When we last left Jack, he was staring directly into the murderous eyes of
Aku. Aku, after all these years, had finally seized Jack and held him
within his clutches.
Jack, with his friend out cold, and trapped in Aku's evil clutches, was deceived. Aku, in all of his evil, sent his own brother to fight/play with Jack. But Jack over-powered Aku's simple-minded brother. Thus, Jack was off guard, as he assumed it was Aku. Now Aku has seized Jack, and is ready to make the final blow.
"Goodbye Samurai." Aku growled. "May you join and burn with your worthless father."
"I have disgraced my name." Jack said painfully. "Aku has won. No."
Aku sneered and sharpened his claws, he was ready to strike Jack down with his razor sharp claws and slice him to ribbons. With a mighty thrust he flung his claws towards Jack's heart. He laughed wickedly as the claws neared ever so closely towards Jack. Jack just laid there with his eyes closed. He could not bare his shame. He just wanted Aku to finish him off now, as there was no escape. Jack felt that he had failed, and just wanted to disappear forever.
And Aku felt victorious. His claws were ever so closer to Jack's heart. Aku wasn't going to fail this time.
'At last' Aku thought to himself as he was about to strike Jack. 'The war is over. And I, Aku, the Deliver of Darkness, the shogun of Sorrow.have..w."
Just then, a familiar, and obnoxious voice ringed in Aku's ears.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Aku, O' brother of mine. ^^" the voice called.
Aku then stopped short. His eyes widened in terror. He then turned and recoiled in horror. As he recoiled at what he saw, he let his grip off Jack. Jack then realized he was free. He then jumped to the Scotsman's side. He lifted the Scotsman's head up.
"Are you alright?" Jack asked.
"Aye." The Scotsman said. (rubbing his head.) "Just got a wee bit of a bump on the noggin'. What about Aku?"
"He has." Jack started.
But when Jack turned around, his eyes widened even more in terror. For there standing before him, what looked like to him..TWO Akus.
"Aku!!" Jack yelled.
"And another Aku!!" The Scotsman yelled. "What's this all about then?"
Aku was just staring at the dark figure next to him who caught him by surprise. Sure enough, its was his brother, Baku. He somehow came back.
"It.it can't be." Aku stuttered. "How did you escape from 'The Pit of Ignorance'?"
"..Uummmmm.." Baku began. "Pit of..What was the question?"
"did you even go to the 'Pit of Ignorance'?" Aku asked.
"Um.oh yeah.nope. =p" Baku dimly replied.
"But.but.I do not understand!" Aku yelled. "The Samurai struck his sword in you, and you were supposed to be sent into the Pit of Ignorance. Where did you go instead!?"
"Ummmmmmm...oh yeah! ^^" Baku dimly replied again. "I went to the 'Pit of Hat'! ^^ But I didn't see any hats there tho'. =("
"Pit of Hat?" Aku asked. "What nonsense is that?"
"No hats!!" Baku groaned. "Why they call it 'Pit of Hat' if it doesn't have any hats. I wanted a Cat-In-the-Hat Hat. =()"
"Wait." Aku realized his brother's ignorance. "NO!! You were sent to the 'Pit of HATE' instead!???!"
"No silly." Baku said. "Pit of Hat'. Hat...H-A-T-E. Hat. ^^ But there were no hats. =()"
"GRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" Aku yelled. "WELL if you went to the 'Pit of Hate', why didn't you remain in THERE!??"
"They didn't want me. They kicked me out. ;__;" Baku said, looking very sad.
"WHAT!?!" Aku yelled. "Even THEY didn't want you!?? GRARGH!! How many people hate you anyway!?"
"Dunno. =p" Baku said dimly.
Both Jack and the Scotsman looked puzzled as they observed the discussion between Aku and Baku.
"What is going on here?" Jack asked.
"I see two Akus." The Scotsman said. "One of em looks like the goofy version we fought earlier."
"Then..does this mean.?" Jack began.
"I don't understand!??" Aku yelled. "Why couldn't they just take you brother!??"
"Brother!??" Jack yelled in astonishment.
"Aku has a brother!?? O.O" The Scotsman yelled.
Aku then looked down at Samurai Jack.
"Grrrr.yes Samurai!!" Aku yelled. "I have a worthless, idiot brother!! This is my moronic brother Baku!!"
"Hi.^^" Baku said dimly.
"Why did your sword NOT send him to the Pit of Ignorance!??" Aku yelled.
"Pit of Ignorance!?" Jack asked. "I do not know of a place! My sword was created to send evil into the pit of Hate. The people who created do not know of such a Pit. This sword was only created to cast evil into the Pit of Hate!!"
