Slapped Silly

Okay, so this is a silly fanfic in which Wolf gets slapped multiple times. There will be a sequel called Kicked Around. Hopefully better than it sounds. I do not own Alex Rider. Hope you enjoy.

Tom

Chelsea Park,

Sunday

Wolf sighed. It was Sunday, the first day of his unit's break. They were walking through a park in Chelsea with Fox, an old unit mate. He subtly looked around, noting the kissing couple, strolling family, chasing squirrels, and a few kids playing football. The sun was shining brightly, making everyone happy after the last rain filled days.

Suddenly, he saw one of the football players break away and run towards his unit. The boy was wearing regular clothes, no jersey, and had black hair and blue eyes. Wolf stepped forward to intercept the boy. Said boy stopped right in front of him and eyed him.

"Are you Wolf?" The kid asked.

Wolf's jaw dropped and he began to splutter, "Wha-, how,"

"I'll take that as a yes."

Then, before Wolf even knew what the kid was doing, he slapped Wolf on the cheek. And boy, did he slap hard.

"That's for Alex." The boy snapped.

Then Fox stepped forward. "Woah, woah, woah, Tom. You know Alex has already forgiven Wolf, right?"

"Oh, uh, he has?" The kid, Tom(?) said. Fox nodded.

Suddenly the kid cocked his head, listening.

"Er, I gotta go." Then he slapped Wolf again.

"What was that for?" Wolf cried.

"Embarrassing me." Tom replied.

Then Tom grinned cheekily at them, turned around, and raced away.

"Sooo." Eagle said. "You know him?"

And so Wolf was slapped for the first time.

Okay, so not as good as I'd hoped, but I'll hopefully get better.

Also, I need people who can slap Wolf. I already have some people in mind, but I need more. And please give me the reason why they would slap Wolf.

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