Author's Note:

Alright, let me explain. This was kind of a spur of the moment thing and, while I should be working on my indirect sequel to my K-On fic, or better yet, doing my homework, I've been pretty into Homestuck lately. I'm on about Act 5 Act 2, and I'm definitely not in a hurry to finish it. I've got this friend who's really into the yaoi pairings (like 80% of the Homestuck fanbase) in the comic. For me, on the other hand... For the most part, none of the pairings seemed especially interesting to me. None of them, except Vriska x Terezi. I mean. They're adorable. I know they're not quite canon, and it's definitely not canon to think of them having red feelings for each other (yeah, they got me using troll terminology), but oh my god are they cute or what. So I present to you... my fluffy Homestuck delusions. Enjoy.

"Man, this is great!" Vriska exclaimed, flashing a devious grin, "The Scourge Sisters are back in action! Yeah!" She hooked an arm around her old partner in crime. Well, not "crime," per say... Terezi didn't want any part in that, after all. She was always committed to being the good guy, much to Vriska's annoyance. After all, who needs justice when you could be a badass super-villain? Terezi just didn't understand. Being evil means having a considerable amount of irons in the fire… Even if Vriska really didn't have any irons in the fire until she tried being selfless, but that's not the point. Evil is fun. Good is overrated.

The blind troll removed her ex-partner's arm. "NO we are NOT." Terezi sighed, bringing one hand from her cane to her face. "Will you stop with that already?" Since the trolls had teamed up and escaped imminent death by the skin of their horns, Vriska was convinced that she and Terezi were buddies again, and not just temporary allies against a common threat.

Vriska's enthusiasm didn't fade. "Sure we are!" She smirked. "You'll find out. Just give it a few hours."

Terezi snickered. "I will give you a few drubbings." She tapped her cane in her palm a few times.

"Yes! That's the spirit, Redglare." Vriska enthused, curling her hand into a fist.

"Blar." Terezi groaned. Vriska's eagerness was draining, as always. "Please do not start using my old flarping name, it's so embarrassing." Terezi's face flushed a bit, turning a pale teal, much to Vriska's amusement.

Vriska took the opportunity to mess with her. She wrapped her robotic arm around Terezi's waist slyly. "Don't you miss our friendly rivalry sometimes? I bet you do….." Vriska teased.

Terezi forced a laugh. "Friendly?"

"Sure! So to speak." Vriska shrugged, letting go. She was a little disappointed that her flirting efforts went unnoticed. Maybe if she tried again… "Anyways, back to the question. Don't you miss the good old days?"

"Not in the least." Terezi replied, shaking her head.

"You're no fun." Vriska crossed her arms. She was silent for a moment. "….. Is there anything I can do to convince you? Maybe I could try something less diabolical. I could be justice-y and everything! After all, you were the most fun to roleplay with…"

Terezi raised an eyebrow. "Really?"

"Yeah! Much better than Tav or Nep, for sure. You're my favorite." Vriska grinned.

Terezi's face flushed again. She was flattered and frustrated. "What the hell is up with you? Why are you so bent on roleplaying with me?"

"Just trust me on this, for once." For a split second, Vriska's eyes looked a lot softer, almost sincere.

All Terezi could do was stare. Vriska had always been persistent, but never to this extent. It was kind of endearing… but also very, very, very irritating. "Fine." She murmured.

"Alriiiiiiiight! Go Scourge Sisters!" She shouted, linking arms with Terezi and dragging her through the trolls' hideout to what had been established as Vriska's room.

"Fuck." Terezi cursed. She was going to regret this.