"WHAT!??" Aku yelled. "YAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! Once again that accursed sword has eluded my evil!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU AND THAT SWORD DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!?"
"You're funny when you're angry. ^__^" Baku said.
Jack then readied his sword and stared at Aku.
"So Aku!!" Jack yelled. "Your evil truly extends beyond no bounds. You would even sacrifice your own brother just to rid yourself of me!!"
"BAH!!" Aku yelled. "I could care less!! I HATE my brother!! That idiotic, good-for-nothing, ignorant, pile of simpering stupidity has been as much a curse to my life as you have been!!!!"
"That's what brothers are for. ^^ Lovie Love. ^^" Baku said dimly.
"You SEE!?!!!" Aku yelled. "Today was the day I was to get rid of you and my brother at the same time!! But because of that filthy sword; the plan has failed once AGAIN!!!!!!"
"Like I always said Aku.no matter what you may do.you will never defeat the side of Righteousness!!" Jack said. "Aye!! That be true!!" The Scotsman yelled. "And you're even more of a low down scum sucka' than I imagined. Even people who have their faces lickin' the dirt wouldn't even sacrifice their own brutha's to win a battle."
"exactly!" Jack said. "Which is why low-lives like you will never prevail!!"
"Let's get 'im laddie!!" The Scotsman yelled.
"Yes!!!" Jack yelled. "Let us end this!!!"
Jack and the Scotsman leaped at aku. This time however, Aku did not have any intentions to fight. Because he knew he would lose. Since this plan failed, he needed to find another one.
So he transformed into a huge bat form and flew into the sky.
"You might have eluded me this time Samurai!!" Aku yelled out. "But I am not worried. You survived merely by dumb luck!! Next time you will not be so fortunate!! I will return to you again when I discover a true way to defeat you and your sword!! Until then...FAREWELL!!"
The bat figure then flew away. Baku saw his brother leaving.
"hey bro!" Baku yelled. "Wait fer me!!"
Baku turned into a dumpy looking pelican and flew slowly after Aku with his tiny wings fluttering.
"Wait up o' brother of mine." Baku called back.
"BUZZ OFF!!" Aku yelled back.
"Wanna go with you!!" Baku called out.
"GET LOST!!" Aku yelled.
Jack and the Scotsman just looked off in the distance.
"Well." Jack began. "It looks as if both me and Aku once again have our plans crushed. Aku did not succeed in destroying me, and I did not succeed in finding a time portal."
"Aye." The Scotsman said. "Sorry laddie. As ya always said, 'Looks like yer quest continues'."
"Indeed." Jack said. "But now, today.I learn something even more horrifying. Aku is not the only one out there. I now know he has a brother. ...not a very smart brother, but still.Evil nonetheless."
"Aye." The Scotsman replied. "And ya know what that means!! He could not only have a brother! He could have other brothers too!! Or even sisters! Or cousins!! Or aunties!! Or Uncles!! Or Grandaddies and grandnannies!! Or In- Laws!! He could have a whole family!!"
"Yes!!" Jack said with a sudden chill. "His evil may be in the presence of others as well."
"I'm getting' scared by this laddie." The Scotsman whimpered. "Hold me. =()"
"I too need the closeness of a friend to comfort my fears." Jack shivered. "Hold me as well."
The two friends then held each other shivering and looking all about them paranoid. The chilly wind whistled by them as they stood their shaking with fear in each other's arms.afraid that toher members of Aku's family could be watching them. (If they existed.)
Back in Aku's lair, Aku's bat form was still being followed by his dumber brother's pelican form.
They changed back into their original forms. Aku had his back turned to his brother. Baku just stood there smiling.
"Gee Aku, that was fun. ^__^" Baku said. "I had fun playing with the Samurai!! He so funny. ^^ Funny skirt guy too. ^^ I just didn't like the 'Pit of Hat' tho'. Why they call it the Pit of Hat anyway? There's no hats there. No hats at all. Why the 'Pit of hat'? Isn't that silly..br.."
"rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled in extreme frustration.
He then turned and angrily faced his brother.
"Can't you see that I utterly loathe you and want you out of my life!??!?!?!?!?!" Aku yelled. "YOU are the most annoying creature I ever had to associate with!!! Did you not even know that that game was to just get rid of you!?? It's because I HATE you!! Why!?? Why do you keep hanging around me!?? Why won't you just go away!??"
Baku just stared blankly at Aku's evil frowning face with his teeth all grit. Baku just stared for a while. But soon, a dim smile appeared again.
