Warning: Written out of pure randomness and...high off of Tea...Also, LOOSLY based off of my day ^_^' Also, very small hint of BoyXBoy .. And...language. Also, possible OOC

Started : 9:30 pm 5/4/2012

A blast of cold air hit the Cancer in the face as he stepped into the room. Felt like a fuckin' meat freezer to him.

A pair of shaking hands clamped over his eyes. "KK, you're in thith clath too?" That familiar lisping voice touched Karkat's ears, as his eyes were being covered.

"...you again? " Karkat sneered, pulling away from Sollux's hands.

Sollux pouted "You don't have to call me "you ", Ya' know. You can call me by my name, which ith Thollux"

Karkat let out a huff " I know you're name dumbass, I just chose to keep it off my tongue "

" Well...I think my name would like to be on your tongue " Sollux smiled lewdly.

Karkat jumped, a very bright red blush on his face "S-stop being a creeper! "Karkat began cursing in German.

" I can't underthtand you, but I like when you talk in German~" Sollux grinned, earning him a very hard punch to the shoulder.

"Come on KK, thit by me!" Sollux drug Karkat to a row of desks, going to the very last two and plopping Karkat down, before himself.

"If you hear me clap once " About six people, including the two "friends ", clapped along. "If you hear me clap twice "This time, about six more joined in. They did this several times until everyone but the class clown had participated.

"Now that I have everyone's attention, let's begin our work! " The man looked WAY too happy as he passed out the sheets of paper.

The man walked to his laptop and pressed a few keys until the overhead displayed a power-point with a few pictures and several words.

Karkat groaned and laid his head down after scratching his name, date, and class period onto the spaces provided for such. He set his head down after awhile. Occasionally lifting his head to show the teacher he WAS awake and doing his work ( Even though he was half-assing his work and sloppily writing .)

He heard a sigh, before the paper was slid out of under him "Geez KK, if you wanted to thleep, you coulda' athked me to do your work..."Karkat heard the tale-tell sound of pencil scratching against paper.

Karkat kept his head down, his back fell and then rose slightly. His breathing sounded slightly odd, but that was to be expected, as his face was buried in his jacket sleeve.

Occasionally, a few muffled words in German would slip out.

Sollux heard a soft sigh before Karkat shifted in his seat, moving his head until he could breathe easier.

Sollux snickered at him, before shaking his head and transferring the answers from the board, to his paper, and then to Karkat's paper.

After occasional speeches from the asshole about how good his family was, why he was so awesome, and how handsome and dashing he looked, they finally managed to finish the stupid paper.

He let the class run wild, doing the clapping whenever they managed to get to loud.

Sollux got up, passing his papers to the annoying girl in front of Karkat. Karkat stayed asleep,a small smile on his lips as he did.

He stood beside the Cancer, putting a hand on his head.

Karkat was just...so adorable...with his dull orange hair, those freckles that dusted his cheeks, across his nose, and trailed up the side of his cheek bones. Even the moles on his neck and hands were slightly adorable...in a weird way..His small light brown eyes, that almost seemed red. Karkat was very cute. Well, to Sollux anyway.

" 'F you don't stop touchin' my head " A soft yawn reached Sollux's ears "I'm gonna bit your hand off. " Sollux only laughed at how many German words Karkat had managed to throw into his sentence. "Dun laugh at me ya' jerkface!" He mumbled, sitting up and stretching. His back-popped and he let out a very content sight.

"Thorry KK, but you looked tho comfortable I juth had to wake you up "

"Gee, thanks asshole "

"No problem " Sollux gave an annoying grin.

Karkat simply rolled his eyes and leaned back in his chair.

"Hey...KK...I've been meaning to athk. Do you have a pethterchum?"

"Y-yeah...why?"

"Can I have it? I wanna talk to you more" Sollux grinned, pulling out his bee covered, yellow pencil. He ripped a piece of paper in half, quickly scrawling his Persterchum handle on it. Simultaneously handing Karkat the other half.

"F-fine..." Karkat mumbled, scribbling his Pesterchum onto the piece of paper.

"carcinogenesis? "

"S-shut up!" Karkat looked away, blushing brightly, stuffing Sollux's chum handle in his pants pocket.

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"Bye KK " Sollux smiled, walking Karkat to his bus before leaning forward and lightly kissing Karkat's cheek. He smiled at Karkat, and then ran off, Karkat assumed back to his individual bus.

Karkat climbed up those three steps before making his way to the third seat and plopping down.

He lent back, pulling out the small piece of paper "twinArmageddons huh?" Karkat smiled, and put his head against the window wanting the bus to hurry up so he could talk to Sollux.

That crazy, weird Sollux Captor.

Started : 7:35 pm 5/5/2012

This is the end V3V unfortunately...BUT I am writing that SolKat smut~! It'll be up in awhile~

Oh! I broke down and got a Pesterchum .3. It's blondeSagittarius if you ever wanna talk :D