Besides, your brain works brilliantly without the drugs.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:33 PM
If you don't get some I'm going to just smoke.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:35 PM
I flushed all the cigarettes.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:35 PM
I highly doubt all. Did you check in the skull?
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:37 PM
Shit. If I come home and find out you've been smoking, I'm kicking you out of the bed. Smoking is bad for breathing and that much nicotine is bad for living.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:38 PM
Breathing is boring. Living is boring.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:39 PM
What about me; am I boring to live with? Is it not worth not smoking to spend a few more years with me?
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:40 PM
…You play unfairly.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:41 PM
Learned it from the best. Also, I left the store so it's too late to get them.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:42 PM
Meanie
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:42 PM
Over grown man-child
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:43 PM
So you've told me. I still don't get why you insist on using it as my name on your phone nor do I understand whatever "pop culture" reference for your name.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:44 PM
I still can't believe you don't even know what Doctor Who is.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:44 PM
It doesn't matter whether I know it or not. Besides, I'm more grown than you.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:45 PM
Yes, yes. You're much taller than me, whatever. I'll be home in about 10 min.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:45 PM
Hurry up, I'm bored.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:46 PM
Coming, coming. Don't blow any holes in the wall.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:46 PM
Ha. Ha. I know I can't, you took any my pistol and I don't feel like getting it out of your "secret" hiding place.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:47 PM
I'm almost home; don't get your knickers in a twist.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:50 PM
…I love you too.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:51 PM
I know, thank you though. Love you too.
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:56 PM
When you walk like that even the deceased can hear you.
-SH
To: Over Grown Man-Child
From: John Watson
Time: 3:57 PM
I'm sure your clients missed you anyway. I'm home
To: The Doctor
From: Sherlock Holmes
Time: 3:50 PM
Welcome home.
-SH
Author's Note
Toda! Really short, I know, but I came up with in during math so. Sorry for any mistakes, it's unbetaed. Hope you liked it, I would love reviews! It'll probably be a one-short unless someone asks for more.
I do not own Sherlock Holmes or John Watson; they belong to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and their BBC counter parts belong to Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss (they're listed as the writers anyway so I think they own it).
Also, I'm going to post this on my deviant art as a picture so it'll look like really texting so stay connected for the link.