"Because I love you. ^^" Baku said. "Like Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny said. Be nice to your brother, and give him a big ol' hug. So it's Huggie Time Aku, o' brother of mine. ^___^"
"ARGH!!" Aku growled. "That sword and that rabbit are the most accused items ever!!"
Aku then felt his brother wrap his arms around him.
"Love you o' brother. ^^" Baku smiled.
Aku just grimaced in his brother's arms.
"Once again." Aku grumbled. "My life filled with annoyances continues.- ______-()"
"Kissies!! ^^" Baku replied. (He then licked Aku's face.)
"BLEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!" Aku yelled.
"hee hee!!" Baku smiled. "you so funny. ^^"
"You want funny!??" Aku yelled. "I'll show you funny!!!"
Aku then punched his brother straight in the face sending him flying.
"Now THAT is funny." Aku said in delight.
But Baku was unaffected by it. He just giggled.
"hee hee! Again. ^^" Baku called back.
"Errrggghhhh.." Aku grumbled. "Accursed Samurai and brother. You two have just made my life more miserable. Now I don't know which to get rid of first!! Whatever will I do to rid myself of these miserable beings."
"Ow!!" Baku yelled. (He then held up a sharp stick) "Hey Aku! Did you know that you can really hurt your eye with these things!?"
"....Once again, the Saga of my Headaches continue." Aku grimaced.
And thus, Aku now lives with two annoyances plaguing his life. His nemesis Samurai Jack and his dim-witted brother. Such is the price one pays when over taking the world with evil. The Saga continues once again. Samurai Jack still lives. As does Aku's brother. The Sogun of Sorrow must once again live with his own misery. But like all stories and time itself, Evil always gets the bitter end of the side of life. No matter how hard they try.
---------------------------------------------------------THE END------------ -------------------------
Baku: "Gotta go splat. Back to the cat! Salami Jack!! Hee hee. ^^ "Gotta place mat!! Back of my rat!! Sasami Jack!! Ha ha!^^
"doo de doo. Doo de doo. Doo doo doo!! "Jack, Jacks, Juke, Jym, Jyke." "Doo de doo, Doo de doo. Doo doo doo!! "Jumping Jack, Junk, Junk, Jackie!^^"
"Gotta eat smack!! Suzuki Jack!! Watch out Jane!! ^__^"
Aku: "Please ignorant human Shenloken! KILL MY BROTHER!!!!"
Jack, with his friend out cold, and trapped in Aku's evil clutches, was deceived. Aku, in all of his evil, sent his own brother to fight/play with Jack. But Jack over-powered Aku's simple-minded brother. Thus, Jack was off guard, as he assumed it was Aku. Now Aku has seized Jack, and is ready to make the final blow.
"Goodbye Samurai." Aku growled. "May you join and burn with your worthless father."
"I have disgraced my name." Jack said painfully. "Aku has won. No."
Aku sneered and sharpened his claws, he was ready to strike Jack down with his razor sharp claws and slice him to ribbons. With a mighty thrust he flung his claws towards Jack's heart. He laughed wickedly as the claws neared ever so closely towards Jack. Jack just laid there with his eyes closed. He could not bare his shame. He just wanted Aku to finish him off now, as there was no escape. Jack felt that he had failed, and just wanted to disappear forever.
And Aku felt victorious. His claws were ever so closer to Jack's heart. Aku wasn't going to fail this time.
'At last' Aku thought to himself as he was about to strike Jack. 'The war is over. And I, Aku, the Deliver of Darkness, the shogun of Sorrow.have..w."
Just then, a familiar, and obnoxious voice ringed in Aku's ears.
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Aku, O' brother of mine. ^^" the voice called.
Aku then stopped short. His eyes widened in terror. He then turned and recoiled in horror. As he recoiled at what he saw, he let his grip off Jack. Jack then realized he was free. He then jumped to the Scotsman's side. He lifted the Scotsman's head up.
"Are you alright?" Jack asked.
"Aye." The Scotsman said. (rubbing his head.) "Just got a wee bit of a bump on the noggin'. What about Aku?"
"He has." Jack started.
But when Jack turned around, his eyes widened even more in terror. For there standing before him, what looked like to him..TWO Akus.
"Aku!!" Jack yelled.
"And another Aku!!" The Scotsman yelled. "What's this all about then?"
Aku was just staring at the dark figure next to him who caught him by surprise. Sure enough, its was his brother, Baku. He somehow came back.
"It.it can't be." Aku stuttered. "How did you escape from 'The Pit of Ignorance'?"
"..Uummmmm.." Baku began. "Pit of..What was the question?"
"did you even go to the 'Pit of Ignorance'?" Aku asked.
