"So why are you giving me these?" Shizuo asked the underground doctor as he was handed cruise tickets. Tom-san had left for a business meeting for a whole month, leaving Shizuo with nothing to do but troll the streets of Ikebukuro.

"Well I know that you have nothing to do since Tom is out, and I thought you deserved a vacation. I was going to take Celty on the cruise but she's not very fond of boats; I actually won the tickets on this radio contest so they didn't coast anything."

"Alright I'll go; I need a break from this city anyway." Shizuo said as he shoved the ticket into his pocket.

"The only thing is that I had to give the other ticket to someone else, so you'll be sharing a room with him. It's a luxury sweet so you'll have plenty of space for yourself, and the cruise ship is huge so you'll hardly have to see him." Shinra said.

"Well who did you give the other ticket to?"Shizuo asked curiously, ready to give the ticket back if it was someone he knew was going to piss him off…well pretty much anyone could piss him off.

"An old friend from high school, he's a quiet guy and usually keeps himself enclosed in his work. I thought maybe a nice vacation would lighten him up; he's very human-phobic so I'm ninety-nine percent sure he won't bother you." Shinra lied, he knew if he told Shizuo who he really gave the ticket to he wouldn't go.

"Fine, it would be nice to get away from the bastard flea for a while."

"Haha yea and I'm sure the street signs and vending machines will be happy as well." Shinra laughed; the underground doctor waved goodbye to his childhood friend and started walking home to his beloved Celty.

Earlier that day….

"Wow, I can really have these for free?" Izaya asked as he was handed cruise tickets.

"Yep, I won them on some radio contest and Celty really isn't that into cruises so I thought you might like one of the tickets."

"Thanks this is really generous of you, are you sure you don't want me to pay you for this?" Izaya asked as he reached into his pocket to take out his stuffed wallet.

"No it's fine; the tickets were completely free so you don't have to pay me a dime. The only thing is I had to give the other ticket to someone else, I hope you don't mind sharing a room with him."

"I don't think it will be a problem, who did you give it to?" Izaya asked curiously

"An old high school friend, he doesn't get out much so I just thought I'd give it to him. I don't think he'll be bothering you that much."

"Alright, it'll be nice to get away from Shizu-chan for a while." Izaya laughed

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"How did it go?" Celty asked as Shinra walked into the apartment, the brunet smiled and sat down next to her on the couch.

"Perfect, neither of them suspects a thing." Shinra said happily.

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"Are you sure this is going to work? Putting them in a honeymoon sweet on a month long cruise isn't really such a good idea."

"Why do you say that? It'll be good for them to finally stop fighting, I still think my theory of all this fighting taking the place of other emotions towards each other is true."

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"It could be but do you really think putting them in a place where they can't escape each other will make them stop fighting?" Celty typed on her PDA before showing the male.

"Well we'll just have to wait and see; hopefully they don't end up sinking the ship with their fighting…"

"Wow, this really is a luxury room." Shizuo said aloud as he walked into the large room, he pushed his suitcase next to the king sized bed and fell back onto it. His back thanked him when he did this because of the incredibly soft mattress that met his tensed body. Shizuo groaned and pulled the silk sheets around his body as he drifted off into a cat nap, he really wasn't tired…the bed was just so soft! In fact, the blonde was so comfortable and relaxed that he didn't even notice the other male walk into the room.

"Is that…Shizu-chan?" Izaya thought as he placed his suitcase next to the door and approached the sleeping monster of Ikebukuro. Once he got a better look at the male a smile spread across his face.

"I should call Shinra to thank him…then jump on Shizu-chan to wake him up." Izaya thought happily as he took out his cell phone; he quickly dialed the brunet's number before putting the phone to his ear.

"Hello?" Shinra said as he answered his ringing phone.

"Hello Shinra, I just wanted to thank you again for the cruise tickets. I'm on the boat right now, my room is so beautiful!" Izaya said excitedly.

"Oh really? I'm glad you like it; you deserve a vacation considering how hard you work."

"Haha thanks…I also wanted to thank you for giving your other ticket to Shizu-chan, I'm going to have lots of fun with him this month." Izaya said evilly before hanging up on the underground doctor, he carefully set down his cell phone on the small table in the bedroom before moving to the end of the bed. Just watching the monster sleep made him feel incredibly happy all over, knowing how much fun this was going to be to harass him.

"Ohhhhh Shizu-chan~ that bed looks so comfortable, make some room for me." Izaya whined, he laughed under his breath as the blonde turned over onto his back and moved his arms above his head to stretch out his stiff muscles. Shizuo's body was nearly taking up the entire bed!

"Fine, if that's how you're going to be…" Izaya backed up to get a running start as he pounced onto of the sleeping male. The two bodies bounced a couple feet in the air before slamming onto the red carpeted floor.

"What the fuck…" Shizuo asked annoyed as he got up from the floor, he had landed headfirst on the floor while the other male had landed right on top of his soft body.

"Sorry to wake you Shizu-chan but I wanted to try out the bed to." Izaya giggled as he moved off of the blonde's body and crawled up into the king sized bed. Shizuo got to his feet and stared at the brunet who wasn't dressed in his regular attire; Izaya was wearing a red short-sleeved t-shirt, dark jeans, and black boots.

"Why the hell are you here flea?" Shizuo barked angrily as he watched Izaya curl up under the red silk sheets, Izaya just smiled and closed his eyes.

"The same reason as you Shizu-chan, I got a ticket for this cruise from none other than our friend Shinra; I'm sure you also got one from him?" By this time the blonde was shaking with anger, mostly because he was going to have to spend an entire month with this mother fucker.

"I'm getting off this ship." Shizuo said angrily as he headed towards the door, he gasped when he felt thin arms wrap around his waist from behind.

"Too late, we have already left the doc. Now come to bed with me, I need your warmth." Izaya said as he nuzzled his head against Shizuo's back. The blonde was wearing a soft white t-shirt and a pair of light jeans; Izaya dodged the punch that was thrown at him and started laugh hysterically.

"Now Shizu-chan, do you really want to destroy such a beautiful room?" Izaya asked as he spun around in a circle.

"If it means killing you I don't give a fuck." Shizuo spat out, ready to pounce on the smaller male and rip him limb from limb.

"You're so cruel Shizu-chan." Izaya whimpered; he grinned when Shizuo rawer with anger.

"IIIIZZZAAAAYYYYYAAAA!" Shizuo screamed as he shot forward towards the smaller male, Izaya quickly dodged the blonde and ran straight for the door.

"I'm going to go check out the rest of the ship Shizu-chan, why don't you go back to taking your cat nap." Izaya said happily before leaving the infuriated blonde.

"I have to remind myself to break Shinra's nose when I get home." Shizuo thought angrily as he threw himself back on the bed.

Author's Note: Sooo this is the idea I decided to do, I really hope this sounds interesting and I hope you guys liked this first chapter! I have so many ideas for this and if you guys have any suggestions I'd be happy to do some of them but you have to be patient ok? I'm not sure if I should make this an M rated fan fiction because I just think the T-rated stuff more people read? I don't know I'll have to see how it plays out. Don't worry I'll make this one of my best fan fictions and I'll also try to update as fast as I can! Please review, favorite, and alert, thank you!