It is done. I am soooooooo happy this is finished. I don't know why but Vriska's was really hard to make ::::(
Anyway, the only thing that I own is Astra Inc. and MiRaClEs InC.

Enjoy ::::D

Congratulations on purchasing your very own VRISKA SERKET unit. This manual is here to ensure you get the most enjoyment of this pirate.

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Technical Specifications:

Name: Vriska Serket. Will also respond to arachnidsGrip, AG, Bluh Bluh Bitch, Creepy One Eyed Spider Chick, Marquise, and Serket.

Age: Can be ordered at any age between 12 and 17

Place of Manufacture: Alternia

Height: 5"7"

Sign: Scorpio

Blood Color: Cerulean or a lighter blue for all you people who don't know

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VRISKA SERKET comes with:

Three (3) Black t-shirts with a Scorpio sign

Two (2) Gray jackets

Three (3) pairs of blue jeans

One (1) pair of red rocket converse

Two (2) pairs of glasses, one with a grayed out lense and another normal pair

One (1) Dice strife

One (1) Magic Cue Ball courtesy of MiRaClEs InC.

A huge freaking pile of magic eight balls, also courtesy of MiRaClEs InC.

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Programming:

Student: Your unit "has" to go to school, be warned though, she might try to make you not make her.

Gambler: Your unit has very good luck and will most defiantly win.

Pirate: Your unit is very good at looting and pillaging villages, or Wal-Mart. Just send her to the closest one around.

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Re-Programming:

Default Bluh Bluh Bitch

Default Manipulative

Pirate

Locked Romantic

Your VRISKA SERKET unit comes in default Bluh Bluh Bitch mode and Manipulative mode. Bluh Bluh bitch mode pretty much means that your unit acts like a complete bitch. And manipulative means she will use her mind powers to try to make you or other units do what she wants.

Pirate mode is unlocked while roleplaying with anyone, especially TEREZI PYROPE, TAVROS NITRAM, or ERIDAN AMPORA. This mode means that your unit will be a murderous pirate.

Take our advice, don't get your VRISKA unit into Romantic mode. In this mode your VRISKA unit becomes unbelievably clingy and has in the past manipulated others to feel the same for a while. We are not really sure how she gets into this mode, just hope she doesn't accidently enter it.

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Relationships:

ERIDAN AMPORA: Your units ex-kismesis and partner in pirateness.

KANAYA MARYAM: This unit is one of the few that seem to care about your unit, KANAYA has some red feelings for VRISKA.

TAVROS NITRAM: Your unit caused this one to become crippled and hates him for no apparent reason. Also your unit likes to torture this one.

TEREZI PYROPE: These two units are not on good terms as a bunch of crazy stuff happened which involved explosions, death, cripples, and a Magic Cue Ball. If you do have both a bunch of shit will happen.

JOHN EGBURT: Your unit has some red feelings for JOHN, enough to ask him on a date at one point.

There are other relationships but we want to add the element of surprise to the manual and not tell you the rest.

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Cleaning: Your unit is capable of cleaning herself and will kill you if you try to bathe with her.

Feeding: Your unit will eat what you give her.

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Troubleshooting:

Problem: You keep doing stuff you don't want to do and you can't stop yourself.

Answer: You have a weak will and your unit is forcing you to do what she wants you to. To stop this we recommend hats made of aluminum foil.

Problem: You have a TEREZI PYROPE unit and-

Answer: That was your mistake, whatever happened is your own damn fault. We told you that they don't get along and a bunch of shit will happen.

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Thank you for ordering your units from us. We hope you have a good life with your VRISKA SERKET unit. Remember you signed the waver.

Yeah, this REALLY sucked

and I want to tell all the people who have reviewed that you guys are the ones that keep me going with these manuals.
Thank you.