"Um.oh yeah.nope. =p" Baku dimly replied.
"But.but.I do not understand!" Aku yelled. "The Samurai struck his sword in you, and you were supposed to be sent into the Pit of Ignorance. Where did you go instead!?"
"Ummmmmmm...oh yeah! ^^" Baku dimly replied again. "I went to the 'Pit of Hat'! ^^ But I didn't see any hats there tho'. =("
"Pit of Hat?" Aku asked. "What nonsense is that?"
"No hats!!" Baku groaned. "Why they call it 'Pit of Hat' if it doesn't have any hats. I wanted a Cat-In-the-Hat Hat. =()"
"Wait." Aku realized his brother's ignorance. "NO!! You were sent to the 'Pit of HATE' instead!???!"
"No silly." Baku said. "Pit of Hat'. Hat...H-A-T-E. Hat. ^^ But there were no hats. =()"
"GRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!" Aku yelled. "WELL if you went to the 'Pit of Hate', why didn't you remain in THERE!??"
"They didn't want me. They kicked me out. ;__;" Baku said, looking very sad.
"WHAT!?!" Aku yelled. "Even THEY didn't want you!?? GRARGH!! How many people hate you anyway!?"
"Dunno. =p" Baku said dimly.
Both Jack and the Scotsman looked puzzled as they observed the discussion between Aku and Baku.
"What is going on here?" Jack asked.
"I see two Akus." The Scotsman said. "One of em looks like the goofy version we fought earlier."
"Then..does this mean.?" Jack began.
"I don't understand!??" Aku yelled. "Why couldn't they just take you brother!??"
"Brother!??" Jack yelled in astonishment.
"Aku has a brother!?? O.O" The Scotsman yelled.
Aku then looked down at Samurai Jack.
"Grrrr.yes Samurai!!" Aku yelled. "I have a worthless, idiot brother!! This is my moronic brother Baku!!"
"Hi.^^" Baku said dimly.
"Why did your sword NOT send him to the Pit of Ignorance!??" Aku yelled.
"Pit of Ignorance!?" Jack asked. "I do not know of a place! My sword was created to send evil into the pit of Hate. The people who created do not know of such a Pit. This sword was only created to cast evil into the Pit of Hate!!"
"WHAT!??" Aku yelled. "YAAARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!! Once again that accursed sword has eluded my evil!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU AND THAT SWORD DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!?"
"You're funny when you're angry. ^__^" Baku said.
Jack then readied his sword and stared at Aku.
"So Aku!!" Jack yelled. "Your evil truly extends beyond no bounds. You would even sacrifice your own brother just to rid yourself of me!!"
"BAH!!" Aku yelled. "I could care less!! I HATE my brother!! That idiotic, good-for-nothing, ignorant, pile of simpering stupidity has been as much a curse to my life as you have been!!!!"
"That's what brothers are for. ^^ Lovie Love. ^^" Baku said dimly.
"You SEE!?!!!" Aku yelled. "Today was the day I was to get rid of you and my brother at the same time!! But because of that filthy sword; the plan has failed once AGAIN!!!!!!"
"Like I always said Aku.no matter what you may do.you will never defeat the side of Righteousness!!" Jack said. "Aye!! That be true!!" The Scotsman yelled. "And you're even more of a low down scum sucka' than I imagined. Even people who have their faces lickin' the dirt wouldn't even sacrifice their own brutha's to win a battle."
"exactly!" Jack said. "Which is why low-lives like you will never prevail!!"
"Let's get 'im laddie!!" The Scotsman yelled.
"Yes!!!" Jack yelled. "Let us end this!!!"
Jack and the Scotsman leaped at aku. This time however, Aku did not have any intentions to fight. Because he knew he would lose. Since this plan failed, he needed to find another one.
So he transformed into a huge bat form and flew into the sky.
"You might have eluded me this time Samurai!!" Aku yelled out. "But I am not worried. You survived merely by dumb luck!! Next time you will not be so fortunate!! I will return to you again when I discover a true way to defeat you and your sword!! Until then...FAREWELL!!"
The bat figure then flew away. Baku saw his brother leaving.
"hey bro!" Baku yelled. "Wait fer me!!"
Baku turned into a dumpy looking pelican and flew slowly after Aku with his tiny wings fluttering.
"Wait up o' brother of mine." Baku called back.
"BUZZ OFF!!" Aku yelled back.
"Wanna go with you!!" Baku called out.
"GET LOST!!" Aku yelled.
Jack and the Scotsman just looked off in the distance.
"Well." Jack began. "It looks as if both me and Aku once again have our plans crushed. Aku did not succeed in destroying me, and I did not succeed in finding a time portal."
"Aye." The Scotsman said. "Sorry laddie. As ya always said, 'Looks like yer quest continues'."
"Indeed." Jack said. "But now, today.I learn something even more horrifying. Aku is not the only one out there. I now know he has a brother. ...not a very smart brother, but still.Evil nonetheless."
"Aye." The Scotsman replied. "And ya know what that means!! He could not only have a brother! He could have other brothers too!! Or even sisters! Or cousins!! Or aunties!! Or Uncles!! Or Grandaddies and grandnannies!! Or In- Laws!! He could have a whole family!!"
"Yes!!" Jack said with a sudden chill. "His evil may be in the presence of others as well."
"I'm getting' scared by this laddie." The Scotsman whimpered. "Hold me. =()"
"I too need the closeness of a friend to comfort my fears." Jack shivered. "Hold me as well."
The two friends then held each other shivering and looking all about them paranoid. The chilly wind whistled by them as they stood their shaking with fear in each other's arms.afraid that toher members of Aku's family could be watching them. (If they existed.)
Back in Aku's lair, Aku's bat form was still being followed by his dumber brother's pelican form.
They changed back into their original forms. Aku had his back turned to his brother. Baku just stood there smiling.
"Gee Aku, that was fun. ^__^" Baku said. "I had fun playing with the Samurai!! He so funny. ^^ Funny skirt guy too. ^^ I just didn't like the 'Pit of Hat' tho'. Why they call it the Pit of Hat anyway? There's no hats there. No hats at all. Why the 'Pit of hat'? Isn't that silly..br.."
"rrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Aku yelled in extreme frustration.
He then turned and angrily faced his brother.
"Can't you see that I utterly loathe you and want you out of my life!??!?!?!?!?!" Aku yelled. "YOU are the most annoying creature I ever had to associate with!!! Did you not even know that that game was to just get rid of you!?? It's because I HATE you!! Why!?? Why do you keep hanging around me!?? Why won't you just go away!??"
Baku just stared blankly at Aku's evil frowning face with his teeth all grit. Baku just stared for a while. But soon, a dim smile appeared again.
"Because I love you. ^^" Baku said. "Like Mr. Fluffy Nutty Bunny said. Be nice to your brother, and give him a big ol' hug. So it's Huggie Time Aku, o' brother of mine. ^___^"
"ARGH!!" Aku growled. "That sword and that rabbit are the most accused items ever!!"
Aku then felt his brother wrap his arms around him.
"Love you o' brother. ^^" Baku smiled.
Aku just grimaced in his brother's arms.
"Once again." Aku grumbled. "My life filled with annoyances continues.- ______-()"
"Kissies!! ^^" Baku replied. (He then licked Aku's face.)
"BLEEEEECCCCHHHHHH!!!!!" Aku yelled.
"hee hee!!" Baku smiled. "you so funny. ^^"
"You want funny!??" Aku yelled. "I'll show you funny!!!"
Aku then punched his brother straight in the face sending him flying.
"Now THAT is funny." Aku said in delight.
But Baku was unaffected by it. He just giggled.
"hee hee! Again. ^^" Baku called back.
"Errrggghhhh.." Aku grumbled. "Accursed Samurai and brother. You two have just made my life more miserable. Now I don't know which to get rid of first!! Whatever will I do to rid myself of these miserable beings."
"Ow!!" Baku yelled. (He then held up a sharp stick) "Hey Aku! Did you know that you can really hurt your eye with these things!?"
"....Once again, the Saga of my Headaches continue." Aku grimaced.
And thus, Aku now lives with two annoyances plaguing his life. His nemesis Samurai Jack and his dim-witted brother. Such is the price one pays when over taking the world with evil. The Saga continues once again. Samurai Jack still lives. As does Aku's brother. The Sogun of Sorrow must once again live with his own misery. But like all stories and time itself, Evil always gets the bitter end of the side of life. No matter how hard they try.
---------------------------------------------------------THE END------------ -------------------------
Baku: "Gotta go splat. Back to the cat! Salami Jack!! Hee hee. ^^ "Gotta place mat!! Back of my rat!! Sasami Jack!! Ha ha!^^
"doo de doo. Doo de doo. Doo doo doo!! "Jack, Jacks, Juke, Jym, Jyke." "Doo de doo, Doo de doo. Doo doo doo!! "Jumping Jack, Junk, Junk, Jackie!^^"
"Gotta eat smack!! Suzuki Jack!! Watch out Jane!! ^__^"
Aku: "Please ignorant human Shenloken! KILL MY BROTHER!!!!"